Escape Goat
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I still need to watch the first one. I've seen Johnny Depp escape Port Royale prison like 20 times but never stick around for whatever reason.
RustyNails said:I was wondering recently, that a Pirates of the Caribbean movie is coming out within 2 weeks and there is hardly any fanfare and hysteria surrounding it. I mean c'mon, this thread has about 4 pages. Has the brand name been sullied, and the franchise overstayed it's welcome?
It's a shame too because of just how much I loved the first entry, but the last 2 abysmal showings have killed pretty much all hype I have for this series.woodchuck said:yeah, i was so hyped up for the 2nd movie. never again.
One thing the new potc got going for it is Ian McShane as Blackbeard. I really liked some of his work.Expendable. said:see this on Thursday with zero expectations. That's not negative, I just honestly don't know what to expect from it.
RustyNails said:One thing the new potc got going for it is Ian McShane as Blackbeard. I really liked some of his work.
Expendable. said:It's just I don't know what else they can do to expand the Pirates universe
Gooster said:Michael Bolton must be so pumped.
WrikaWrek said:I just know this is gonna suck.
brandonh83 said:These movies have been really fun. Yeah 2 and 3 had some convoluted shit in them but they're still entertaining adventure flicks IMO.
Solo said:Wisely adapt a novel instead of pulling shit out of their asses like in 2 and 3, perhaps? 3 was especially bad for that. 2 isn't a great screenplay by any stretch, but at least there was a screenplay. They were shooting 3 while trying to patch together some kind of coherent script for it and failed miserably at every turn. For that reason alone, 4 should at the bare minimum be the best since the first.
Solo said:2 and 3 both suffer from King Kong syndrome for me (albeit not anywheres as bad as in that movie) - I wouldn't find either even remotely as offensive if they were 45 minutes shorter. Both are long as fuck but short on content.
brandonh83 said:and then the two ships blasting the fuck out of Beckett's ship ffff
Solo said:Beckett walking down the stairs in slow mo while the ship gets blasted to fuck is one of the most unintentionally hilarious scenes ever :lol
Scarecrow said:Been slowly going through my new blu rays for the trilogy in anticipation for the new one. Really love all three films (I'm easy to please, apparently). Watching the special features for P2, I'm amazed the last two movies managed to get made, especially in the script department. The two dudes seem like lazy layabouts.
RustyNails said:I was wondering recently, that a Pirates of the Caribbean movie is coming out within 2 weeks and there is hardly any fanfare and hysteria surrounding it. I mean c'mon, this thread has about 4 pages. Has the brand name been sullied, and the franchise overstayed it's welcome?
malingenie said:I must be easy to please too. I enjoyed the second and third outing a lot. Good characters, good sets, good fun.
Never understood the total hate they get.
Solo said:Arent you a fan of 2 and 3? Cant get much worse.
malingenie said:I must be easy to please too. I enjoyed the second and third outing a lot. Good characters, good sets, good fun.
Never understood the total hate they get.
Scarecrow said:Also, some of the best CG I've ever seen. I know now that they're computer men, but for the longest time, I kept mentally going back and forth on whether Jones' crew was CG or practical effects.
Solo said:May 2007 - month of WTF?/creatively bankrupt shittastic sequels - Spidey 3, Pirates 3, Shrek 3. Ugh.
Solo said:The 2nd movie is such a lightly vieled remake of The Empire Strikes Back.
Scarecrow said:Not that I disagree, but what makes Will and Eliz boring characters? I see that description bandied about for lots of movies, but can't concretely define what people mean when they say that. Why aren't they as good as the rest of the main characters? and what are some good examples of the opposite (in different movies as well).