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Pics that make you laugh |OT7| Dank Mr Skeltal
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That's a majestic weiner.
This is a smart dog.
That girl needs therapy.
Minions are lazy design and appeal to underachieving morons.
Clyde loves the hammer.
ResidentDante
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Arya Stark doesn't like minions?
Goodacre0081
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glaringradio
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Genuinely pissed that I missed this. Sick of having to swap a bunch of my PS2 memory cards about, £5.99 is a good price!
I really don't *want* to. I feel bad, but animals getting killed shouldn't be funny. Even if its a technically 'humorous' situation, a person dying in a pic/gif/vid makes it really distasteful, right?
Anyways, just so I'm not bitching without contributing:
Cro-Magnon
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SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
This is why English teachers are the best, we know the shit we teach isn't real world applicable.
Melchiah
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The last one reminds me of the teacher who taught Swedish in my high school. I've never even once have had use for it in the working life, which is one of the reasons for why many in Finland hate being forced to go through years of studying it.
As a someone whose mother tongue isn't English, I've certainly found it useful in my life.
ResidentDante
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Wasn't there even people who wanted to swap out Swedish with Russian in parts too at school? Especially for people living near the border.
Melchiah
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Now that you say it, I have a faint recollection of something like that being in the local news at some point. Russian could be more useful for them, just like Swedish is more useful in the coastal cities. I did my civil service at a nursery school in a coastal city, and English worked just fine when I picked up Swedish exchange students from the airport.
ResidentDante
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Yeah it was mentioned on the news here in Norway years ago! I used to have a boss that came from northern Sweden, but he spoke the typical finnish-swedish with the thick accent. Confusing, cause I first thought he was from Finland!
Anyway, keeping up the funny thread:
Yeah it was mentioned on the news here in Norway years ago! I used to have a boss that came from northern Sweden, but he spoke the typical finnish-swedish with the thick accent. Confusing, cause I first thought he was from Finland!
Anyway, keeping up the funny thread:
I would fit in there. Please, accept me.
Yeah it was mentioned on the news here in Norway years ago! I used to have a boss that came from northern Sweden, but he spoke the typical finnish-swedish with the thick accent. Confusing, cause I first thought he was from Finland!
Anyway, keeping up the funny thread:
Nobody needs this much personal space.
This is more efficient queing
NaturalHigh
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Lot of flooding in my area here recently. People killed or missing and I just found out why.
sleverfunk
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someone please explain to me the jokes
Melchiah
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I'd say they're fairly obvious, or is this just about black humor not being funny?
I don't get it, either.
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PseudoKirby
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OMG between doot loops and that video I cant stop fucking laughing
liliththepale
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The first one is about people hating on artists. You expect the artist to hate on others, but in the twist he hates himself too. I don't find it funny, but that's the joke.
The second one features two people in a desert where water is a scarcity. The first person brings that up by mentioning how thirsty he is, and the second mentions having to urinate, which implies he drank more water than he should have. The joke is the second person should have shared the water he had with the first person.
The third one features a person getting an erection from a tragedy, because it's funny that that arouses him.
Melchiah
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Here's few more. I guess they don't open to everyone.
And a similar to one I posted earlier:
EDIT:
I interpreted that one differently; the other guy has a solution for the thirst.
Moments hunter
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Keep posting those, Melciah. They are funny
Melchiah
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Keep posting those, Melciah. They are funny
I think most of them are inapproriate for the forum, but you can google more of them with his name, or go to his FB page.
Huh, I got them all, but my interpretation of the second was that the solution to their issues would be the guy pees in the other dude's mouth...
:|
liliththepale
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Übermatik;171972044 said:
Ew, gross! Haha, I suppose there's that too, but urine doesn't have enough water content to both hydrate you and cleanse all the toxins you're introducing. I was thinking more along the lines of Dumb and Dumber where Lloyd was wearing two pairs of gloves.
Melchiah
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NinjaBoiX
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Man, I've been in that situation. ;(
Not on live TV, of course, but awful anyway. Worse, actually. I was with a friend and talking with an old man that was my neighbor on the street. We were being playful, telling jokes when suddenly the old man made a move with his hand towards my wee wee. It wasn't a perv move or anything, but he made that strange movement with his hand and I, instinctively, pulled my hip back with so much speed, which made my head end there on... his fuckin' hand. Not knowing what to do, I grabbed his hand with both of mine and dived my fuckin' red face deeper on his old hand, laughing because I was dead inside. To think that my friend saw that... ;(
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