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Anson Carter turned down a multi year contract worth $1.3 million per year from the Leafs to sign a 1 year, $1 million contract with the Canucks :lol

b-but i thought everyone wanted to play for the leafs

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:lol
 
Mike Works said:
Anson Carter turned down a multi year contract worth $1.3 million per year from the Leafs to sign a 1 year, $1 million contract with the Canucks :lol

b-but i thought everyone wanted to play for the leafs

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:lol

Yeah.... I'm pretty sure thats because Anson doesnt want to be signed longterm based on his absolutely shitty season last year...
 
yodathesoda said:
I'd sacrifice 300,000 to play the meat in a Sedin sandwich anyday.
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Dem, Drensh, Tedesco: About the FHL league, some guys are starting one on the hfboards habs board and I'll ask if you guys can join, we wouldnt even have to pay for the software like we would of had to.
 
So much for Eklund being a reporter:

"My career had nothing to do with hockey after college. I made my own fame in a completely different world until the lockout came and I started the blog when I felt the sport I worshipped was being thrown to the dogs. And people responded. My few contacts quickly spread to hundreds of others. People from a sport that had imploded on itself. Now I have become part of it. And it still holds a certain magic to it."

Eklund admits he's just a fan
 
Malakhov said:
Dem, Drensh, Tedesco: About the FHL league, some guys are starting one on the hfboards habs board and I'll ask if you guys can join, we wouldnt even have to pay for the software like we would of had to.

Cool, just let me know. I'm all about more hockey leagues!
 
I scored my Bluejackets tix!

Detroit
Edmonton
Colorado
Pittsburgh
Vancouver
Calgary
Phoenix

Which makes me wonder... why don't hockey teams play series ala MLB? Wouldn't it be easier on the budget?
 
Tedesco! said:
I scored my Bluejackets tix!

Detroit
Edmonton
Colorado
Pittsburgh
Vancouver
Calgary
Phoenix

Which makes me wonder... why don't hockey teams play series ala MLB? Wouldn't it be easier on the budget?

Cause hockey games usually aren't played back to back
 
BigJonsson said:
Cause hockey games usually aren't played back to back

But some are. Columbus has a back to back series with Detroit. Why aren't they played back to back then? It would seem (IMO) that series games would be better.
 
Tedesco! said:
But some are. Columbus has a back to back series with Detroit. Why aren't they played back to back then? It would seem (IMO) that series games would be better.


The players would get very very tired and the play would become shit
 
Hah, back to back to back games would just be nuts on the players. There would be so many injuries and the quality of play would go way down.
 
Dem, Drensh, Tedesco, wich teams do you want? Here's the ones taken so far:

Montreal Canadiens
Toronto Maple Leaf
Ottawa Senators
Boston Bruins
New Jersey Devils
Florida Panthers
Philadelphia Flyers

Los Angeles Kings
Nashville Predators
Edmonton Oilers
Calgary Flames
Detroit Red Wings
Anaheim Ducks
 
Meh, if I buy the freaking simulator, would you guys all join a league and participate? You guys are such a bunch of cheapasses.
 
Fine you won, I'll buy it, you join. Screw the yahoo leagues this will be the real thing.

Please state your team and email. As soon as I hit 20 GMs I am buying the software and we will have one fantasy draft and one prospect draft. I will generate the draft rankings through random.org

We need to be 10 eastern and 10 western teams minimum
Old teams like Winnipeg or the Nordiques are allowed
We will have a salary cap of 42 millions for the first season
20 players on your roster at all time
You can play 3 lines if you want, meaning you can double shift players on your 4th line, I prefer it that way, makes teams more skilled

Malakhov - Montreal
Tedesco - Leafs
Kingpen - Pittsburgh

Dem - Edmonton
Drensh - Colorado
Fifty - Los Angeles Kings

That's the teams so far.

All is required in this league is you send your lines before your game, if you don't I use the last one you sent me so it's your problem. If there is an injury and you didnt send me your lines, I will do auto lines wich can seriously screw your chances of winning.

Full season, 82 games. Will sim every day 'cept the occasional times I am not home on evenings and there's the playoffs where one Gaffer will be able to claim himself the best GM and win the stanley cup.
 
I'd do it if Tedesco compromised and chose his home town team and gave me the Leafs. I'm still not sure exactly how it works though. It sounds like it'll be a hockey videogame, without the gameplay.

edit: Although what do you gain from picking a team? Just the name and logo? If we're doing a fantasy draft I guess it doesn't even matter which I get. I don't know if we have 20 regulars in this thread, let alone 20 people hardcore enough to sim an entire made-up season. I hope we do :(
 
Fifty said:
I'd do it if Tedesco compromised and chose his home town team and gave me the Leafs. I'm still not sure exactly how it works though. It sounds like it'll be a hockey videogame, without the gameplay.
It's a sim league where you play the role of the GM and Coach. You fix your price tickets, negociate new contracts, trade with the other players in the league (this is so fun), manage your prospects, make up your lines etc.. etc.. The only thing is that the games are simmed.

Here's an example, it's in french though but I'll give you some examples. It's a league I'm in.

http://lhisim.net/

You can see the scorebox from wednesday (league is on hold, commish had a baby this week) and some news that players like myself (I manage Atlanta) can write or the commish or whoever wants to chip in.

Here's what a schedule looks like:

http://lhisim.net/Saison/LHISchedule.html

Here's a boxscore of a simmed game (That I won thanks to Noronen):

http://lhisim.net/Saison/LHI452.html

Scoring leaders:

http://lhisim.net/Saison/LHIIndividual.html

Team Scoring:

http://lhisim.net/Saison/LHITeamScoring.html

Etc..

It's a very complete simulator.
 
It seems too complicated for my tastes, since im new to this whole thing ill just stick with the yahoo league this year
 
Fifty said:
edit: Although what do you gain from picking a team? Just the name and logo? If we're doing a fantasy draft I guess it doesn't even matter which I get. I don't know if we have 20 regulars in this thread, let alone 20 people hardcore enough to sim an entire made-up season. I hope we do :(
Yes with a fantasy draft you'll get whoever you pick, so the team doesn't really matter, try to pick a team you like and that's it. I checked it up, we have more than 30 different posters in this thread and there is 20 regular posters in the last few pages.
 
Wolf said:
It seems too complicated for my tastes, since im new to this whole thing ill just stick with the yahoo league this year
It's not complicated at all. All you need to do is make up your lines once everything is done and you will learn like everyone else. I'll guide the peeps at first who arent used to this.
See these rosters?

http://lhisim.net/Saison/LinkedRosters.html

Look at the players, FHL works with stats, intensity, speed, strenght, endurance, durability, discipline, skating, pass accuracy, puck control, defense, scoring, experience and leadership with of course the overall (a player wih 80 of overall is considered a star, he will get more peeps in attendance so you will generate more money). Look some teams up and check it out.

Edit: Got you Fifty.
 
I dunno, the appeal is sort of lost on me since the games are just simmed.
I mean, doesn't that mean that no matter how well your team is managed its still a toss up to decide a games results?

What intrigues me about yahoo fantasy is that its based off of real games.

Sorry Koop but this type of thing just isnt for me.

But hey if you actually get this thing off the ground I'll pitch in so you dont have to pay the whole thing yourself.
 
Speaking of fantasy hockey, I believe the head to head league's draft is tomorrow, and I shall not miss it this time. :lol
 
A good team can always lose against a bad team, just like in real life but it doesnt happen too often, it's well balanced. A winning team will be a team with a good goaltender, good defense, 2 good offensive lines with great centers and a good defensive line.

Too bad, would of been fun if you were in.
 
Fifty, there's no need to slum it with a team like the Kings. I will happily relent my control of the Leafs to you,(provided I can do that) and control the mighty Bluejackets of Columbus instead!
 
New rules a boon to scoring?
Juniors preview NHL interference ban

`It's up to us to adjust,' Tucker says

KEN CAMPBELL
SPORTS REPORTER

Fans of the Ontario Hockey League have already seen the parade to the penalty box that the NHL's new interference rules are bound to create, but they've also seen a parade of pucks to the back of the net.

Going into last night's pre-season games, the OHL was averaging a minor penalty almost every two minutes, but had also seen its goals per game jump by almost two over last year's pre-season.
Through 33 games, officials in the OHL have whistled teams for an average of 28.1 minor penalties per game, up from just 17.2 during the pre-season in 2004-05. Conversely, teams are averaging 8.36 goals per game, up substantially from the 6.49 the league averaged in exhibition games last year.

"We've noticed that the penalties have decreased in the last little while," said OHL director of hockey operations and referee-in-chief Ted Baker. "A pessimist would say that the officials have stopped calling it and an optimist would say that the players have adjusted, but we've supervised all the games and we haven't seen any relaxing in the standard."

Somewhat to his surprise, Baker said he has received calls from coaches encouraging the league to keep the vigilance level high. Past crackdowns have decayed in large part because officials and the league's head office got worn down by the constant carping and ridicule from both management and players.

"The coaches have been teaching it in training camp and in practices," Baker said. "We've heard where coaches will make a player drop down and do 10 push-ups right on the spot if he gets a stick on another player in a scrimmage. It's a matter of changing the mindset and I think our coaches are doing that."

It would be hard to fathom Maple Leafs coach Pat Quinn demanding Mats Sundin drop and give him 20, but the issue will have to be addressed soon. Through scrimmage games in the first days of camp, there have been almost no penalties called because the referees are not enforcing the standard, nor are they penalizing goalies for venturing out behind the net to play the puck.

"I'm sure there are going to be more penalties called, but it's up to us to adjust," said Leafs winger Darcy Tucker. "We're not dumb people. We know how to adjust to things and we're going to have to adjust this time because it's not going back to the way it was."

Leafs GM John Ferguson agrees, saying that while there will be a learning curve, coaches won't tolerate players who don't get the message.

"I think we're all going to learn a little bit," Ferguson said.

"Let's face it. How many times are you going to come back to the bench after taking a penalty and tell the coach, `That used to not be a penalty.' One or two times and Pavlov's dog figures it out."

Sundin figures that because the Leafs are so large at forward with the likes of himself, Eric Lindros, Jason Allison, Nik Antropov and Alexei Ponikarovsky, they'll benefit from no longer having defencemen hang all over them.

"Some people say we're big and slow," Sundin said, "but I don't know how people are going to stop these guys if you can't put a hand on them or hook them or crosscheck them."

But Sundin also acknowledges that the crackdown works both ways and is a bit nervous about what the new enforcement will mean on the other side of the puck.

"It's a little worrying, but we'll see on Sunday when we play Ottawa," Sundin said. "They have a lot of speed and a lot of guys who skate well. Many times you worry because on the defensive side you're using a lot of tricks with the stick and kind of clutching and grabbing to stop guys. On the offensive part I'm excited, but in our own end, I'm not too excited."
The report from the OHL sounds good!

Also, I'm looking forward to quoting Dacy Tucker's "We're not dumb people." line at least a few times this year.
 
I think NHL players could adapt faster because obviously in the NHL more is at stake. Also it is under far greater media scrutiny. A sports writer would call you out on taking 6 dumb penalties in a game. It could result in instant hatred from the fans.
 
Drensch: Great! All we need to do for now is to get 20 peeps then we can start the fantasy draft, we're already 6 it's not too bad.
 
Tkachuk fails physical, suspended

Keith Tkachuk

Canadian Press

9/16/2005 10:11:08 PM

ST. LOUIS (AP) - St. Louis Blues forward Keith Tkachuk failed a physical and was suspended Friday by the team.

General manager Larry Pleau did not elaborate on the status of Tkachuk, but said he was expected to return to the team.

The 33-year-old left wing had 33 goals and 38 assists in 2003-04, the last season before the lockout. He has scored 431 goals and added 401 assists in his career.

The Blues' first full-squad workout is Saturday, and the team opens the pre-season Wednesday at home against the Predators.

:lol Probably a old injury that didn't heal sort of failed physical instead of a giant-blimp-ass ate donuts the whole lockout kind, but I'll still laugh at him. Great player when he was here, but after 3 or 4 contract holdouts he kind of lost the good will of Jets fans. ;)

USELESS FACTOID: my brother ray had Tkachuk as his favourite player for years and years, long after everyone else hated him and his pathetic yearly training camp holdout. After the Jets moved to Phoenix Ray claimed to still like Tkachuk, but he was just being stubborn and saying it to bug us. Sadly, his girlfried at the time (now wife) didn't realize he was just basically lying about Tkachuk still being his favourite player around us solely to avoid our mocking and bought him a Coyotes jersey with Tkachuk's name and number on it for his birthday. :lol She must have spent $200 on the authentic road jersey for a player Ray didn't actually like on a team he naturally despised, and Ray had to pretend to love it for a while. He finally did have to tell her the truth when she asked, kinda hurt, why he never ever wore it if he liked it.
 
calder said:
:lol Probably a old injury that didn't heal sort of failed physical instead of a giant-blimp-ass ate donuts the whole lockout kind, but I'll still laugh at him. Great player when he was here, but after 3 or 4 contract holdouts he kind of lost the good will of Jets fans. ;)

USELESS FACTOID: my brother ray had Tkachuk as his favourite player for years and years, long after everyone else hated him and his pathetic yearly training camp holdout. After the Jets moved to Phoenix Ray claimed to still like Tkachuk, but he was just being stubborn and saying it to bug us. Sadly, his girlfried at the time (now wife) didn't realize he was just basically lying about Tkachuk still being his favourite player around us solely to avoid our mocking and bought him a Coyotes jersey with Tkachuk's name and number on it for his birthday. :lol She must have spent $200 on the authentic road jersey for a player Ray didn't actually like on a team he naturally despised, and Ray had to pretend to love it for a while. He finally did have to tell her the truth when she asked, kinda hurt, why he never ever wore it if he liked it.

I was seriously laughing for like 5 minutes when I heard this, I don't hide my hate for Tkachuk, everyone knows I don't like him, what makes this more hilarious is that TSN is reporting that he showed up to camp overweight and they 'had no choice' but to suspend him. If I was due to make 7+ million dollars this season, I'd lay off the donuts and beer. On a different note Ryan Smyth scored in the shootout to lift the Oliers over the Flames in tonights preseason game! Smyth owns :D
 
calder said:
USELESS FACTOID: my brother ray had Tkachuk as his favourite player for years and years, long after everyone else hated him and his pathetic yearly training camp holdout. After the Jets moved to Phoenix Ray claimed to still like Tkachuk, but he was just being stubborn and saying it to bug us. Sadly, his girlfried at the time (now wife) didn't realize he was just basically lying about Tkachuk still being his favourite player around us solely to avoid our mocking and bought him a Coyotes jersey with Tkachuk's name and number on it for his birthday. :lol She must have spent $200 on the authentic road jersey for a player Ray didn't actually like on a team he naturally despised, and Ray had to pretend to love it for a while. He finally did have to tell her the truth when she asked, kinda hurt, why he never ever wore it if he liked it.
:lol

edit 1:

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YAY HOCKEY

edit 2: brian boucher got injured in the preseason game tonight... during the shootout :lol
 
calder said:
USELESS FACTOID: my brother ray had Tkachuk as his favourite player for years and years, long after everyone else hated him and his pathetic yearly training camp holdout. After the Jets moved to Phoenix Ray claimed to still like Tkachuk, but he was just being stubborn and saying it to bug us. Sadly, his girlfried at the time (now wife) didn't realize he was just basically lying about Tkachuk still being his favourite player around us solely to avoid our mocking and bought him a Coyotes jersey with Tkachuk's name and number on it for his birthday. :lol She must have spent $200 on the authentic road jersey for a player Ray didn't actually like on a team he naturally despised, and Ray had to pretend to love it for a while. He finally did have to tell her the truth when she asked, kinda hurt, why he never ever wore it if he liked it.


:lol :lol :lol That's hilarious!


I drafted Tkachuk in the roto league :(
 
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