Achievements aren't working in this version due to Apple not updating the entitlements because of their recent hacking problem. Now, I have to resubmit the app once everything is back online (shocker, it still isn't) and then I have to wait to get approved, and all of it all over again. In the meanwhile, people are going to give me negative reviews because achievements aren't working, and once I do get achievements working, I'm probably going to have to reset all of their S. Links, so basically I'm screwed, people are already angry or will be angry, and the app rating will drop.
I put so much work into this update, and it feels like for nothing right now. This must be how Yukiko felt when Teddie ate all of her beef bowl or when Charlie had to eat all of the gross omelets.
Damnit. Get bent, Apple.
EDIT: And, it's been barely an hour and I've already gotten a support email from someone saying the achievements aren't working and that they're going to rate it two stars. I feel like shit.