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[Archer]

January 31, 2008 -- ATTENTION-starved Paris Hilton has evidently run out of men to smooch with and is moving on to women. Revelers at Tenjune in the Meatpacking District Tuesday night spotted a partying Paris "making out" with "24" star Elisha Cuthbert. "They were drinking and dancing, and all of suddenly they just started kissing," said the onlooker who told us the liplock lasted "about a minute." Cuthbert's rep, who was not at the club, denies the story, although several witnesses confirmed they saw the face-suck. Hilton's sapphic antics started last weekend, when she was seen with Lindsay Lohan's one-time roomie, Courtenay Semel, in LA. Insiders told us Semel - daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel - was jealous Lohan was in New York with Stavros Niarchos. "Courtenay is so jealous that Lindsay is away and spending time with Stavros," said our source. "So she's been parading Paris Hilton around to all her lesbian events." Page Six reported last month that Lohan and Semel were living together, and attended a party for "power lesbians" in LA. Last weekend, Semel brought Hilton to Falcon, a lesbian bar on Sunset Boulevard where they table-danced.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01312008/gossip/pagesix/paris_puckers_up_with_gals_986941.htm

http://www.popcrunch.com/elisha-cut...kissing-elisha-cuthbert-tenuje-new-york-city/

 

[CajoleJuice]

NO PICS = WORTHLESS

 

[evlcookie]

Cuthbert looks like hell these days. Such a shame.

 

[Eric WK]

NO PICS = WORTHLESS

Nah man... just this knowledge is fantastic.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Cuthbert looks like hell these days. Such a shame.

Hell's looking like a mighty nice place then.

 

[Eteric Rice]

WE NEED VIDEO STAT!

 

[TemplaerDude]

holy shit the sex video would be so hot oh my god.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Cuthbert looks like hell these days. Such a shame.

WHY DON'T WOMEN IN REEL LIFE LUK LIK THEY DO IN MOOVIES AND MAGAZENES?!

 

[CajoleJuice]

Cuthbert looks like hell these days. Such a shame.

What the fuck is wrong with you

 

[Beer Monkey]

God, could she please make out with Scarlett Johansson or Selma Blair or anybody other than Paris.

 

[RiZ III]

report back with pics

 

[Keyser Soze]

This sound great, but the more you think about it the worse it gets

 

[Spotless Mind]

WHYYYY? Why god why did it have to be with Paris Hilton?!!

 

[Ford Prefect]

It's amazing how quickly all one's hang-ups about Paris Hilton go away when you picture her and Elisha Cuthbert (drooool) making out

 

[harSon]

Elisha Cuthbert needs to stick to longer hair.

 

[Fusebox]

Daaamn! When two things that hot collide don't they usually cause a supernova??

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Ugh, Elisha is the bitch in this relationship. Somebody needs to run Paris Hilton over with a car.

Edit: *Actually reads thread* WTF? People still think Paris is hot? I've seen twigs with better figures.

 

[Raistlin]

What the fuck is wrong with you

Some people really don't like short hair.


I typically don't. For whatever reason, there are a limited amount of women I find appealing with short hair.

 

[Coop]

she looks horrible with short hair

 

[stressboy]

Daaamn! When two things that hot collide don't they usually cause a supernova??

It won't be until Elisha finds a hot chick.

 

[karasu]

I prefer short hair, but Cuthbert has a major butt chin.

 

[fistfulofmetal]

I'd rather not see images of Elisha kissing a rat faced hag, thanks.

 

[Andokuky]

Once Paris goes through puberty and gets her tits in, she won't look too bad.

 

[Stoney Mason]

Cuthbert looks like hell these days. Such a shame.

QFT

 

[master15]

Edit: more appropriate image :lol

 

[ZeoVGM]

Paris is so fucking UGLY.

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

What's wrong with Hilton's eye?

 

[Ripclawe]

This sound great, but the more you think about it the worse it gets

Thank you, Elisha can do so much better than Paris.

 

[psycho_snake]

Elisha Cuthbert needs to stick to longer hair.

Definately. Short hair doesnt look good on her, or any women imo.

 

[Black Deatha]

Holy SHIT, Jack must be uttering "Son of a BITCH" an unparalleled number of times.

 

[MaverickX9]

Cuthbert looks like hell these days. Such a shame.

She does look pretty bad in most of those pictures. She looks good in the first two pictures.

Maybe it is the hair?

 

[DarkJediKnight]

Thank you, Elisha can do so much better than Paris.

Her career is down the shitter. I'm not surprised in the least. This way she makes some headliens and can at least get some trashy roles.

Waiting for some playboy spread.

 

[fistfulofmetal]

What's wrong with Hilton's eye?

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[M3wThr33]

Pfft. This is just another promotion, like when she holds up products and gets pictures taken of it.

 

[Stantron]

Cold.

 

[harSon]

Definately. Short hair doesnt look good on her, or any women imo.

I personally love short hair but the look fits some women more than others. She is borderlining on being a pretty boy with that hair :lol

 

[JayDubya]

Wow, she looks terrible with that haircut.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

paris really should fix her left eye, got that whole stallone look going on.

 

[evlcookie]

She does look pretty bad in most of those pictures. She looks good in the first two pictures.

Maybe it is the hair?

It's the hair and she got really really thin. Look at her back in the old 24 days or even the girl next door, she was fucking stunning. Now its hit and miss.

Before:

 

[fistfulofmetal]

paris really should fix her left eye, got that whole stallone look going on.

Fixing her eye isn't going to make her not look like a half human half rat abortion.

 

[Tristam]

Wow, yeah, sorry boys, Ms. Cuthbert looks awful with that 'do. And, of course, Paris is as revolting as usual.

 

[Meier]

Atrocious is being generous. Seriously.. the hair and the jacket are mindblowingly bad. What was she thinking? She went from being super hot to looking like Starbuck but in the real world.

 

[SolidSnakex]

She actually doesn't look bad with short hair.

 

[Coen]

Pretty soon we'll remember The Girl Next Door as the good old days, not unlike Lohan's Mean Girls. I can't believe Elisha's management doesn't keep her away from Paris. Paris reminds me of The Scourge, corrupting all in her way.

 

[way more]

Secure Culthbert in a level IV hazmat suit. STAT!

 

[JayDubya]

She went from being super hot to looking like Starbuck but in the real world.

That's an insult to Starbuck.

 

[ghst]

I bet she's a cunt.

 

[echoshifting]

It's not the hair...it looks not-so-great there but she can look good with short hair. It's her face. That's the lined, sunken expression of a serious drug user, my friends. I wonder who is to thank for that...

 

[vpance]

I always knew she would become a lipstick lesbian plaything for dirty rich whores even back when I watched her on PMK. Yup.

 

[aoi tsuki]

It's not the hair...it looks not-so-great there but she can look good with short hair. It's her face. That's the lined, sunken expression of a serious drug user, my friends. I wonder who is to thank for that...

Unfortunately, this is true. Wouldn't be surprised if that's the reason for the weight loss.

Meanwhile, Paris looks like she shot squirted herself in the eye.