Heh. Well, I didn't plagerize you on purpose.
More:
"Hey, sword shop owner from Loguetown? That sword you gave Zoro? It was a piece of shit and broke before it even got to do anything important. Like you."
"Don't be so angsty, Law. If Corazon was anything like Lola, Doffy was smart to shoot him before he went around whoring himself to the first person who'd give him the time of day. Oh wait, that was you, wasn't it?"
God, can you imagine how they'll would lovingly accept their daughter in law once they realized how much they have in common?