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Official March 2009 NHL Thread - Old Man Cherry's Off His Meds Again™ Edition

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purg3

slept with Malkin
kassatsu said:
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Mr. Kennedy... Kennedy.
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that is too awesome :lol

This game is getting nasty. Love MAF shoving his glove in Stoll's face :lol
 
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CrazedArabMan

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I didn't know Detroit was playing at home today because it sure seems like they are. Atlanta fans couldn't even stop a Let's Go Red Wings or Ozzy chant.

ugh... too many pen's fans posting
 
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pringles

Member
CrazedArabMan said:
I didn't know Detroit was playing at home today because it sure seems like they are. Atlanta fans couldn't even stop a Let's Go Red Wings or Ozzy chant.
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It's almost better than a home game for the Wings.
 
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ForzaItalia

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Man those Blues are pesky and have been resilient all season long...kinda hard not to cheer for them.

Habs now in 8th but has anyone seen their remaining schedule...."soff!"


vs Toronto
vs Atlanta
vs Tampa
vs Buffalo
vs Chicago
at Islanders
at Toronto
vs Ottawa
at Rangers
at Boston
vs Pittsburgh
 
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Mii

Banned
Habs schedule is soff? Sharks' is soffer.

vs Dallas (21)
vs Colorado (27)
@ Chicago (10)
@ Nashville (17)
vs Phoenix (26)
@ Calgary (6)
@ Edmonton (16)
vs Anaheim (20)
@ Anaheim (20)
vs Colorado (27)
vs Phoenix (26)
@ Los Angeles (25)

Average current league rank of teams left for Sharks to play: ~21st
Average current league rank of teams left for Habs to play: ~19th
(Detroit FYI is ~16.5)


What's worse? We'll probably lose all the bolded ones.
 
Barrage

Barrage

Member
:lol Dallas. Soft. We'll "softly" pound you into oblivion.

I want this to happen. It's not St.Patrick's Day anymore, I won't be drunk enough to drown out a loss :(
 
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pringles

Member
Come on Dallas, get a regulation win. Don't miss 14 breakaways and lose in a shootout like every other team that plays the Sharks.
 
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kassatsu

Banned
Mii said:
Habs schedule is soff? Sharks' is soffer.

vs Dallas (21)
vs Colorado (27)
@ Chicago (10)
@ Nashville (17)
vs Phoenix (26)
@ Calgary (6)
@ Edmonton (16)
vs Anaheim (20)
@ Anaheim (20)
vs Colorado (27)
vs Phoenix (26)
@ Los Angeles (25)

Average current league rank of teams left for Sharks to play: ~21st
Average current league rank of teams left for Habs to play: ~19th
(Detroit FYI is ~16.5)

What's worse? We'll probably lose all the bolded ones.
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I wish the Pens had a soff schedule like that. We only have 2 games (vs. Islanders and @ Tampa) left with teams that don't have a chance at the playoffs.
 
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TemplaerDude

Member
Mii said:
Habs schedule is soff? Sharks' is soffer.

vs Dallas (21)
vs Colorado (27)
@ Chicago (10)
@ Nashville (17)
vs Phoenix (26)
@ Calgary (6)
@ Edmonton (16)
vs Anaheim (20)
@ Anaheim (20)
vs Colorado (27)
vs Phoenix (26)
@ Los Angeles (25)

Average current league rank of teams left for Sharks to play: ~21st
Average current league rank of teams left for Habs to play: ~19th
(Detroit FYI is ~16.5)


What's worse? We'll probably lose all the bolded ones.
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seriously man you've gotta stop being depressed. how do you live with yourself?
 
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kassatsu

Banned
NetMapel said:
Can somebody post that schedule list thing for the Canucks ? Much appreciated !
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Pens
vs. Philadelphia (7)
vs. Calgary (6)
vs. New York R (12)
vs. New Jersey (4)
@ Carolina (11)
@ Florida (15)
@ Tampa Bay (29)
vs. New York I (30)
@ Montreal (13)

Avg rank: 14.1

Canucks
@ Phoenix (26)
@ Dallas (21)
@ St. Louis (19)
@ Colorado (27)
@ Chicago (10)
@ Minnesota (22)
vs. Anaheim (20)
@ Edmonton (16)
vs. Colorado (27)
vs. Calgary (6)
vs. Los Angeles (25)
@ Colorado (27)

Avg rank: 20.5
 
Barrage

Barrage

Member
NetMapel said:
Can somebody post that schedule list thing for the Canucks ? Much appreciated !
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[ALL TIMES IN PST]

6:30 AM-Mats Sundin wakes up, sighs, looks at picture of Air Canada Centre longingly

7:00 AM- Team Breakfast

7:45 AM-Kyle Wellwood is forcefully removed from table

8:00 AM-Morning Skate

10:00 AM-Willie Mitchell tells joke

-11:00 AM-Sedin Sisters go to local pharmacy, re-stock on birth control pill

Noon-Team Lunch

1:00 PM-Team work-out

2:30 PM-Shane O' Brien understands and laughs at Mitchell's joke

4:00 PM-Team reflects on the Vancouver Canucks' history of playoff success

4:01 PM-Team meeting

6:00 PM-Roberto Luongo, as Team Captain, administers Pre-Game Lubing

6:30 PM-Canucks exit dressing room

9:30 PM-Canucks return, bruised and dejected

9:45 PM-Alain Vigneault rouses team with post-game speech, ending with "IT'S NOT FAAAIR!"

9:55 PM-Team boards bus

10:00 PM-Mats Sundin sighs, looks at picture of Air Canada Centre longingly

Wait...I believe I misunderstood your request
 
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Mii

Banned
Acid08 said:
Seriously.
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This team has faced 'groundhog day' postseasons since the Men of Oil stuck it to us. I'm still facing trauma from that.

Man do I miss seeing Belfour in a Dallas uniform. I loved hating him. No where near as fun with Turco.
 
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Robert-GCA

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Somehow the Sharks got some play with continuity in them today. Still the 3rd period to go but you can't argue how together they look for the most part this game making it 4-1.
 
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Mii

Banned
Robert-GCA said:
Somehow the Sharks got some play with continuity in them today. Still the 3rd period to go but you can't argue how together they look for the most part this game making it 4-1.
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They definitely do. As Hahn just said, 'their best period in a looooong time'
 
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ForzaItalia

Banned
kassatsu said:
Pens
vs. Philadelphia (7)
vs. Calgary (6)
vs. New York R (12)
vs. New Jersey (4)
@ Carolina (11)
@ Florida (15)
@ Tampa Bay (29)
vs. New York I (30)
@ Montreal (13)

Avg rank: 14.1
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Fixed.


:lol @ Barrage's last post...
 
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ForzaItalia

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I wonder what Cherry will say about AO tonight. I never watch Cherry but will tune in tonight.

Hopefully he thanks AO for getting people to watch him again.
 
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Mike Works

Member
*looks at scoreboard for Dallas/San Jose game*

i figured i'd repay barrage the favor and give him the Stars' playoff schedule:

[ALL TIMES IN PST]
 
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Mii

Banned
Has any division ever had all 5 of its teams reach the playoffs since the start of this current setup?

The once-god-awful Central Division might actually pull it off. What the heck?

EDIT: Wow Nashville has got it HARD.

Nashville (Games Remaining: 10)
vs Anaheim (20)
vs San Jose (2)
vs Los Angeles (25)
@ Detroit (1)
@ Columbus (14)
@ Chicago (10)
vs Columbus (14)
vs Chicago (10)
@ Detroit (1)
@ Minnesota (22)

Average current league rank of teams left for Preds to play: ~12th
Nashville Current Standing: 17
 
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NetMapel

Guilty White Male Mods Gave Me This Tag
Barrage said:
[ALL TIMES IN PST]

6:30 AM-Mats Sundin wakes up, sighs, looks at picture of Air Canada Centre longingly

7:00 AM- Team Breakfast

7:45 AM-Kyle Wellwood is forcefully removed from table

8:00 AM-Morning Skate

10:00 AM-Willie Mitchell tells joke

-11:00 AM-Sedin Sisters go to local pharmacy, re-stock on birth control pill

Noon-Team Lunch

1:00 PM-Team work-out

2:30 PM-Shane O' Brien understands and laughs at Mitchell's joke

4:00 PM-Team reflects on the Vancouver Canucks' history of playoff success

4:01 PM-Team meeting

6:00 PM-Roberto Luongo, as Team Captain, administers Pre-Game Lubing

6:30 PM-Canucks exit dressing room

9:30 PM-Canucks return, bruised and dejected

9:45 PM-Alain Vigneault rouses team with post-game speech, ending with "IT'S NOT FAAAIR!"

9:55 PM-Team boards bus

10:00 PM-Mats Sundin sighs, looks at picture of Air Canada Centre longingly

Wait...I believe I misunderstood your request
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There there, don't be hating for the teams on the OTHERSIDE of the playoff line from Dallas Stars ;)
 
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pringles

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I doubt all 5 Central teams will make it this year.
Edmonton is the only non-central team that could potentially fall out of the top 8, and they look real strong.
It's probably going to be a battle between St.Louis and Nashville for the last spot.
 
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ForzaItalia

Banned
Caps remaining schedule is all soft which means they'll lose most of their games:

at Carolina
at Toronto
vs Tampa Bay
vs NY Islanders
vs Buffalo
vs Atlanta
at Atlanta
at Tampa Bay
at Florida
 
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sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
Mii said:
EDIT: Wow Nashville has got it HARD.
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Nashville's schedule scares the shit out of me, but Edmonton's looks worse. I could see Anaheim and St Louis both jumping up into this mix and it'll be between Columbus/Nashville/Edmonton to stay in it.

Edmonton has 2 games vs Anaheim and 2 vs Minnesota before April, which is going to go a long way to deciding which direction those teams are going in the race. Nashville's 2 games against Columbus should be fantastic to watch. Columbus's scheduled is littered with teams fighting to make this thing, 2 against Nashville, 3 against the Blues but also have Calgary, Minnesota and 2 games against Chicago. This fight in the West is going to be insane.
 
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Wolf

GO HABS GO
Mike Works said:
*looks at scoreboard for Dallas/San Jose game*

i figured i'd repay barrage the favor and give him the Stars' playoff schedule:

[ALL TIMES IN PST]
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:lol

I shouldn't be laughing given Montreal's situation though. Fuck what the hell is up in Montreal these days? They pulled it together to give me a win against the Sharks when I was down there, and ever since then I don't think they've won a single big game.

People are riding Price pretty hard, you'd think he was a 10 year vet with the amount of heat he's taking right now. I hate shit like that, give the kid a break and allow him to develop, it's not his fault he's not Patrick Roy Jr., this keeps up and when he finally develops into a top caliber goalie he sure as fuck won't want to play in Montreal.

Although I do have a problem with the crying, wtf is up with that shit. For the love of all things hockey suck it up Price, life is hard, tears are only allowed for major injuries, when you're holding the Cup, when you've knocked over your beer and when you've missed any opportunity to slam two chicks at the same time. Everything else, BE A MAN.


tough times in Montreal, thats for sure.
 
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TurtleSnatcher

Member
Oh man...

Dallas can't catch a break..


Brad Richards was out for 6 weeks with a Broken wrist.. Today was his first day back from that injury and he breaks his OTHER HAND

Christ.. Can we have anymore injuries?
 
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