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Wow this thread is legitimately the funniest thing ever. Holy shit. You are all mad geniuses

 

[BusierDonkey]

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[Von Hugh]

 

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[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

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[StreetsofBeige]

Hi, I need to buy a new alarm clock because mine broke. What's needed to make a great alarm clock?

RCA rep: Something basic and cheap. It gets the job done

Panasonic rep: You need something loud. So look for one with high wattage

Sanyo rep: People wake up differently to sounds. You need anything from deep buzzers to screeching beeps

PS5 rep: It has to echo through the house in three-dimensions because there's a chance someone sets the alarm clock in the bedroom, but fell asleep in the garage. Our Tempest 3D Audio can radiate even mundane sound frequencies through drywall. However, the rest of our model is basic and just shows the time

 

[icebomb]

 

[CrustyBritches]

M1chl

 

[M1chl]

M1chl

Exactly that was my idea : D

 

[Lort]

M1chl

Cerny has such a creepy dexter look that translates well to memes.

 

[nikolino840]

Most powerful console..where i have already seen It? Mmmh..

 

[CrustyBritches]

Cerny has such a creepy dexter look that translates well to memes.

Somebody mentioned something along these lines before, but he's like Dana Carvey's "Master of Disguise" playing as Austin Powers. He has a familiar look to him that's a mix of sinister and wacky. Like a mad scientist.

 

[KlickKlack]

M1chl

let cerny says : "ssd"
and then the bulle is crashing in with : "PooOoower"

 

[Zero707]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[Windows-PC]

Awesome, I have tears in my eyes

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

 

[Zero707]

 

[struggler_guts]

let cerny says : "ssd"
and then the bulle is crashing in with : "PooOoower"

Someone please make memes with terry cruise's old spice commercials

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[Goliathy]

fuck. It’s so true it hurts.

 

[icebomb]

 

[Caio]

Incredible Xbox Series X Performance Revealed in New Tech Demo | Developer Details Insane Power

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[GymWolf]

xboys sleeping with a smile on their face while listening this in background

 

[Birdo]

 

[MilkyJoe]

It's fun to watch the peasents fight over scraps

Watching...

 

[RaySoft]

...he who laughs last, laughs best!

 

[Tiamat2san]

Watching...

My belly after the lockdown

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[Vasto]

 

[Mendou]

This is among the best ones.

 

[nani17]

Watching...

 

[Lort]

What did you get for question 5, (a) 12 or (b) 9?

 

[Lort]

XSX will always be more visually appealing...

 

[Wunray]

Would be a pretty cool idea for a collector edition actually

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[Pantz]

They knew!

 

[SmokSmog]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[Goliathy]

 

[SuperLupeRap]

No waayy absolute savage

 

[Bankai]

Haha this is brilliant when the handgesture-Meister himself agrees, you know it's true.

 

[Bankai]

To be fair, that is the main reason all Xbox fanboys go nuts at the moment: they've been waiting so long to get back at them darn Sony boyz. All out of spite haha

 

[StreetsofBeige]

And here's another meme-y piece coming from two execs. Shu again chiming in. When Sony execs are having good times, they like to rub it in. When things aren't going so well, it's dead silence.

Although Cerny likes to be hyperbolic, at least he has to show his face when there's tech reveals. Got to give credit. He did his part. All the other bigwigs are nowhere to be found basically letting Cerny to get the brunt of PS5 criticism.

 

[SoloKingRobert]