Peach is my wife since May 6 2003

What's up with his hatred for Daisy and Talim? Where the hell does that come from?

DAISY IS MY WIFE SINCE APRIL 5 2001 FUCKNUT!!
 
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says it all really
 
i don't think words can describe how disturbing this is. i hope it's a joke. please god let it be a joke.

it's not a joke... is it?
 
Along with the "The Mario milking - Is Iwata to blame? Too much Mario!" thread, GAF is providing me with multiple chuckles today.
 
JoshuaJSlone said:
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ahem.
oh man, and the LJ site is even more disturbing with all those pictures...mac and cheese with, applesauce???? :/
life sized lara and french maid figures?
 
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His weird-ass website said:
Always optomistic and showing her happy side, Hikaru loves cute little animals, especially bunnies. She lives quite far away from Andy, but will occasionally visit him by riding on her torpedo. She will always remember the day she let Andy ride along with her for the first time ever. Although she doesn't do it often at all, she will sometimes have a few of her options following her.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

This guy should be locked up. Seriously.
 
I have been reading the replies and I wonder if they are mocking of him or just doing coherent discussion...
Disturbing or not I have seen worse things...If that guy is happy with this, ok for him. It's not a problem for me. I wouldn't be surprised if years later this guy ended being a serial killer though...
 
I wonder, if they make her like 5'4" when NBA Street 3 comes out, is he going to get mad?
 
Her dress gets shorter when she plays sports, so that will probably get him excited:

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I wonder what he made of Peach's nude scenes in Paper Mario 2....
 
Those of you who know me well, know the kind of love I have for Peach. ..It is very innocent, very pure.... Very passionate, very true.. ..It's love, in its truest, purest form. Now when I drew this, it was to illustrate, to try and capture the moment, of the beauty of the two of us, well, making love so to say. ..
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JESUS WEEPS!
 
I never thought I'd see the day I would draw something with mature content.. .....Okay.. I wanna make something clear about this.. PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION EVERYONE!
Those of you who know me well, know the kind of love I have for Peach. ..It is very innocent, very pure.... Very passionate, very true.. ..It's love, in its truest, purest form. Now when I drew this, it was to illustrate, to try and capture the moment, of the beauty of the two of us, well, making love so to say. ..This is in no way meant to be drawn as just a naughty pic to sexually arouse me or anything like that, although I know there are some who'll view this and will see it as otherwise. ....Again, this is meant to be beautiful, to try and illustrate the beauty of it, to capture the moment... I really dunno how to word what I am trying to say here, but I ask those who are viewing this to overlook the "naughtiness" of this picture, and to see how beautiful it really is.. I've always seen Peach and me to have an innocent, pure, true passionate loving relationship, and I really do not think this to be a naughty pic, but rather a beautiful pure innocent one, as it was not at all my intention to.... ..well, I think you get the point by now.
So, there you have it. I hope for those of you who know me, my reputation is not ruined, and I really hope you are able to see the beauty of this rather than only the, well.. y'know. I showed this picture to, in advance, some close friends to mine, and they all, who knew me well, totally overlooked all that, and saw it as I do. ..And, I really hope the rest of you all will too.
Anyway, here I am undressed, for the most part, and Peach is about to lift off her outfit as well.. I like how I did the blushing, I think that was cute, and I like how you can see my clothes laying to the side of us, along with my glasses, Peach's ear rings, and one of her shoes..
I DO APOLOGIZE IF THIS HAS OFFENDED ANYBODY. IT WAS NOT MY ATTENTION TO MAKE THIS AN OFFENSIVE PIC, BUT A VERY PURE, BEAUTIFUL, AND INNOCENT PIC. I hope you can understand that, as I can not stress that enough, I don't think.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
Holy. Fucking. Shit. I knew this guy. I worked with him briefly at Raytheon (I left shortly after he joined). I knew that he was into video games but....wow. I don't know how he got past the background investigation. He was a little strange, but his journal blows my mind. Guys, you may think this is funny, but it's really rather disturbing and sad. The guy also had (mild) Tourette syndrome, not sure if that has anything to do with his state of mind....but really, that journal is very disturbing.
 
Boy. I haven't seen that many "innocent" and "pure" expressions about the bedroom since the Jackson trial.

Side note: If you want to be really scarred, search the Yahoo Groups for "Peach Hentai." Just don't blame me when you find it. Brrr.
 
The Peach cosplayer appears to just be a friend, judging by her livejournal... which is a bit scary itself. I guess he's really just after Peach.
 
belgurdo said:
We have men like this building our rockets, satellites, and WMDs?

*crying purple thing*
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Hehe, those defense industry workers are a crazy bunch :P
 
Alright who here thinks that when the guy said he showed that fucked up Peach sex picture to his 'close friends' he was talking about her
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"No cokatopia I think that picture shows how pure, sweet, and innocent your relationship with Princess Peach is. It's very beautiful. Now have some more candy".
 
PC Gaijin said:
Holy. Fucking. Shit. I knew this guy. I worked with him briefly at Raytheon (I left shortly after he joined).
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You sure? Andy here (who at first I thought might be a performance artist) seems to be absolutely fresh out of high-school -- he's probably 19 years old, tops. (Which, I think, helps a little bit in explaining the Easy Mac and Applesauce -- I got nothin' for the Moon Pies, though.)

I come to this conclusion since he was attending "C. D. Hylton Senior High School" on 4/1/03, according to an unsurprisingly-emo "Discipline Referral" image on his site ("Andy was dressed in a dress/wig and shoes for April Fools day. He was asked to go home to change. He complied without reservation. No further action necessary.")

Instead of going to college, he seems to have gotten a job at AMC Theatres. So, Raytheon?! When?!

Mind you, I'm no expert -- it's just that this thread generated a huge amount of research and fierce debate in the office today. It was quite interesting. Me, I'm very much undecided, swithc between "Wow, isn't it beautiful that everyone in today's world can find their passion, that whatever-it-is that drives them, and unabashedly embrace it, even with the support of a [virtual] community?" and "Oh my sweet christ's cock, this guy sure could use a dollop or two of good quality counseling." :)

-Cabel
 
OMG.


after I learn four color seperation, I'm putting this guy on a t-shirt.





Man.

I'd like to joke and say the guy's my new hero, but I'm just going to use him as the subject for joke Christmas cards.
 
At least when i see this kinda stuff on Japanese sites, i have no idea what's being said. i feel a little bad about it, but i haven't laughed this hard in a while. Whatever blows his hair back i guess.
 
I think this one tops all the others. I'm about to get a brain aneurism from laughing. I pray that this is all a joke. please be a joke please be a joke...
 
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