Did I come off as snarky or hostile there? If so sorry, I'll shut up.
Haha, the vacuum comment seemed a little snarky, but I can be that way too. Just trying to get my point across.
Umbreon is my favourite eeveelution and third favourite Pokemon.
Umbreon is fucking terrible.
I actually looked him up on Veekun a few days ago to try and find a niche for him. His stats, movepool, ability, and arguably typing are all worse than Cresselia. The only thing I can think of is STAB Foul Play + Swagger or something.
I'm in the same boat. I love Umby, but it's a really bad Pokemon. Of course I also have soft spots for Beedrill, and Cacturne too.. among others..