I heard that Hillary Clinton murders everyone (except for Anthony Weiner). She goes around left and right and just kills every doggone person. She does it herself with a piston connected to a can of compressed air like in No Country for Old Men. Left, right, nobody knows! Rather than investigate her body count, though, her detractors have busied themselves with her email count. The ultimate cover. You can't be investigated for deleting people when you also deleted emails.
All of this is on Twitter so you'll just have to believe me while Twitter is down. Barrack Obama also posted the whole Koran. Great Aunt Isadora on Facebook was right, he was a secret terrorist all along.
Again, you'll just have to believe me since Twitter is down, but I hope you'll do the right thing and tell other liberals to stay home and not vote this Tuesday!