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[Rebel Leader]

It's not even Trump, it's an RNC dude who has taken over Trump's Twitter account.

And even that guy can't even come up with something! Sad!

Well, it is a small keyboard

If he presses j, junk shows up
--

Aww shit #YourHired

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

https://morningconsult.com/2016/06/22/poll-voters-trust-trump-keep-america-safe/

23% of Americans want to ban immigration from Canada? That's way too low! We're super bloodthirsty up here.

All of these numbers are insane, people are dumb as fuck.

 

[Brinbe]

YOU'RE HIRED! HAHAHA

So perfectly cheesy and amazing. This is a good stump.

 

[User 463088]

It's my birthday, PoliGAF. I hope Bernie drops out as a present to me.

Happy Birthday.

 

[Holmes]

Ahh I gotta watch this speech. But I want to see it from the beginning so I'll wait until it's uploaded.

 

[davepoobond]

YOU'RE HIRED! HAHAHA

So perfectly cheesy and amazing. This is a good stump.

"SIGH!"

should be a slogan now

 

[Emarv]

That speech was really solid.

Who would have thought that Hillary Clinton would become the candidate of hope and optimism this cycle?

 

[User1608]

Thanks for the links!

That bit I watched is fire. Trump is pretty much equivalent to a deku scrub, easily hurt and defeated.

 

[Brinbe]

CNN replaying portions of the Trump speech now. What a contrast to the Clinton speech, which was fire. Low energy as fuck.

 

[Rebel Leader]

NO tweet from trump in 20 mintues

#EstablishmentHasAssumedDirectControl

 

[Valhelm]

I'm actually surprised that 23% of Americans want to stop immigration from Canada. I thought Trumpian racism was all about race, but I guess some hardcore xenophobes are bothered by all immigrants, even white ones.

 

[Macho Madness]

I'm actually surprised that 23% of Americans want to stop immigration from Canada. I thought Trumpian racism was all about race, but I guess some hardcore xenophobes are bothered by all immigrants, even white ones.

The Republican party is quickly moving from being an imperialistic yet democratic party to an authoritarian fascist nationalist party.

 

[BotoxAgent]

YAAAAAAS, BERNIE READS MY POSTS. I'll take it. You're all welcome.

haha! well done!

 

[User 463088]

John Harwood ‏@JohnJHarwood 17m17 minutes ago

Bush 41 natl sec adv Brent Scowcroft: "I'm endorsing Hillary Clinton. She has wisdom/experience to lead our country at this critical time"

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Trump with a muzzle on makes Jeb look like an interesting candidate...

He's just a big orange blob of nothing when he isn't being racist

 

[Thequietone]

lol what does that have to do with anything? If Warren is the VP she will very likely be attending fundraisers.

Something something Wall Street doesn't like Warren something something.

or

Something something don't leave Bill alone with another woman something something.

Take your pick.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Trump with a muzzle on makes Jeb look like an interesting candidate...

He's just a big orange blob of nothing when he isn't being racist

Jeb was way more interesting than Romney or Rubio to be fair. Jeb had genuine emotions sometimes.

 

[thestopsign]

Jeb was way more interesting than Romney or Rubio to be fair. Jeb had genuine emotions sometimes.

Yup, like confusion and despair.

 

[Teggy]

daveweigel ‏@daveweigel 50m50 minutes ago
Tim Kaine has joined the #NoBillNoBreak sit-in #Veepstakes

daveweigel ‏@daveweigel 49m49 minutes ago
And now Elizabeth Warren is on the House floor for #NoBillNoBreak

.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Trump was reading a teleprompter? He liked terrible. Had a Charlie Brown expression and only looked at two positions.

Unnatural
Sad

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

.

Blerg, this bill sucks.

 

[Aaron Strife]

.

Kaine is one of the Senators behind the Collins-Heitkamp bill, so cool that he's taking part in this. I'm guessing that bill will be pushed hard by House Democrats if it passes the Senate, or even if it doesn't.

 

[Slayven]

Could there been a worse day to do his speech?

You got Dems wilding out

Little Marco doing whatever

AND a swift rebuttal from clintion

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Paul Ryan turning off the cameras is fucking hilarious though, omg, so shook.

 

[Geg]

Yup, like confusion and despair.

Please clap

 

[Aaron Strife]

Paul Ryan turning off the cameras is fucking hilarious though, omg, so shook.

lol Ryan is such a piece of shit.

I can't believe Boehner thought handing the keys over to fucking Doogie Howser would fix anything.

 

[Ophelion]

Please clap

Nothing has ever made me vacillate back and forth between feeling bad for someone and taking delight in their misery quite as much as Please Clap. What a sad, pathetic dude Jeb is. If he wasn't the next in line to be the finger puppet of the organization that nearly wrecked our whole country, I'd almost feel bad for him.

 

[Holmes]

Jon Corzine ("former Goldman Sachs CEO") is down for Warren as VP.

 

[Jimmy King]

Not sure if it's been posted but Bernie's gonna be on Colbert tomorrow night. Chances of dropping out on a talk show?

 

[Holmes]

Not sure if it's been posted but Bernie's gonna be on Colbert tomorrow night. Chances of dropping out on a talk show?

Colbert will probably do some light roasting and Sanders will get irritated.

 

[IggyChooChoo]

Nothing has ever made me vacillate back and forth between feeling bad for someone and taking delight in their misery quite as much as Please Clap. What a sad, pathetic dude Jeb is. If he wasn't the next in line to be the finger puppet of the organization that nearly wrecked our whole country, I'd almost feel bad for him.

I even felt bad for Cruz toward the end, when that smug Trump supporter got in his face and harangued him; and Ted Cruz is as close to a lizard person as any politician I've ever known. Honestly I've felt moments of pity for all the GOP losers this cycle.



Okay, not Bobby Jindal.

 

[Holmes]

If you say Bobby Jindal three times in front of a mirror with the lights off, you'll summon retromelon.

 

[Maxim726X]

But did he really drop out, though?

Doesn't appear to be the case... He looked real dejected though.

Like 'I overplayed my hand' dejected. Buh bye, Old Man River!

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Jon Corzine ("former Goldman Sachs CEO") is down for Warren as VP.

This is a tangent but I watched the Jim McGreevey documentary. Really good and proud of my former governor.

 

[Diablos]

Nice endorsement from Bernie there... what a stubborn, stubborn man.

 

[Holmes]

Kev can you do me a favor and ban everyone who says to skip FF III and V in the "which older FF games should I play or skip" thread on the gaming side? Thxxxx.

 

[User 463088]

Kev can you do me a favor and ban everyone who says to skip FF III and V in the "which older FF games should I play or skip" thread on the gaming side? Thxxxx.

I would never say that.

I'd say skip all FF games since they're all trash.

Except Crystal Bearers on the Wii

 

[plagiarize]

Colbert will probably do some light roasting and Sanders will get irritated.

Could be interesting. Colbert has been making jokes at Sander's expense quite regularly.

I would never say that.

I'd say skip alrl FF games since they're all trash.

Except Crystal Bearers on the Wii

WHY HAVE YOU PUT THE CRYSTAL BUCKET DOWN ADAM? PICK IT BACK UP. YOU HAVE ONE JOB. JESUS.

 

[TestOfTide]

Is there a link to Hilary's counter speech? I tried the ABC live link but it didn't work and I can't find anything on YouTube except live streams that are doing post speech commentary.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Colbert will be nice to him. He might rib him gently, but that's all.

 

[Dan]

I must have missed it, what's this about Trump not controlling his Twitter now?

Not sure if it's been posted but Bernie's gonna be on Colbert tomorrow night. Chances of dropping out on a talk show?

Again? Bernie has made more appearances on Colbert than in the senate this year.

 

[Beer Monkey]

So I've been weary of sharing this but here goes.

https://medium.com/@AwfulJack/what-weve-learned-since-assbott-went-viral-2f424889b0a3

It me.

Delete your bot.

But seriously, good job.

 

[Holmes]

I would never say that.

I'd say skip all FF games since they're all trash.

Except Crystal Bearers on the Wii

Clear target Kev

 

[Teggy]

Trending on Twitter:

#NoBillNoBreak

and

Make America White Again


#TrumpSpeech long gone

#TrumpSoSad

 

[Holmes]

Sanders giving a "where we go from here" speech tomorrow evening in NYC.

 

[Suikoguy]

So I've been weary of sharing this but here goes.

https://medium.com/@AwfulJack/what-weve-learned-since-assbott-went-viral-2f424889b0a3

It me.

Seems dangerously close this comic:

 

[Teggy]

So I've been weary of sharing this but here goes.

https://medium.com/@AwfulJack/what-weve-learned-since-assbott-went-viral-2f424889b0a3

It me.

So now I can ask, why is it called "Pissball Crank"? And why does it have a baseball for a head?

 

[Diablos]

Sanders giving a "where we go from here" speech tomorrow evening in NYC.

Please don't go crazy Bernie. Fall in line, do the right thing, don't blow it all up.

I really think he's kinda nuts. He has the most bipolar kind of messaging. It's frustrating. Just drop out, endorse, go away until the convention and fall in line. Kthx

 

[Teggy]

Sanders giving a "where we go from here" speech tomorrow evening in NYC.

Don't you mean his second 'where we go from here' speech? Second in a series I imagine.

 

[User 463088]

Sanders giving a "where we go from here" speech tomorrow evening in NYC.

We're fighting for a revolution. So we spin. That's where we go. Spin, spin, spin.

And also FRAUD and ESTABLISHMENT.