Do you guys not remember Bill getting fresh at a rally? Dude needs a leash lmao
Is that when he committed voter fraud and shut down that poling place?
Do you guys not remember Bill getting fresh at a rally? Dude needs a leash lmao
So point him at Trump! Point him at the GOP! His speech on behalf of Obama and making the case against Romney was one of the best convention speeches I've ever seen, and that was only 4 years ago! Now we've got a target like Trump, and we're bumping him for Michelle or Joe Biden?!? (Not that I don't love uncle Joe).Bill's problem is his strength is also his greatest weakness. He has no chill, that is why you have to have him pointed at shit you want to destroy at all times.
Add in he is clearly entering the Old Man Fuck It Years
Do you guys not remember Bill getting fresh at a rally? Dude needs a leash lmao
Naw mayne, Sanders had like half the room.Ah. The Sanders Strategy.
Paraphrase = making shit up?That's not what paraphrase means.
So point him at Trump! Point him at the GOP! His speech on behalf of Obama and making the case against Romney was one of the best convention speeches I've ever seen, and that was only 4 years ago! Now we've got a target like Trump, and we're bumping him for Michelle or Joe Biden?!? (Not that I don't love uncle Joe).
Bill's problem is his strength is also his greatest weakness. He has no chill, that is why you have to have him pointed at shit you want to destroy at all times.
Add in he is clearly entering the Old Man Fuck It Years
That looks like that woman latched on to him, not the other way around. (Am I victim-blaming?)
Michelle could be bumped to almost prime time if she absolutely must speak.
Bill should speak, not only as a former President, but as the spouse of the candidate.
John Stewart was prone to whataboutism, but I don't remember him being so fucking barmy. Colbert is so ill suited for this. It's hard to believe now that one of the first things that this show did was a serious interview with Joe Biden, but one gets a sense that he would probably run some faux edge wannabe-viral jokey piece like this on him if he were in the race.
It's like the Daily Show without Stewart's contempt of the news media. Trump is a joke, Clinton is a joke, politics is a joke. Hilarious.
Gotta love that the challenge the DNC faces is how to fit in so many high caliber speakers while the RNC is struggling to put together any kind of speaker lineup at all.
Gotta love that the challenge the DNC faces is how to fit in so many high caliber speakers while the RNC is struggling to put together any kind of speaker lineup at all.
They should just send Bill to the RNC as some kind of aid program.
Hamilton already said noThey should just do a big musical number at the DNC, that's the usual way to get a bunch of people onstage at the same time.
Still hoping for the Red Wedding of speaker lineups for the RNC, where everyone turns on Trump.
He cant help himself. Can't stop the funk.![]()
Still hoping for the Red Wedding of speaker lineups for the RNC, where everyone turns on Trump.
The show used to be compelling, they even brought in the Secretary of Energy to explain the Iran Nuclear Deal. I haven't watched it for a while, so I can't speak for the current state of the show, but I have a feeling the ratings weren't going well so he had to switch over to typical Late Night fare.
They should just do a big musical number at the DNC, that's the usual way to get a bunch of people onstage at the same time.
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Still hoping for the Red Wedding of speaker lineups for the RNC, where everyone turns on Trump.
The show used to be compelling, they even brought in the Secretary of Energy to explain the Iran Nuclear Deal. I haven't watched it for a while, so I can't speak for the current state of the show, but I have a feeling the ratings weren't going well so he had to switch over to typical Late Night fare.
I'm expecting the eventual RNC lineup to rail on Democrats in general while desperately trying to avoid mentioning Trump by name at all.
Not quite as brutal, but damning nonetheless.
This. It's just as awkward as the RNC site not mentioning Trump by name anywhere on the website. It's all just "the nominee" etc...
Stewart walking away from the Daily Show looks like a fine career choice in retrospect. It's hard to take Colbert seriously when it seems like his future employment is proportionate to how many jokes he can end with a Donald Trump punchline.
I wouldn't be surprised by any speaking at the convention. Apparently Caityln Jenner might speak?
That would certainly go over well with a huge Trump/Cruz majority of delegates.
Maybe she is transitioning back to Bruce after all.She may speak? If she does fuck her forever. Sometimes I can't believe this woman inspired me to come out.
They actually moved him out so that he would have time to perform his new mixtape.Moving Bill Clinton out of prime speech space is a dumb idea. His speech last time around was one of the best I've ever seen.
Stewart had a job security that Colbert currently doesn't though. Jon was basically Dave in that he could do what he wanted and no one at the network could tell him no.
By the way, convention speakers seem to be slowly leaking out.
Pastor Mark Burns:
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/trump-speech-convention-mark-burns-225454
How can you justify Bill not being prime-time? He's the presidential spouse.
By the way, convention speakers seem to be slowly leaking out.
Pastor Mark Burns:
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/trump-speech-convention-mark-burns-225454
Mark Burns said:...how its so important for the leader of our nation to be a voice for all Americans. Being a leader thats not going to pander to a particular group.
They actually moved him out so that he would have time to perform his new mixtape.
Stewart had a job security that Colbert currently doesn't though. Jon was basically Dave in that he could do what he wanted and no one at the network could tell him no.
And who, are you, the delegate said
that I must vote so low
Only a man with an orange tan
the only truth I know
a coat of blue, a coat of red
the parties still has sway
and mine is old and strong, my lord
it's still alive today
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that delegate of yesteryear
but now the Trump has the title now
there's no one left to steer
yes now the Trump has the title now
and not a soul to steer
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Still hoping for the Red Wedding of speaker lineups for the RNC, where everyone turns on Trump.
Trump to O'Reilly on what he'd tell blacks citing racial bias: "even against me, the system is rigged. I can relate it very much to myself"
I don't get the whole warm and fuzzies thing for Dubya, at all. Do I need a headcanon where he isn't a careless, unscathed war criminal?
Gotta love that the challenge the DNC faces is how to fit in so many high caliber speakers while the RNC is struggling to put together any kind of speaker lineup at all.
I don't get the whole warm and fuzzies thing for Dubya, at all. Do I need a headcanon where he isn't a careless, unscathed war criminal?