I am an immortal demonic fairy cyborg, we've been over this.
Oh god I'm so terrible at everything people have even forgot that.
I'm going to crawl into a hole and die.
Normally I would not advise death by nihilism and depression. However if your claim of being an "immortal demonic fairy cyborg" is true, then I feel I am in no position to advise you further. Especially as you cannot die.
I'm quite enjoying the chair jokes in regards to Persona 5, on another note. >_>;