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Oh my God. Seriously, there are no words (this is hilarious)

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Justin Bailey

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http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41977

So, I decided to take this issue a step further. Since the evolutionists don't want to tell me why they believe in their theory, I figured I would explain why I believe in mine.

The primary reason I believe, of course, is because the Bible tells me so. That's good enough for me, because I haven't found the Bible to be wrong about anything else.

But what about the worldly evidence?

The evolutionists insist the dinosaurs lived millions and millions of years ago and became extinct long before man walked the planet.

I don't believe that for a minute. I don't believe there is a shred of scientific evidence to suggest it. I am 100 percent certain man and dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time. In fact, I'm not at all sure dinosaurs are even extinct!
This article is comedy gold, you can't make this shit up, folks. What's even scarier is that he has a nationally syndicated radio show that (I assume) people actually listen to.
 

shoplifter

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I was stunned the other day when I asked evolution-believing listeners to my nationally syndicated radio show to call in and tell me why they believed.

"Just give me one reason why you accept the theory," I said. "Just give me the strongest argument. You don't have to give me mountains of evidence. Just tell me why I should accept it."

Not one evolutionist called in.

Meanwhile, the phone banks lit up with dozens of evolution skeptics.

I wonder why.
 

FightyF

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World Net Daily is a joke in and of itself.

There used to be a poster here who claimed their dad ran that site.
 

NLB2

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How could all the thousands of historical records of dragons and behemoths throughout mankind's time on earth be ignored? Let's admit it. At least some of these observations and records indicate dinosaurs were walking the earth fairly recently – if not still walking it today.
Wow, what a nut. Not only does he believes in god (jk), but he believes in dragons! :lol
 

tt_deeb

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I'm not trying to defend the fact that the guy's a whack but there could still be prehistoric creatures living in the deep sea.
 

Drozmight

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tt_deeb said:
I'm not trying to defend the fact that the guy's a whack but there could still be prehistoric creatures living in the deep sea.

Crocodiles and Alligators are technically dinosaurs.
 

teiresias

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Someone should call in and ask him if he believes in human abduction by aliens, since there's just as many people that say they've seen them as there are cave drawings of dragons.
 

Gattsu25

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bune duggy said:
what the hell does that have to do with this? The man is talking about dinosaurs walking the earth right this moment. Because I think he's full of crap that makes me an athiest?
In order for me to tell you what that has to do with this, I must first find out if that is true at all, though this doesn't help me in figuring out if that is true. I hope you can see this and understand why I am struggling with that, even though this isn't as complicated as that once was.
 
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Now that I'm in the right thread:

Even if some dinosaurs lived until relatively recently or even the modern day... how does that disprove evolution again, other than that he says so?
 

Drozmight

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JoshuaJSlone said:
Now that I'm in the right thread:

Even if some dinosaurs lived until relatively recently or even the modern day... how does that disprove evolution again, other than that he says so?

If anything, it'd prove it because that would mean dinosaurs have evolved into something we don't realize is a dinosaur.
 

tt_deeb

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Manabanana said:
There was a radar sweep done of Loch Ness and proved there was no monster :p

*slight derail*

Did anyone catch that Proof Positive episode with that other monster up in some lake in Canada (I think) They had some really awesome footage of it but then it turned out to not be as evident as it seemed. I was kind of dissapointed.
 
Gattsu25 said:
In order for me to tell you what that has to do with this, I must first find out if that is true at all, though this doesn't help me in figuring out if that is true. I hope you can see this and understand why I am struggling with that, even though this isn't as complicated as that once was.

...what?
 

Scrow

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So, I decided to take this issue a step further. Since the evolutionists don't want to tell me why they believe in their theory, I figured I would explain why I believe in mine.

The primary reason I believe, of course, is because the Bible tells me so. That's good enough for me, because I haven't found the Bible to be wrong about anything else.

But what about the worldly evidence?

The evolutionists insist the dinosaurs lived millions and millions of years ago and became extinct long before man walked the planet.

I don't believe that for a minute. I don't believe there is a shred of scientific evidence to suggest it. I am 100 percent certain man and dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time. In fact, I'm not at all sure dinosaurs are even extinct!
he needs to take off his christian glasses
christian_glasses.jpg

so he can see common sense
 
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