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http://pagesix.com/2017/03/10/pam-a...assange/?_ga=1.182371623.142850260.1489154729

“Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson has gone from slow motion runs on the beach to mysterious late night visits to the embassy where WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is holed up.

Anderson was most recently spotted entering the Ecuadorian safe space in London Thursday night wearing a camel overcoat, snug black top — and either a really short skirt, or no pants at all

She refused to deny the dating rumors — saying he intellectually stimulates her more than all her “ex-husbands and lovers combined.”

“I think he’s quite sexy,” she wrote in a blog post on Thursday. “He has tremendous strength and stamina — though vulnerable. Hard to imagine him that way — as capable as he is. But, he is up against the biggest super powers in the world.”

In early January, Anderson penned a letter to then-President Barack Obama — urging him to consider “pardoning” Assange after the hack of Democratic emails in the months before the 2016 election.

 

[Lois_Lane]

How and why ?

 

[wonderful103]

No Pam, why? How much money is Putin spreading around?!

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

What

 

[wesleyshark]

#NotTheOnion

 

[Pagusas]

I wonder what he has on her

 

[BronsonLee]

SHAWN MICHAELS FAILS AGAIN

 

[Condom]

Impressive

 

[Stinkles]

What

The wonkiest timeline.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

 

[Garmonbozia]

The Onion should just give up.

 

[cartographer]

Assange is a sad, corrupt shill with little regard for other people, but she was with Tommy Lee.

 

[Magwik]

SHAWN MICHAELS FAILS AGAIN

Bruh

 

[wesleyshark]

I wonder what he has on her

That's TMI range

 

[MarauderShields]

Impressive

For who

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

SHAWN MICHAELS FAILS AGAIN

Julian's living the boyhood dream

 

[Zombine]

"Tremendous strength and stamina"

Is it just me or does that sound like...does that sound like something someone else would say?

 

[Stead Fast]

I just like the idea that Obama, out of the blue, once received a penned letter on his political stances to hacking from Pamela Anderson.

See that Trump? You have to PAY to get the kind of attention Obama was naturally getting.

 

[Wanda/Wander]

 

[Dynomutt]

They met on PlentyofFish.com!

 

[enzo_gt]

Whoa, I did a double take at Pam. She looks like a completely different person.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I'm imagining an elaborate CIA catfishing.

 

[Bladenic]

How totally random and weird.

 

[pigeon interrupted]

I wonder if they go to different parts of the embassy for their dates. Exciting.

 

[Gormless Noodle]

Wait what?

 

[Slayven]

Whoa, I did a double take at Pam. She looks like a completely different person.

Damn she does.

 

[commedieu]

Pyamyla!

 

[shem935]

And now for something completely different!

Edit: The first line in the story is quite upsetting

 

[Anung]

Whoa, I did a double take at Pam. She looks like a completely different person.

Yeah she's looking way better than I expected.

 

[Ozigizo]

Lol. Like...What?

 

[Poodlestrike]

We are now in the stupidest timeline.

 

[Sub_Level]

Dennis Rodman's stint in North Korea was merely the blueprint for this sleeper cell strategy.

This is execution stage 1 protocol 6.

 

[JonnyDBrit]

Maybe she hasn't realised he doesn't actually look like Benedict Cumberbatch?

 

[Syf]

I'm not convinced I'm living in real life anymore

 

[fastmower]

I'm imagining an elaborate CIA catfishing.

Possible.

 

[D4Danger]

sure why not. Nothing else makes sense these days

 

[captainpat]

*squints*

where are her sweater puppies?

 

[Ataxia]

Lmao

 

[The Lone Courier]

Huh?

 

[Ether_Snake]

She's a secret agent. Gotta make money.

 

[kirby_fox]

I'm imagining an elaborate CIA catfishing.

"We need someone to infiltrate. We've been watching and understand he's a big fan of yours. We would like you to get close to him, make him fall in love with you more than he's ever been in love with someone, and then break his heart and blame Russia. He will turn on his handlers, and they'll have nothing left to leak. Can you do this Pam? For America?"

 

[Yaboosh]

"We need someone to infiltrate. We've been watching and understand he's a big fan of yours. We would like you to get close to him, make him fall in love with you more than he's ever been in love with someone, and then break his heart and blame Russia. He will turn on his handlers, and they'll have nothing left to leak. Can you do this Pam? For America?"

But she is Canadian! Her loyalty to America is in question.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

She also appeared on RT (Russia Today) not too long ago.

 

[commedieu]

Maybe she hasn't realised he doesn't actually look like Benedict Cumberbatch?

Benedict...

I've been saying Benjamin. Fuck.. all this time.

 

[One Eyed Willy]

 

[ProtomanNeo]

I thought this was already known. I remember sometime last year her going to visit him, and advocating on his behalf to the press.

 

[butalala]

"We need someone to infiltrate. We've been watching and understand he's a big fan of yours. We would like you to get close to him, make him fall in love with you more than he's ever been in love with someone, and then break his heart and blame Russia. He will turn on his handlers, and they'll have nothing left to leak. Can you do this Pam? For America?"

It's like an episode of V.I.P.! Maybe Netflix is bringing it back?

 

[Easy_D]

She also appeared on RT (Russia Today) not too long ago.

Ah, so that's how they met.

 

[chadskin]

Here's why:

Pamela Anderson would 'gladly have a Russian passport'

 

[Furyous]

.... WAT?

*looks around*
*pinches cheek*
*touches door to make sure it's real*

Julian came up fast as fuck. Is this the feeling hurt people have when they see a photo intern dating a supermodel?