Yup. And you're probably expecting her to clean it up afterwards. She's just gonna hate you.
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Official Xbox 360 Madden '12 Online Franchise Thread OT2 Mr Peyton Goes To Washington
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Yup. And you're probably expecting her to clean it up afterwards. She's just gonna hate you.
goldlion054
Member
Meh, its our first Valentines day together and she likes that kind of stuff. I'm making dinner and we're watching a movie. It'll be fine
I know better haha.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Trust me this is a sweet plan but be careful not to get one of the rose thorns in your dickhole. It really hurts
Don't worry about eznark..he's mad dat tang doesn't come his way as much now that he's married..tries to play it off by downplaying v-day
you sure that burning feeling was a rose thorn?
Trust me this is a sweet plan but be careful not to get one of the rose thorns on your dickhole. It really hurts
you sure that burning feeling was a rose thorn?
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
It's a little disturbing to me that I thought about whether or not anyone would remember the movie. Almost 13 years ago, wtf.
mastershake
Member
But how am I supposed to know when to treat my gf nice without a giant corporation with a vested interest telling me so?
I have enough to worry about already!
Than you hallmark. I would be lost without you
goldlion054
Member
yo, when can you play? I suddenly have some free time right now
Too bad the servers are going to be down tonight. Valve is closing her legs to you.
She's a cruel one...yet I love her so much.
For like 24 hours right? I think some of my friends might go into shock not being able to play...
ugh, sex it is
non-stealth stealth brag
i wouldn't doubt it..dem north girls can be nice :dap
See, Valentine's Day actually isn't one of the "sex-is-likely" holidays in a marriage.
When you're younger (tween-college), sure, it cracks the list. And when you're single, there's theoretical success to found at the bottom of some heffers beer glass at the local pub. But, V-day doesn't crack the top 2 "most likely days to get laid" if you're married.
Those end up at:
1. Your birthday
2. Your wedding anniversary
I think there is such a dramatic fall-off for long-time married folks after these two days. Also, a lot of people make the mistake of thinking HER birthday would crack this list -- it doesn't.
Goldlion, if you aren't videotaping this roses shit to save for later you're doing it wrong.
When you're younger (tween-college), sure, it cracks the list. And when you're single, there's theoretical success to found at the bottom of some heffers beer glass at the local pub. But, V-day doesn't crack the top 2 "most likely days to get laid" if you're married.
Those end up at:
1. Your birthday
2. Your wedding anniversary
I think there is such a dramatic fall-off for long-time married folks after these two days. Also, a lot of people make the mistake of thinking HER birthday would crack this list -- it doesn't.
Goldlion, if you aren't videotaping this roses shit to save for later you're doing it wrong.
You wanna go right now? Otherwise it'll have to be tomorrow late now that I think about it.
are you around to play
and you're the pathetic little piece of meat? I don't get it.
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
wtf
Valentine's day is the EASIEST day to pick up women. If it falls anywhere from Thursday to Sunday you're in even more luck due to the weekend proximity. IMO you'd have to be a dumbass not to get laid.
Mrs. Ramirez is a gaffer? Does she know Mrs. Birdles?
You're drowning your wife?
I almost didn't want to score on that last play...lol. Didn't want to give you that much time! But I had to haha.
GG. Was a close one. Couldn't stop Matthews all game. Luckily you were in a position where you had to pass at the end.
So you're saying I should hit a bar up tonight after work?
Yeah if this is the deal then fuck homework. I'm going out.
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
Are you guys for real? There's usually a million "singles" parties on Valentine's day.
I think I've only been to a couple of those in the past. I've never really had a chance to go out on Valentines day with it falling on bad days.
Before or after our game!!!?
Good call. I'm going to try and get my roommates off their asses tonight.
You're in DC? Go hit up Redline in Chinatown or Mad Hatter in Dupont or pretty much any bar in Georgetown.
This is inbetween Bob spamming me with links and reviews about the Vita
mad hatter is the new lunch deal, 5 dollar burger and fries.
Wait you're in DC too? Actually I guess that makes sense, there are a ridiculous amount of Cowboys fans in DC. If I had a dollar for everytime I was walking around town in my jersey and heard someone yell "howboutdemcowboys!?"...
So, New Mad Hatter or Old Mad Hatter? Old Mad Hatter is now called Mighty Pint. That place was a legendary hook-up spot. As was Sign of the Whale next door. Ah I miss DC... :/
I guess I'll make it work with my poor college park ass. Might as well spend money on drinks.
I'll keep you posted, if you're around that is.