Peach is my wife since May 6 2003
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SonicMegaDrive
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Rummy Bunnz
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I remember my brother's wife once telling me he had a crush on Daphne from Scooby Doo as a kid. He grew out of it because it's fucking retarded and there was no one around in the 70's telling kids it's perfectly healthy to pop a boner off a Hanna Barbera character. But who knows what would've happened if they had the internet back then. Nowadays you can find acceptance for just about any sort of depraved behavior online. You ban anime and these nuts will just flock to some other entertainment tailored to pre-teens. You'll have like Underoo support groups all over the place, packed with nerds convincing each other that silkscreened kiddie panties are a misunderstood artform that only the Japanese are sophisticated enough to appreciate.drohne said:
We need to ban the internet and bring back shame. Great, big, soul-crushing shame.
Drinky Crow
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My theory is that extreme parental neglect and absent role models drives kids to this. Sit 'em in front of a TV and give 'em very little human interaction and the next thing you know they'll be off dressing as the fat mouse from Rescue Rangers and furiously spanking it to badly-penciled Lion King fanart.
SonicMegaDrive
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Exactly. This is what happens when you don't spend time with your kids. If you let them raise themselves, god only knows how they'll turn out.
Mothers and fathers, take time off from your busy schedule to do something with your young-uns. Play baseball in the yard, or toss the old pig-skin around. Take them camping. When your child is older, they'll love you more for it. And they won't turn out like this guy --->
Mothers and fathers, take time off from your busy schedule to do something with your young-uns. Play baseball in the yard, or toss the old pig-skin around. Take them camping. When your child is older, they'll love you more for it. And they won't turn out like this guy --->
Drinky Crow
Banned
Or just beat 'em stupid when you catch 'em rubbing their crotch during Adult Swim. Parenting's easy!
SonicMegaDrive
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SonicMegaDrive
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It's possible she's been a member for quite some time and doesn't post that often.
Uno Ill Nino
Banned
Yeah this guy is fucked up. For real. I see no need to apologize to him for mocking him here. Invading his website, sure, that's weak. But making fun of him here should be fine. Its open-season on weirdos like him at GAF.
FortNinety
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Maybe she IMed a mod or something. I'm assuming given who she is, she got a speedy activation. If I was a mod, I probably would have done the same thing really.
Rummy Bunnz
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Does this mean it's ok to admit I got my first mini-stiffy while reading an issue of Peter Porker: Spider-Ham?Sho Nuff said:
Nothin's wrong with poppin woodies for cartoon characters as a kid, I had a boner the size of the USS Flagg aircraft carrier for GI Joe's Scarlett!!!
worldrunover
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UPSKIRT!
I can see his contempt for Talim though. I mean really. She's such a righteous bitch. Even when she wins!
I can see his contempt for Talim though. I mean really. She's such a righteous bitch. Even when she wins!
Having a crush on a video game character might not be that strange, I'll be the first one to admit that, see my "Unsung hottie of MGS3 thread". Yes that might testify to the fact that I need some lovin', but strange? probably not that far...
...but living in a fantasy world where you're married to her, drawing pictures of yourself fucking said videogame character and other strange ccrap like imagining being kidnapped by another pair of videogame chicks and subsequently gang raped by them, on more than a single occasion...
... is venturing quite deep into strange territory.
...but living in a fantasy world where you're married to her, drawing pictures of yourself fucking said videogame character and other strange ccrap like imagining being kidnapped by another pair of videogame chicks and subsequently gang raped by them, on more than a single occasion...
... is venturing quite deep into strange territory.
Chittagong
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Honestly, entering this thread I had no idea. NO IDEA. I mean, holy shit - I'm surfing GAF in bed and actually woke my gf up while laughing, never done that before
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol x 10^300
PS. It's ok to feel sorry for the Star Wars Kid as it wasn't his fault that he became famous, can't say quite the same here
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol x 10^300
PS. It's ok to feel sorry for the Star Wars Kid as it wasn't his fault that he became famous, can't say quite the same here
Chittagong
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mr2mike said:"I'm surfing GAF in bed "
Amen Brotha! I've got a TV out and a wireless KB/mouse combo and am piping the 'puter right infront of my bed.
Being a fat leisurly bastard is awesome
Powerbook + Airport = GAF anywhere at home!
english_peach
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"If you are a friend you must know that letting him to embrace his fantasy so much will probably lead him to a deep sadnees. Hope not, hope he can live happily all his life with that fantasy and all... but he seems is putting a lot of real and deep feelings in something that is not real, is not the first time I see it, and results are not good, in the best of cases, and very bad in the worst cases."
If his fantasy makes him happy and stops him feeling depressed and lonley, surely it can't be a bad thing?
If his fantasy makes him happy and stops him feeling depressed and lonley, surely it can't be a bad thing?
Drinky Crow
Banned
There's other ways to not feel depressed and lonely which involve accepting your fears and taking emotional risks -- y'know, the HEALTHY way.