Might as get Bob Dole and John McCain to run while we're at it.
Fuck it, if we're dragging necromancy into the picture let's get Strom Thurmond back in the running. At least he was open and honest about being a racist. The scary part is, Strom Thurmond might not even be right enough for the Tea Party; he voted in favor of background check at gun shows in 1999, allowing more foreign workers into the U.S. for farm work and visas for skilled workers in '98... fuck, he'd be dead in the water on those two alone.