Congrats to Gaga for continuing the fine tradition of delivering one song per album that I can use!
Which song?
Aura.
I Could Maybe Use This at Some Point in the Future:
Fashion!
Xtincta Level Wretchedness:
Dope
This post is the definition of #Tryhard
First impressions, I'll give each song a quick one sentence review based on my limited exposure:
1) Aura - The new vocals are growing on me, honestly the only great way to start off an album named "ARTPOP"
2) Venus - Manic, outrageous, hilarious, fragmented, a bit messy but that's Gaga. Perfection nonetheless
3) G.U.Y. - A LOT of gears grinding in this one, sort of hard to put together. Definitely has about 5 of the 10 brightest moments on the whole album though
4) Sexxx Dreams - Chorus feels ruined with the overlaid vocals. Improved bridge, this is still a grower
5) Jewels n Drugs - A cool moment, nothing more
6) MANiCURE - Epic, very Karen O. Kind of ends too quickly, almost to the point where it didn't need to be here
7) Do What U Want - Gaga's Human Nature moment. Love it for what it is, another grower
8) ARTPOP - Great like I expected it to be. Most likely the song I'll be playing most down the road
9) Swine - Feels a bit dialed down from the epic live performance, but I still live for it. Love the overt piggy-themed instrumentals
10) Donatella - Fierce, ferocious, lovely. The Fame reincarnated and improved. Definite highlight
11) Fashion! - As of right now, the only "bad" song on this album. Not offensive by any means, and some cool moments, but Gaga's vocals clash with this smooth production the whole way through
12) Mary Jane Holland - Just fucking lovely. Strongest verses on the album I think... she got her Mercury moment in that bridge. Juuuust lovely
13) Dope - Haunting, raw, ironic, self-aware. Such a shocker of a song, and it seems like the kind of song not a lot of people will appreciate. A genuine moment for her, this one.
14) Gypsy - What, the, FUUUUUUUCK. This needs to be single number three and that's it. Spectacular and actually really moving. Listening to this reminded me of why I love this girl so much. She's just full of surprises. I genuinely love this.
15) Applause - Like Aura, operates best as a bookend and that's about it. A solid song nonetheless
I knew Soulsis would be the one to find something positive to say about Dope.
11) Fashion! - As of right now, the only "bad" song on this album. Not offensive by any means, and some cool moments, but Gaga's vocals clash with this smooth production the whole way through
13) Dope - Haunting, raw, ironic, self-aware. Such a shocker of a song, and it seems like the kind of song not a lot of people will appreciate. A genuine moment for her, this one.
If GYSPY isn't the third single I will be livid tbh.
Swine is HORRENDOUS, how is it not the first 'bad' song?
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Heard @ladygagas new song yet? Neither have we. Tune in Sunday to watch the FIRST-EVER performance of "Dope." #YTMA
Imagine dancing to it in a club and it'll come together for you, lol
Imagine dancing to it in a club and it'll come together for you, lol
My problem with Fashion! is that it doesn't complement Donatella the way Dope compliments Mary Jane Holland. Donatella covers the whole high-flair, runway fierce sound she's going for, making Fashion! kind of a redundant cut. It's like one long outro from Donatella that's just a bunch of blanket statements. It's the definition of a bad pop song. There's no point to it.
The transition from Mary Jane Holland to Dope is fantastic because it's a yin and yang. Mary Jane Holland is the impressionable "I'm invincible" perspective and Dope is the sober "no I'm not" confessional.
And ya'll hating on Dope, I can't. It's pure raw power. None of our other pop girls can pull off a song like this with such grit and battered wisdom. Except, well, Lana.
She's thinking like Honey Mahogany with this era and it's not cute.
The good sis needs help
She's thinking like Honey Mahogany with this era and it's not cute.
The good sis needs help
I will not be deterred by these reviews. I will hold out and remain calm and serene with adamantium-like strength of discipline. I will not be coerced into finding the HQ streams.
She's thinking like Honey Mahogany with this era and it's not cute.
The good sis needs help
NAWT Honey Mahogany.
But you're right.
Stop with the caftan singles, Gaga.