Peach is my wife since May 6 2003

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shuri

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..Ah, yes, and in my fantasies I share with Peach, I always kinda make her the tougher out of the two of us. ..Like, for example, as you can see here, as we cuddle, she is the one supporting me, and also, I've always thought of her to be bigger than me. ..However, in this picture, I made her a bit too big, I think. ..I think our height difference would be like, if we were to stand face to face, my eyes would come to right in between where Peach's nose and mouth is. ..Anyway, this picture kinda also takes place in our room in my fantasy world I call Zener.
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From
his site and his deviant art site
 
I laughed at first but then I was overcome by an urge to bring him pain.

Perhaps by sending him a drawing of Peach and myself.
 
why does she have to be bigger than him? so on top of loving a fictional character he also has giantess issues?

... GRAY SKIES ARE GONNA CLEAR UP! PUT ON A HAPPY oh god
 
^^ Haha, yeah! ..Eh, I'm just not able to think of Peach and me doing anything, y'know.. mature. ..I love the innocent, sweet, and pure relationship that she and I share.
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From the deviant art site.... How can someone be so fucked up, jeez.
 
Is this more or less disturbing than the guys that draw pornographic Peach artwork?

I'm also reminded of Fequin's Peach artwork.

Edit: Wait.. Cheep Productions? I remember coming across the is page before when searching for photos of the elusive Princess Toadstool music box cookie jar. At the time, he just had tons of photos of Peach trinkets. It seemed cute and harmless at the time.
 
Kobun Heat said:
OKAY SERIOUSLY

WHAT

THANK YOU INTERNET

FUCK
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i don't think i had you on AIM yet when i originally found this guy's LJ. i actually read one of his 10,000 word entries one night. hideous lunacy. it's amazing.
 
jooey said:
why does she have to be bigger than him? so on top of loving a fictional character he also has giantess issues?
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No, he wants a relationship with a woman who will dominate him which is the reverse of just about every relationship in existence. He probably had an overbearing nag of a mother. Like Norman Bates.
 
NLB2 said:
No, he wants a relationship with a woman who will dominate him which is the reverse of just about every relationship in existence. He probably had an overbearing nag of a mother. Like Norman Bates.
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It's called being a submissive. It's not actually all that uncommon.

Anyway, if this isn't a joke... wow. I would be interested in finding out just what type of family he was raised in. And how badly he was beat in school.
 
This is kinda coming from nowhere, but, Virgo is such a beautiful constellation.. :D I'd marry her, but, well... y'know..... Peach. :p Heh.
Oi, I'm lame..
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol You have NO idea...

Edit: And the French maid thing... :lol :lol :lol
 
This guy is such a pimp, and by pimp of course I mean a complete freak.

If you didn't think he was crazy after the first few words the question is answered quickly

..Anyway, this picture kinda also takes place in our room in my fantasy world I call Zener.
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Yeah...
 
Offsite links are safe as long as they're correctly labelled, right?

I mean, if I said:

DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

Because it contains CARTOON NUDITY and is NOT WORK SAFE but more importantly because it is ABOUT 100 TIMES MORE DEPRESSING THAN NAKED SHURIKEN'S SITE and if you do view it you will LOSE YOUR WILL TO LIVE.

And then gave the link.

And then reiterated that YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, I should be good ... right?

If not, mods, plz. edit. Everyone else, don't click on that link. Remember, there are some things that once seen cannot be unseen. Some despairs so great that simply by knowing of them they become your own. Some things so awful and pathetic that they're not funny anymore, just depressing beyond imagination.

This is one of those links.
 
You know, in his defense, the Moon Pie comforter is tight.
 
Right, that's it. I propose nuking livejournal and deviantart from orbit for the greater good of mankind.
 
That's it!
I'm renouncing the Internet and videogames.
Did you see his pictures? Did you see his dinner and inside his house.
Time before convicted of kidnap/murder:
Not very fucking long and counting...
 
Amir0x said:
It's called being a submissive. It's not actually all that uncommon.

Anyway, if this isn't a joke... wow. I would be interested in finding out just what type of family he was raised in. And how badly he was beat in school.
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I created a joke Xanga account once and my name for it was some word that describes a bird mating habit in which one female mates with multiple males and the males only mate with that one female. Some guy started emailing me asking if he could be my submissive. It was pretty freaky.
 
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