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Official Madden Thread of Oh We Just Play DOTA2 Now

Rorschach

Member
What did you eat, Rors?

2lbs burger (ground bacon/beef) with pastrami, giant portabelo mushroom, avacado, tomatoes, lettuce, ham, two fried eggs, turkey, fries, jalapenos, and pepperjack cheese. They have to make it stand up with a steak knife. And, I had an order of fries, maccheese balls, and a bread pudding with ice cream to boot. Plus a few pints of beer, of course. Walking back I felt kinda bad all of a sudden. Girl started shaking me in jest and then I ran to the bushes and didn't quite make it. I didn't vomit on me or her, but all over the parking lot lol. Felt alright after, but not a good look.

A couple years ago, I bet I could have done that easily. :\ Iron stomach is no more. :(
 

Smokey

Member
2lbs burger (ground bacon/beef) with pastrami, giant portabelo mushroom, avacado, tomatoes, lettuce, ham, two fried eggs, turkey, fries, jalapenos, and pepperjack cheese. They have to make it stand up with a steak knife. And, I had an order of fries, maccheese balls, and a bread pudding with ice cream to boot. Plus a few pints of beer, of course. Walking back I felt kinda bad all of a sudden. Girl started shaking me in jest and then I ran to the bushes and didn't quite make it. I didn't vomit on me or her, but all over the parking lot lol. Felt alright after, but not a good look.

A couple years ago, I bet I could have done that easily. : Iron stomach is no more. :(

Lol man up rors! That's something Pheeniks would eat tho
 
2lbs burger (ground bacon/beef) with pastrami, giant portabelo mushroom, avacado, tomatoes, lettuce, ham, two fried eggs, turkey, fries, jalapenos, and pepperjack cheese. They have to make it stand up with a steak knife. And, I had an order of fries, maccheese balls, and a bread pudding with ice cream to boot. Plus a few pints of beer, of course. Walking back I felt kinda bad all of a sudden. Girl started shaking me in jest and then I ran to the bushes and didn't quite make it. I didn't vomit on me or her, but all over the parking lot lol. Felt alright after, but not a good look.

A couple years ago, I bet I could have done that easily. : Iron stomach is no more. :(


I'm about to throw up just thinking about eating all that!
 

McNei1y

Member
So I went to a casino last night that just opened up by my house. Every table's minimum was 50$ or 25$. They closed the 25$ tables over time to get people to bet the 50$ tables. Throughout the night, I lost about 450$. Right before my friend and I were going to leave, we found some "spin the wheel" game where we bet on odds. Like, 1 to 1 or 5 to 5... etc. I won back all of my money and change when I was down to like 30$. It was awesome.
 

Smokey

Member
So I went to a casino last night that just opened up by my house. Every table's minimum was 50$ or 25$. They closed the 25$ tables over time to get people to bet the 50$ tables. Throughout the night, I lost about 450$. Right before my friend and I were going to leave, we found some "spin the wheel" game where we bet on odds. Like, 1 to 1 or 5 to 5... etc. I won back all of my money and change when I was down to like 30$. It was awesome.

Best feeling I've had was playing a penny slot machine. I think I threw down one the highest multiplier cant remember what it was exactly. When it did that it landed on a combo that gave you like 12 free spins and within those spins I kept hitting some great combos. Ended up walking out with $700 off of a penny machine. We were also down to our last $15. Felt good man
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
2lbs burger (ground bacon/beef) with pastrami, giant portabelo mushroom, avacado, tomatoes, lettuce, ham, two fried eggs, turkey, fries, jalapenos, and pepperjack cheese. They have to make it stand up with a steak knife. And, I had an order of fries, maccheese balls, and a bread pudding with ice cream to boot. Plus a few pints of beer, of course. Walking back I felt kinda bad all of a sudden. Girl started shaking me in jest and then I ran to the bushes and didn't quite make it. I didn't vomit on me or her, but all over the parking lot lol. Felt alright after, but not a good look.

A couple years ago, I bet I could have done that easily. : Iron stomach is no more. :(
Where did you get this monstrosity? That sounds like a perfect Well versus Food challenge.
 
marvel heros MMO game is somewhat entertaining. i was having fun until it started getting jittery and lagging. one second i'm punching a guy the next second theres a bunch of guys disappearing and im dead :(
 
your joking but I wouldn't be surprised if that was the actual figure.

i have fios you dumbass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

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West coast FIOS is for punk ass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitches.

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verizon feels bad that you actually have to live in the human landfill they call the eastcoast so they give you superior internet speeds to help you cope with your reality
 

Somnia

Member
I'm down for Dota 2 btw... if I'm on steam throw me an invite!

By the way, I think I won't be returning hit upcoming season of madden, going to wait for our transition to next gen.
 

eznark

Banned
^Better than me. I get like 2.5 down and 1 up.

Well that was a fun way to spend an afternoon. Getting shit on by some hillbilly 5 year old at Great American Ballpark. Fucker. I am getting the same seat tomorrow and I hope he is there.
 

eznark

Banned
Brewers got clowned and the little mistake sitting in front of me spent more time stuttering at me about how terrible the Brewers are than he did watching the fucking game.
 

eznark

Banned
you made it sound like someone in the crowd was talking shit to you. a 5 year old!

That's exactly what happened for about three and a half hours. I wish my daughter were with me so I could have told her to punch the fuck in the mouth.


Fuck yeah, installing the Wargame: Airland Battle beta! Gonna be an awesome night! ... if it ever downloads
 

Rorschach

Member
Where did you get this monstrosity? That sounds like a perfect Well versus Food challenge.

http://slaters5050.com/

Ask for 2 1 lbs patties. It's weight after cooking unlike most restaurants! :eek: The one here has "over 110" beers on tap.

Ate like shit again today, but because it was a mothers day meal. I'm gonna gain a few pounds this weekend! Maybe if I just take a ginormous shit Sunday night, it'll even things out.
 

McNei1y

Member
Best feeling I've had was playing a penny slot machine. I think I threw down one the highest multiplier cant remember what it was exactly. When it did that it landed on a combo that gave you like 12 free spins and within those spins I kept hitting some great combos. Ended up walking out with $700 off of a penny machine. We were also down to our last $15. Felt good man

So good. Gambling is fun for the adrenaline alone.

I'll be around tonight if anyone wants to play some DOTA!
 

McNei1y

Member
maybe you're right

but I don't know how to play Dota and I'm not in a very learning mood tonight!

I was going to offer to play with you but I'm afraid the game will last more than 50 minutes and I need to free up all that time for Game of Thrones.
 
I was going to offer to play with you but I'm afraid the game will last more than 50 minutes and I need to free up all that time for Game of Thrones.

We can always play after

You really should get it though so we can all take turns robbing the shit out of FMT
 
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