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[Shiggie]

"He was the leader of trouble makers"
"POW POW POW POW POW POW"
this is lame.

 

[cashman]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html

 

[Gruco]

wtf I thought this was supposed to be the hard hitting speech?

Maybe Fred had to cut those parts out to make time to clear his throat 497 times.

 

[typhonsentra]

Even with his great speaking voice he's so... boring. It just doesn't feel like he gives a shit.

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

Even with his great speaking voice he's so... boring. It just doesn't feel like he gives a shit.

You'd figure that he could at least act like he gave a shit.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Even with his great speaking voice he's so... boring. It just doesn't feel like he gives a shit.

$10 says this is the first time he's read this shit.

 

[kevm3]

Funny how the campaign for McCain is now about change and shaking up Washinton while receiving a cosign from Bush.

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

Why does it sound like there is only 100 people in the arena?

Did they cap off seats and only allow a few people? Or the arena sucks in terms of sound?

Why does everything sound delayed too (I am not watching the Bush speech... watching it live and it sounds delayed)

 

[Lazy vs Crazy]

McCain was able to survive getting shot down because of experience.

You see, he was such a poor pilot he had previously crashed three other planes.

 

[Particle Physicist]

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW !!!

this is ridiculous.

 

[scorcho]

until now i never knew that McCain was a POW. i always assumed his physical disabilities were the result of some youthful dabbling in S&M.

maybe this Thompson speech is good after all...

 

[DMczaf]

Where's Jack McCoy?

 

[ronito]

I was expecting him to say "I was running for president, but then it was nap time and I was tired...so..."

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Ugh, this reminds me of Nintendo's E3 conference

 

[venne]

I hope the light bulb was a CFL.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Sounds like a fucking History bio. CAN I GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING POLICIES, PLEASE?

 

[impirius]

I like the fact that the fact at the bottom of the screen on CNN is helpfully labeled "FACT".

 

[Tyrone Slothrop]

mccain was a POW??

 

[Jenga]

Here comes the hope steal

 

[Ninja Scooter]

whats so impressive about being a POW anyway? I'd be impressed if he escaped capture, anybody can get caught.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Cindy McCain met with children undergoing reconstructive surgery? I bet she was able to give them some great tips.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Juice]

Media: so what do you call this act?

Americans: The Aristocrats! :lol

Spoiler

Ripped off the PA thread

 

[Zeliard]

Get to the punchline already, Fred, we've got Republicans biting their fingernails with anticipation.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

So, let me get this straight, if John Mccain knows about hope....then it turns out, hope actually helped him out in the end?

 

[Fragamemnon]

wow, tmi. Can you talk about McCain's policies or plans for governing, or his current ability to lead?

GOP is doing the same ineffective shit the DNC 2004 tried, reeeetards.

 

[Slurpy]

I applaud whoever can watch this convention without needing to suppress their vomit.

 

[scorcho]

is he describing the end of Braveheart?

 

[venne]

I thought it was the Pittsburg Steelers.

 

[Nabs]

john snitched on the green bay packers. damn him.

 

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Sounds like a fucking History bio. CAN I GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING POLICIES, PLEASE?

fuck policies, man. when you're straight talking reformer the policies legislate themselves. the man was a POW for chrissake.

 

[deadbeef]

whats so impressive about being a POW anyway? I'd be impressed if he escaped capture, anybody can get caught.

Classy.

 

[KilledByBill]

Or was it the defensive line of the Pittsburgh Steelers? *clears throat*

 

[Particle Physicist]

anyone else watching on PBS? the screen went black just now.

 

[-Kees-]

My Stretch Armstrong took less beatings than John McCain.

 

[sprsk]

This speech is supposed to play to the heart strings of Americans who value stuff like this I guess.

Sounds more like a funeral though.

 

[Zabka]

You people don't get it. It's not about the issues! It's about who can take the most kicks to the groin. That's why McCain chose Palin.

 

[scorcho]

Obama had his biography day too. unfortunately he can't pimp the fact that he was BEATEN BY THE VC FOR YEARS WITHOUT CRACKING.

 

[giga]

if you're a pow = you got character. nice.

 

[speculawyer]

McCain was able to survive getting shot down because of experience.

You see, he was such a poor pilot he had previously crashed three other planes.

WRONG!

He crash FOUR other planes. :lol

 

[typhonsentra]

It doesn't? Might wanna tell McCain's campaign that!

 

[Haunted]

So I heard McCain was a POW.

 

[Fragamemnon]

boils the size of baseball bats and dysentery. man, who gives a fuck. WUT R U GONNA DO.

fred thompson's mouthbreathing btw helps reinforce the nursing home atmosphere of this convention.

 

[backbreaker65]

Character motherfucker where was he was going to go, but back to his cell. Tell me about his escape plan.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

HERE COMES THE MONEY SHOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

 

[typhonsentra]

No one outside of the front crowd stands to applaud.

 

[Particle Physicist]

damn it. had to put on CBS , why are people clapping??

 

[Shiggie]

So I heard McCain was a POW.

Get outta POW camp!

 

[sprsk]

damn it. had to put on CBS , why are people clapping??

They are republicans?

 

[Stinkles]

Dieter Dengler would have been a much better president.

 

[MassiveAttack]

damn it. had to put on CBS , why are people clapping??

To keep the blood flowing to their extremities.