Official Week 10 NFL Thread - The Manning/Brady Saga Continues...

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Tamanon said:
Good lord that's an epic post.

Jags ruin Sanchez' career this week! Force him into life as hot dog salesman.

:lol Your Sanchez fixation disturbs with it's perpetual mention of weiners.
 
welp, a season down the drain.

im sick of this fucking team. every year our team starts out fast and then we suck balls.

i hope we lose the rest of our game and everyone on our squad gets fired.

we give parys haralson a contract extension and he repays us by recording 1 sack in 8 games and not being able to make an easy play on chris johnson which could have won us the game.

we have jason hill sitting on the bench (or inactive!) while old fucking loser isaac bruce is doing nothing. so what does hill do in his limited playing time on sunday? only 2 td's. nice coaching there mike singletary. what is his reasoning for hill not seeing action sooner? "he needs to put in the time in the offseason". wow, like crabtree did?

our D can't sniff the qb and he has all day to throw. meanwhile, alex is getting pressured at the snap basically.

i can't take anymore of this team. i hope we have 2 top 10 picks just to see myself melt down in a couple years when we've fucked up this great draft opportunity we will have.

fuck you 49ers. not for sucking ass, but for building me up and then tearing me down time and time again!
 
Best place for Larry Johnson to go would be New England. Let's face it Belichick would be the best guy out there to set LJ straight and NE needs a real runningback with Fred Taylor out. I mentioned earlier in the year that NE always does better with veteran RB's then they do with their drafted RB's.
 
Striker said:
From now until the Super Bowl, health is key. Giants had great success of this in '07 and so did Pittsburgh last season.

The Giants had a lot of significant injuries in 2007, it was pretty remarkable they had the depth to overcome it.. Shockey was lost for the season in week 10, Kiwinuka had to be shut down after week 12, and Derrick Ward was lost for the year after week 13. Not mention Jacobs missed 6 games, Sam Madison, the starting CB, was injured in the season finale and didn't fully recover until the Super Bowl. Super rookie Steve Smith also missed most the the regular season but was able to contribute big time in the postseason.

Chris Mortenson is even more impressed, since sources still tell him Eli missed a month that year....
 
larry johnson doesn't want to play for the white man. he doesn't know where larry johnson comes from so how can he issue out orders!

the teams that LJ will play for:

colts
bucs
49ers
steelers
bears
bengals

case closed!
 
The idea that the Steelers would want anything to do with a cancer like Larry Johnson is laughable. (Yes I get the joke, but I read somewhere else that they were the best candidate.)

Also, how dare you blaspheme TMQ.
 
KilledByBill said:
The Giants had a lot of significant injuries in 2007, it was pretty remarkable they had the depth to overcome it.. Shockey was lost for the season in week 10, Kiwinuka had to be shut down after week 12, and Derrick Ward was lost for the year after week 13. Not mention Jacobs missed 6 games, Sam Madison, the starting CB, was injured in the season finale and didn't fully recover until the Super Bowl. Super rookie Steve Smith also missed most the the regular season but was able to contribute big time in the postseason.

Chris Mortenson is even more impressed, since sources still tell him Eli missed a month that year....
Shockey/Boss was probably the biggest drop down, but Boss was mostly a blocker. Kiwanuka wasn't a big factor, other than a four aces machine. They still had Osi, Tuck, and Strahan. Ward's absence stunk, but they had Bradshaw. Madison's absence didn't get hindered because Webster was suddenly amazing. They got Smith back in the playoffs which was huge. He's still one of my favorite players today. Too bad Hixon hasn't done much, because he had higher expectations from me.
 
Applesauce said:
Wait, what? LJ a Texan? I doubt that happens but you never know.
yea i doubt it will happen.

Just watched the replay of Texans Colts.... you were absolutely right i watched that play where Barwin got called for offsides, not only was he not offsides he wasn't lined up in the neutral zone. Didn't matter though because the next series Wayne through the pass that Pollard intercepted.
And the fumble you can see Bethea's arm hit the ball while he is on his butt out of bounds from the network replay.

Oh well gotta play better all around so the refs cant affect the game.
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
welp, a season down the drain.

im sick of this fucking team. every year our team starts out fast and then we suck balls.

i hope we lose the rest of our game and everyone on our squad gets fired.

we give parys haralson a contract extension and he repays us by recording 1 sack in 8 games and not being able to make an easy play on chris johnson which could have won us the game.

we have jason hill sitting on the bench (or inactive!) while old fucking loser isaac bruce is doing nothing. so what does hill do in his limited playing time on sunday? only 2 td's. nice coaching there mike singletary. what is his reasoning for hill not seeing action sooner? "he needs to put in the time in the offseason". wow, like crabtree did?

our D can't sniff the qb and he has all day to throw. meanwhile, alex is getting pressured at the snap basically.

i can't take anymore of this team. i hope we have 2 top 10 picks just to see myself melt down in a couple years when we've fucked up this great draft opportunity we will have.

fuck you 49ers. not for sucking ass, but for building me up and then tearing me down time and time again!

At least you'll have two first round picks :(

Sorry tho, you won't be getting a top 10 pick. The Panthers will definitely claw and scratch their way to a 7-9/8-8 record, so you'll have to live with the mid-round pick.

storybook77 said:
Avatar bet?

Let's do it.
 
I <3 Memes said:
Best place for Larry Johnson to go would be New England. Let's face it Belichick would be the best guy out there to set LJ straight and NE needs a real runningback with Fred Taylor out. I mentioned earlier in the year that NE always does better with veteran RB's then they do with their drafted RB's.
Cant argue with this. I hope NE brings him in.
 
Case said:
Cant argue with this. I hope NE brings him in.
So you think a bigot and dude who beats the shit out of women is a perfect fit for the Patriots?

Me too. We finally found something we can agree on.
 
How could anyone working an NFL beat think the Texans would sign Larry Johnson? They've already had an over the hill woman beater RB. They aren't doing it again.
 
bionic77 said:
So you think a bigot and dude who beats the shit out of women is a perfect fit for the Patriots?

Me too. We finally found something we can agree on.
Sounds like 95% of Boston's population!
 
bionic77 said:
So you think a bigot and dude who beats the shit out of women is a perfect fit for the Patriots?

Me too. We finally found something we can agree on.
Says the person who roots for a QB who is getting away with rape.
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
welp, a season down the drain.

im sick of this fucking team. every year our team starts out fast and then we suck balls.

i hope we lose the rest of our game and everyone on our squad gets fired.

we give parys haralson a contract extension and he repays us by recording 1 sack in 8 games and not being able to make an easy play on chris johnson which could have won us the game.

we have jason hill sitting on the bench (or inactive!) while old fucking loser isaac bruce is doing nothing. so what does hill do in his limited playing time on sunday? only 2 td's. nice coaching there mike singletary. what is his reasoning for hill not seeing action sooner? "he needs to put in the time in the offseason". wow, like crabtree did?

our D can't sniff the qb and he has all day to throw. meanwhile, alex is getting pressured at the snap basically.

i can't take anymore of this team. i hope we have 2 top 10 picks just to see myself melt down in a couple years when we've fucked up this great draft opportunity we will have.

fuck you 49ers. not for sucking ass, but for building me up and then tearing me down time and time again!

I feel you bro. At least you didn't lose to the fucking Bucs.
 
didnt think so.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/11/10/texans-confirm-they-are-not-pursuing-larry-johnson/
Well, that didn't take long.

A few hours after we posted about some clashing national reports regarding Larry Johnson possibly landing in Houston, Texans G.M. Rick Smith has settled the matter.

"We took all the factors into consideration -- football, off-the-field issues, and we determined that it wasn't a good fit for us at this time," Smith told John McClain of the Houston Chronicle. "We've got confidence in our backs. When we come back from our open date, we expect big things out of them."

The Texans also considered Edgerrin James last week and passed on him. In Johnson's case, the team was concerned with harming the team's good locker room chemistry.

Johnson will have to find another suitor, but Houston's running back position isn't settled. Coach Gary Kubiak said he hasn't decided who will start between Steve Slaton, Ryan Moats, and Chris Brown after the team's bye.

"It'll be a day-to-day deal for me," Kubiak said.
 
MaestroRyan said:
well, does that really mean anything? I mean the Eagles weren't interested in that washed up running back, either.
scroll up, or go to the last page if you read gaf is sucky view, and see that PFT and NFL network were reporting that the Texans were front runners to land Johnson.
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
welp, a season down the drain.

im sick of this fucking team. every year our team starts out fast and then we suck balls.

i hope we lose the rest of our game and everyone on our squad gets fired.

we give parys haralson a contract extension and he repays us by recording 1 sack in 8 games and not being able to make an easy play on chris johnson which could have won us the game.

we have jason hill sitting on the bench (or inactive!) while old fucking loser isaac bruce is doing nothing. so what does hill do in his limited playing time on sunday? only 2 td's. nice coaching there mike singletary. what is his reasoning for hill not seeing action sooner? "he needs to put in the time in the offseason". wow, like crabtree did?

our D can't sniff the qb and he has all day to throw. meanwhile, alex is getting pressured at the snap basically.

i can't take anymore of this team. i hope we have 2 top 10 picks just to see myself melt down in a couple years when we've fucked up this great draft opportunity we will have.

fuck you 49ers. not for sucking ass, but for building me up and then tearing me down time and time again!

Can't believe Parys Haralson couldn't make that fucking tackle. God dammit. Looked like it was pretty much just Patrick Willis making every play by himself out there. We were abysmal.

We've had one of the worst Offensive Lines in the NFL 5 straight years that Alex has been here. What a joke. If we lose on Thursday, another season goes down the fucking drain.
 
methodman said:
Can't believe Parys Haralson couldn't make that fucking tackle. God dammit. Looked like it was pretty much just Patrick Willis making every play by himself out there. We were abysmal.

We've had one of the worst Offensive Lines in the NFL 5 straight years that Alex has been here. What a joke. If we lose on Thursday, another season goes down the fucking drain.

just pathetic effort on that tackle. and infact, pathetic effort on containment ALL DAY by our team.

people look at the box score and say "lolz well same old alex!" but he actually played a pretty good game. the int's he had weren't "wtf?" throws. just shit that got tipped up and picked except the play by the safety, that was a good read and alex needed to get it out sooner.

the season is pretty much done now, win or lose on thursday. what a joke
 
chargers have already played the raiders twice this year so tomlinson is done. he is a shadow of his former self and hasn't done DICK for my fantasy team this year. what a waste
 
Peter King you have sullied something belonging to my future wife. For this you must pay.

a. On Saturday, I shared a dressing room with Taylor Swift at NBC. It's not what you think. All her stuff was in the dressing room for the show that night, but she wasn't there, and I had to dress for the Notre Dame halftime pop on NBC. Well, there was an incident. I stepped on Taylor Swift's red gown. Not on purpose, but there it was, the bottom of it on the ground, and I was trying to walk around it to get my jacket, and I stepped on it, and there it was, a footprint on the bottom of the red material. I quickly wiped off the footprint off. Most of it, anyway. You guys didn't see a size-14 sneaker mark on the bottom of her red gown Saturday night, did you?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/web/COM1162353/16/index.htm

Your stab at Mangini farther up the page only slightly soothes the pain.
 
Red Blaster said:
Guy in my league is offering me Tomlinson or Westbrook for Jennings. What say you NFL GAF?

LT is crap. Do you badly need an RB, not concerned about injury and can easily off up a decent #2 WR?
 
Striker said:
Saints are better now because of health. Colts are suffering too many injuries defensively (Hagler, Jackson, Sanders, etc.). In pure team talent with health, I'd certainly take the Colts. From now until the Super Bowl, health is key. Giants had great success of this in '07 and so did Pittsburgh last season.
Huh? Our health situation is arguably just as bad.

We have Sedrick Ellis and Kendrick Clancy out, our starting DTs, one is out for the whole season. We have Scott fujita are second best linebacker out. Greer is now likely out for a couple weeks, our number one cornerback.

Ellis and Fujita being out is the main reason we've been gashed up the middle the past two weeks and our run D is so porous all of the sudden.

Now who would win on a neutral field is up in the air and hopefully the Saints may get a chanve to find that out against the Colts in the big game.
 
Tamanon said:
Ben just got a $100 million dollar contract, Frankman?
No, but he did win two SuperBowls while doing next to nothing. If the world was equitable that former casino card table woman shall smite a curse on him. Or the Peyton Manning karma will hit him, one or the other. Both are fine.
 
Jonm1010 said:
Huh? Our health situation is arguably just as bad.

We have Sedrick Ellis and Kendrick Clancy out, our starting DTs, one is out for the whole season. We have Scott fujita are second best linebacker out. Greer is now likely out for a couple weeks, our number one cornerback.

Ellis and Fujita being out is the main reason we've been gashed up the middle the past two weeks and our run D is so porous all of the sudden.

Now who would win on a neutral field is up in the air and hopefully the Saints may get a chanve to find that out against the Colts in the big game.

A Saints / Colts SB would be EPIC, and since the Colts are a large portion of Saints fans' 2nd team (even more so now that Favre has practically villainized himself), I'd imagine it would be somewhat of an emotional rollercoaster for New Orleans.

We get to watch 60-75% of the colts whole season down here on basic cable, thanks to Peyton's last name.

If we ever get to a Superbowl, I'd rather slay a different team. Would love to demolish the Pats or Steelers in the SB. Would prefer the Steelers so we can rightfully claim the "BLACK AND GOLD" that the Stealers stole because they don't like the sound of "black and yellow."
 
Dirtbag said:
Would prefer the Steelers so we can rightfully claim the "BLACK AND GOLD" that the Stealers stole because they don't like the sound of "black and yellow."

I hate such thievery, sure, but the asinine "Who dey?" abomination chanted by Bengals fans is even worse. *barf*
 
Dirtbag said:
A Saints / Colts SB would be EPIC, and since the Colts are a large portion of Saints fans' 2nd team (even more so now that Favre has practically villainized himself), I'd imagine it would be somewhat of an emotional rollercoaster for New Orleans.

We get to watch 60-75% of the colts whole season down here on basic cable, thanks to Peyton's last name.

If we ever get to a Superbowl, I'd rather slay a different team. Would love to demolish the Pats or Steelers in the SB. Would prefer the Steelers so we can rightfully claim the "BLACK AND GOLD" that the Stealers stole because they don't like the sound of "black and yellow."
I go to LSU and it even bothers me that we call ourselves the "purple and gold." Its not gold, its fucking yellow! Yellow!! If you want to refer to your color as gold, make the color gold!
 
Tamanon said:
Either Arizona or Seattle!

We'll all have a better idea about the Colts after they mop up the Pats this weekend.
Dont be so sure about that. The Patriots have added advantages not afforded to other teams. Tom Brady is allowed to bring his own refs
and Belichick is allowed to provide the cameras
.
 
bionic77 said:
So you think a bigot and dude who beats the shit out of women is a perfect fit for the Patriots?

Me too. We finally found something we can agree on.

We accept people like that... we just don't accept rapists. That's usually left over for the steelers to gather.
 
Dirtbag said:
If we ever get to a Superbowl, I'd rather slay a different team. Would love to demolish the Pats or Steelers in the SB. Would prefer the Steelers so we can rightfully claim the "BLACK AND GOLD" that the Stealers stole because they don't like the sound of "black and yellow."

New Orleans shouldn't have been granted an expansion team! Damn those 60s when everybody was drugged out of their minds.
 
methodman said:
If we lose on Thursday, another season goes down the fucking drain.


the way the bears are playing right now, it's hard to think you will lose imo, gore might go for 200+ against our shitbag defense

and speaking of o-line problems, have you seen the bears play? we cant run or pass block, its beyond terrible

the only hope for the bears on thursday is that those dumb comments by vernon davis wake up the bums on the bears defense to play a good game
 
I'm not sure about the Pittsburgh/Cincinnati game. I could change that pick by game time.

I picked Pittsburgh atm, btw.

EDIT: I mostly picked favorites this week, with two exceptions. The Jags over the Jets (because I will never favor the Jets), and the Eagles over the Bolts (because San Diego needed a last-minute miracle to win last week, and I'm not sure they can do it again...). So there.
 
I didn't realize there was a Thursday game this week. A lot of people in the pickems will probably miss that too. Is the game on NFL network?
 
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