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[Crumpet Trumpet]

so, at this point, is Kelly Clarkson just a one-woman cover band? I swear all I ever hear from ha are covers.

aside: Maroon 5's lead singer is SUCH A FUCKING MESS live. Gawd.

she's on tour with maroon 5. remember what a tour is?

 

[twobear]

she's on tour with maroon 5. remember what a tour is?

Nnnnnnnnnnn

 

[You Know Nothing]

Go in a bit, Crumpet.

Miley's Episode of SNL DOWN in Households



source
http://m.deadline.com/2013/10/snl-ratings-on-par-with-miley-cyrus/

O.

Let me cackle.

 

[Vazra]

she's on tour with maroon 5. remember what a tour is?

Yasssss!
Go in!

 

[xaosslug]

she's on tour with maroon 5. remember what a tour is?

she's the opening act for Maroon 5... let that sink in.

EDIT: of course I remember what a tour is, but Legend is too busy mentoring Kelly's contemporaries, rn

 

[cory64]

Not too fast Crumpet, she's a special guest for Maroon 5 on an amphitheater tour.

 

[Kyon]

she's on tour with maroon 5. remember what a tour is?

kxjsjxsksndsmdmfskdmck

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

she's on tour with maroon 5. remember what a tour is?

Tell ha.

She also does Xtina better than...well...Xtina.

 

[twobear]

Miley's Episode of SNL DOWN in Households



source
http://m.deadline.com/2013/10/snl-ratings-on-par-with-miley-cyrus/

Impossible, Miley is the new Queen of Pop and the biggest and most important artist of the century and herald of the new wave of feminism. They must mean up. Or they're pressed and jealous or something.

 

[xaosslug]

Tell ha.

She also does Xtina better than...well...Xtina.

nope.

STANDING, btw. Slay.

 

[cory64]

Actually, Kelly has never been on a proper arena tour. Flop.

 

[Vazra]

Impossible, Miley is the new Queen of Pop and the biggest and most important artist of the century. They must mean up. Or they're pressed and jealous or something.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[royalan]

Not only was last night's episode of SNL ONLY down by 4% from last week's episode, but NOBODY's mentioning how that was likely due to the fact that SNL started a half-hour late because of a sporting event running long.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

nope.

STANDING, btw. Slay.

I'm sorry sis but her vocals are all over the place and were definitely not as good as Kelly's.

Nice try tho.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

she's the opening act for Maroon 5... let that sink in.

EDIT: of course I remember what a tour is, but Legend is too busy mentoring Kelly's contemporaries, rn

Not too fast Crumpet, she's a special guest for Maroon 5 on an amphitheater tour.

if the alternative is being the ________ act on the fairytales and imagination tour, i'll take it

 

[xaosslug]

Impossible, Miley is the new Queen of Pop and the biggest and most important artist of the century and herald of the new wave of feminism. They must mean up. Or they're pressed and jealous or something.

who are you dragging? I mean Triley stans are annoying, but I think you are confusing them w/ little monsters, tbh

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

if the alternative is being the ________ act on the fairytales and imagination tour, i'll take it

NNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I'm cackling

 

[xaosslug]

I'm sorry sis but her vocals are all over the place and were definitely not as good as Kelly's.

Nice try tho.

yeah, sure. LOL

if the alternative is being the ________ act on the fairytales and imagination tour, i'll take it

not you pretending you bought tickets.

 

[You Know Nothing]

if the alternative is being the ________ act on the fairytales and imagination tour, i'll take it

fgsdm,ngsjksdjkfkaj;aslfl;ask

It got better.

 

[botty]

Not only was last night's episode of SNL ONLY down by 4% from last week's episode, but NOBODY's mentioning how that was likely due to the fact that SNL started a half-hour late because of a sporting event running long.

Not too much logic, sis.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

not you pretending you bought tickets.

at least i had the option.

 

[xaosslug]

at least i had the option.

like you ever would, tho

and being the opening act on a local Maroon 5 tour... I mean

 

[twobear]

if the alternative is being the ________ act on the fairytales and imagination tour, i'll take it

Im YODELLING

 

[Kyon]

if the alternative is being the ________ act on the fairytales and imagination tour, i'll take it

DDDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDDK

 

[xaosslug]

Christina got paid 2-3 million to do a private show of, like, 5-6 songs. That is probably what Kelly/M5 is making for their entire however-many-stop tour... let's all marinate on that. Seriously.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

She'll endorse anything for a check, won't she?

 

[twobear]

She'll endorse anything for a check, won't she?

nnnnnnnnnnNnNNNNNN

I'm BEYOND deceased

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

She'll endorse anything for a check, won't she?

Stop it my poor heart can't take this and everyone is looking at me because I'm howling

 

[Trigger]

if the alternative is being the ________ act on the fairytales and imagination tour, i'll take it

Scalp ha.

 

[royalan]

So private concerts where you're performing your own music (sorry Kelly) are endorsements now?

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

She'll endorse anything for a check, won't she?

 

[botty]

It's twelve o'clock and I don't want to party
My big boyfriend and my big truck hobby
A little bit of dirt never hurt nobody
Now I got dirt all over my body
Might as well, light a ale
His big fog lights is bright as hell
Calls 'em off, starts to yell
He hits the gas so I grab the rail

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

So private concerts where you're performing your own music (sorry Kelly) are endorsements now?

Look, all I'm saying is that some artists have integrity.

 

[xaosslug]

She'll endorse anything for a check, won't she?

not really. I'm pretty sure she's never done any private gigs for dictators or the like.

Spoiler

but don't clock Kelly too hard... it's a shame she's not really in demand on any level. :'(

 

[royalan]

OMG THIS GIF

*save image as*

Xtina is TOO fucking cute sometimes. ;___;

 

[xaosslug]

Look, all I'm saying is that some artists have integrity.

not you shading Kelly your own self.

 

[twobear]

Seriously though why is Kelly on tour with Maroon 5 and not Xtina?

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Seriously though why is Kelly on tour with Maroon 5 and not Xtina?

I would hazard a guess that their audiences overlap a bit.

Maroon 5 and Xtina would be a bit like dividing by zero.

 

[Trigger]

Seriously though why is Kelly on tour with Maroon 5 and not Xtina?

I assume she likes money.

 

[xaosslug]

Seriously though why is Kelly on tour with Maroon 5 and not Xtina?

i don't think M5/promoters could afford having Christina as an opening act. She gets 2-3 million to do a few songs... 17 million to sit in a chair for a few weeks. I mean

 

[Soulscribe]

Seriously though why is Kelly on tour with Maroon 5 and not Xtina?

The audience that those two acts cater to are people who listen to the radio a lot.

And Xtina, well...

 

[Vazra]

I would hazard a guess that their audiences overlap a bit.

Maroon 5 and Xtina would be a bit like dividing by zero.

Maroon being 5 and Xtina 0?

 

[royalan]

i don't think M5/promoters could afford having Christina as an opening act. She gets 2-3 million to do a few songs... 17 million to sit in a chair for a few weeks. I mean

The true tea.

 

[xaosslug]

The audience that those two acts cater to are people who listen to the radio a lot.

And Xtina, well...

is that why Kelly mostly covers other people's hits during her live shows? Oh

 

[Koodo]

lmao, another day another dragging. Poor things.

Maybe ivysaur will come in here to tug as well?

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

is that why Kelly mostly covers other people's hits during her live shows? Oh

It might be a hard concept to grasp for someone who stans for an artist whose Greatest Hits album is shorter than her normal albums, but one off-the-cuff cover a night when you have a Greatest Hits album stacked wall to wall really ain't no big thang.

 

[Vazra]

lmao, another day another dragging. Poor things.

Maybe ivysaur will come in here to tug as well?

Heard Trouble?💅

It might be a hard concept to grasp for someone who stans for an artist whose Greatest Hits album is shorter than her normal albums, but one off-the-cuff cover a night when you have a Greatest Hits album stacked wall to wall really ain't no big thang.

Don't stop.

 

[xaosslug]

It might be a hard concept to grasp for someone who stans for an artist whose Greatest Hits album is shorter than her normal albums, but one off-the-cuff cover a night when you have a Greatest Hits album stacked wall to wall really ain't no big thang.

i know it's difficult for you to come to grips with your fave devolving into a one-woman cover band (Christmas album coming up! Oop). So, I'll stop here. <3


EDIT: i will say this, Christina has less 'hit' songs than every gurl out there, right? And yet she's had more impact, stays relevant, and is paid MORE than your faves for doing (arguably) LESS. I mean. Seriously.

 

[You Know Nothing]

It might be a hard concept to grasp for someone who stans for an artist whose Greatest Hits album is shorter than her normal albums, but one off-the-cuff cover a night when you have a Greatest Hits album stacked wall to wall really ain't no big thang.

Please never stop posting.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

The audience that those two acts cater to are people who listen to the radio a lot.

And Xtina, well...

Maroon being 5 and Xtina 0?

It might be a hard concept to grasp for someone who stans for an artist whose Greatest Hits album is shorter than her normal albums, but one off-the-cuff cover a night when you have a Greatest Hits album stacked wall to wall really ain't no big thang.