Ok I think I found the greatest music video



Still my favorite.

No clue what is being said, or what it's about, but this fuckin' SLAPS and looks like the people are having a crazy good time.
 
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wrong, sir, wrong...



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I fell asleep while my phone was playing the youtube music app and this shit came on. I only remark upon it because it has no relation to anything I was listening to and I have never listened to anything as shit as this that the app should recommend it to me.
 
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I was going to joke that the video is how aliens will end the world.

After seeing the rest I think we deserve annihilation. The way you make me feel video was my favorite song and video; now I will forever associate MJ with sexual predators. Bastards. :messenger_crying:
 
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I was going to joke that the video is how aliens will end the world.

After seeing the rest I think we deserve annihilation. The way you make me feel video was my favorite song and video; now I will forever associate MJ with sexual predators. Bastards. :messenger_crying:
MJ was a sexual predator.
 
MJ was a sexual predator.
Hhmmmm.... kinda the joke. On a serious note I wouldn't risk him looking after my kids, but I would need a link to a conviction before I go spreading stories about people I never met. Unless trial by press is the gold standard we now accept.
 
Hhmmmm.... kinda the joke. On a serious note I wouldn't risk him looking after my kids, but I would need a link to a conviction before I go spreading stories about people I never met. Unless trial by press is the gold standard we now accept.
There are hundreds or thousands of pages of testimony of people describing what MJ was into and what he has done. He made people stay quiet by paying them huge sums of money numerous times.

But that's really off topic now. Let's get back on topic with another great music video or two:





 
The greatest video ever made was DJ Format and J5. This has all been agreed upon through independent study. Use of mascot costumes trumps all other video creativity.

 
The greatest video ever made was DJ Format and J5. This has all been agreed upon through independent study. Use of mascot costumes trumps all other video creativity.


Made me think of a colleague of mine, he's a furry and gay. I'll put the video on for him tomorrow.
 
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As far as I can see it's metaphorically about heartache, thus the lyrics says "breaking the heart in thousands pieces". The heart breaks and spreads around, and she's fighting the depression thingies like a warrior to gather all the broken pieces and then finally reassembles the heart.
 

I built a lab, secret in my loft
And built a special costume that would help me to jack off
I sat there in front of the screen
For many years, this had been my wet dream
Now I've reached it, I'm finally there
Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare
So alone, when people stop and stare
Like C3PO but with pubes and hair.

Beautiful
 
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