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[Dopus]

I thought this was already known. I remember sometime last year her going to visit him, and advocating on his behalf to the press.

It's been known for a little while, yes.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I thought this was already known. I remember sometime last year her going to visit him, and advocating on his behalf to the press.

They weren't Facebook official, though.

 

[Stinkles]

"My boyfriend is an alleged double rapist and a walking Russian bubble boy apparatchik"


Also her politics are all over the place. She's a blonde Channer effectively. Raises money for aids and animal welfare and supports the Israeli defense forces and assange.


Bonus- she has Hep C from Tommy Lee. I forgot she partially invented the sex tape.

Thanks for Paris Hilton and the Kardashians Pamela. Anything else you want to contribute?

 

[old manatee]

Big hat.

 

[CoolOff]

.

 

[Wag]

I wonder what he has on her

Fake tities.

 

[OG Shaka Zulu]

Lmao. Who else has Putin flipped?

 

[kevin1025]

She must enjoy long walks through embassy hallways and pina coladas on small balconies.

 

[D4Danger]

Big hat.

 

[Pedrito]

I wonder if the weird love for Russia by C-list celebrities like P. Anderson and S. Seagal is due to Russia being one of the rare places where they're still treated like A-listers.

 

[Cat Party]

lmfao

 

[Astral Dog]

Pamela Anderson? Thats a name i haven't heard in many years

 

[HeelPower]

What ?

 

[Kickz]

LMAO what kinda news is this...

The Onion has got to be out of business

 

[Salty Rice]

Why not.

Wish them the best.

 

[LiK]

Totally a spy for the CIA.

 

[spindashing]

what in TARNATION

 

[dh4niel]

Probably made a deal with US/Russia not to spill any more secrets and gave him the woman of his dreams.

Spoiler

/s

 

[Head of Vengarl]

Basically my exact reaction. The fuck?

 

[sangreal]

"Tremendous strength and stamina"

Is it just me or does that sound like...does that sound like something someone else would say?

Pam Anderson was Trump all along. Now tbis makes more sense

 

[jayu26]

She is working as double agent working for the Canadians. She has to be.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I remember reading this a few weeks ago.

 

[Dopus]

"My boyfriend is an alleged double rapist and a walking Russian bubble boy apparatchik"


Also her politics are all over the place. She's a blonde Channer effectively. Raises money for aids and animal welfare and supports the Israeli defense forces and assange.


Bonus- she has Hep C from Tommy Lee. I forgot she partially invented the sex tape.

Thanks for Paris Hilton and the Kardashians Pamela. Anything else you want to contribute?

I thought your initial post was bad enough, but the edit is something else entirely.

 

[old manatee]

"My boyfriend is an alleged double rapist and a walking Russian bubble boy apparatchik"


Also her politics are all over the place. She's a blonde Channer effectively. Raises money for aids and animal welfare and supports the Israeli defense forces and assange.

Bonus- she has Hep C from Tommy Lee. I forgot she partially invented the sex tape.

Thanks for Paris Hilton and the Kardashians Pamela. Anything else you want to contribute?

Nice post, stinkles.

 

[redhood56]

This has been the most surprising thing I've read pooping since 1996.

 

[Michael F. Assbender]

I figured anyone capable of growing pubes was too old for that piece of shit. Live and learn.

 

[stuminus3]

But she is Canadian!

So the penny finally drops...

You will bow to your apologetic overlords!

 

[Twookie]

mr2

just, what the hell

 

[CrimsonSquall]

Does Pam even look acceptable these days? Figured she'd look like Joan Rivers at this point

 

[Muffin1611]

Congrats, your boyfriend is alleged rapist and a Putin puppet.

On another note: What timeline is this and where do I leave? The Nier stuff is cool and all, but everything related to real world affairs seems to be going down the drain.

 

[FStubbs]

She's actually experienced gaf phallus before (Tommy Lee). Clearly drove her insane.

 

[Dopus]

Does Pam even look acceptable these days? Figured she'd look like Joan Rivers at this point

What does "acceptable" mean?

 

[SSPssp]

Bonus- she has Hep C from Tommy Lee. I forgot she partially invented the sex tape.

Well Assange will have to use condoms now!

 

[LookAtMeGo]

You bring shame to your hometown Pam.

 

[Biske]

He has tremendous strength and stamina — though vulnerable.

That bit made me chuckle. Though vulnerable.

 

[Stinkles]

Well Assange will have to use condoms now!

It's weird because she's raised a ton of money for objectively good causes but also supports some evil shit.

I think she's a tinfoil hatter.

 

[Parahan]

But what does the man himself have to add on the romance/showmance? Plenty, if his subsequent interview with an Australian radio show is anything to go by. “I mean, I like her, she’s great,” he says of Pamela. Are they in love? “I’m not going to go into the private details.” Come, come. “She’s an attractive person with an attractive personality.” And furthermore: “She’s no idiot at all – she’s psychologically very savvy.”

But she calls this condescending Kremlin stooge "sexy"?

 

[chromatic9]

Nigel Farage visit starts to make sense now.

 

[red731]

Nigel Farage visit starts to make sense now.

She loves you, Julian.

 

[dead souls]

Imagine having such a tragic dating life that people are like "Why didn't she stick with that nice upstanding gentleman Tommy Lee?"

Assange is scum.

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

They deserve each other.

 

[Zen Aku]

Didn't see this coming.

 

[shira]

dead

 

[Guy.brush]

Can we have Steven Seagal play the guitar and Gerard Depardieu recite a poem when they marry in St. Petersburg cathedral?

Spoiler

Russia really seems to have this weird obsession with western has been B-Celebrities.

 

[shoelacer]

Man, now that's a meet-cute I'd love to have seen

 

[StayDead]

or no pants at all

How on earth did they check this? Why did she let them? What the hell?

 

[BlackGhost]

I'm imagining an elaborate CIA catfishing.

this gonna make a great movie.

 

[FyreWulff]

when did she steal someone else's head?

 

[Kevin]

The Onion should just give up.

The Onion's been replaced.

 

[Nameless]

Should have been first post. I'd love to hear just one of their conversations.