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Dawn Richard - Armor On

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3phemeral

Member
Oh gawd, reading the comments from Forget Yourself, someone mentioned Princess Superstar and I was like, "That sounds so familiar!" Then I remembered I used to listen to some of her songs when I used to dance in college.

Bad Babysitter

lol

I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in the shower
(woo)
Makin' six bucks an hour

Stop throwin' up
I'm not paid enough
You clean up the rugs
Is that Fluff?
I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much

Aite kid, you gotta go to bed,
I know it's only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder
And next time you see Vicky
the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dick and used your mom's cucumba'
Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared? You can have it for supper
Nice and crisp in the Tupperware

No bedtime story. Gabe, get off, you're so horny!
Josh, get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin'
No porn and shut the shade, Gabe
One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid
 

enigmatic_alex44

Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
Here's my official (current) Ultraviolence ranking, for anyone that cares:

2) Brooklyn Baby - 9/10
3) West Coast - 9/10
6) The Other Woman 8/10
7) Shades of Cool 8/10

My 4 faves being in your top half
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slay just a bit with your flawless taste
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I was already in a really sad mood all day today and was listening to "the Other Woman" @ work and the song just kind of hit me, especially the pretty part at the end, Lana's voice legit had me tearing up. I had to switch it to something more upbeat :*(

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Matt_

World's #1 One Direction Fan: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you~~~
loving the love for FKA twigs in here, that track absolutely slays.

the new Jamie xx tho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk28cgCG3Ho

struggling to breathe.

Cannot decide whether I'm into this or not
I get what he was trying to go for but I don't care for the random snippets of people talking but then I love the beat

Sleep Sound was a lot better
 

SaintZ

Member
So Perez is doing and AMA right now and is already spilling some tea
[–]latudahoe 8 points 39 minutes ago

Hi Perez. Can you finally tell us the story of how exactly Lady Gaga sabotaged Christina Aguilera/Bionic and all the other artists you mentioned on Twitter some months back?
[–]latudahoe 8 points 39 minutes ago
[–]_PerezHilton -2 points 21 minutes ago

The worst example of who she did this to was to Natalia Kills. She was LIVID that Martin Kierszanbaum, the head of A&R at her label and a co-writer of hers on her debut album, was working with her. GaGa viewed Natalia as a copycat/clone with the same team. So she actively rallied the label against her and threatened and screamed and I'm sure one day Natalia herself can get into it in detail.

I want to know about Xtina tho.
 

enigmatic_alex44

Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
Truly, the Canadian QUEEN Kiesza is my fave "unknown" I've discovered since finding out about the equally amazing Norwegian QUEEN Annie.

Even the cover for her new single is flawless

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Lawd I pray she isn't an "unknown" for long and has a HUGE future in music, she's already one of my faves tbh
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Vitanimus

Member
Hi Perez! 
A few years ago, you announced your support for the “It Gets Better Project”, an anti-bullying campaign. Many considered that a bit hypocritical, considering your blog frequently bullies other celebrities, through the means of lies, gossip, insults, etc.
You appeared on the Ellen show, saying that you would change your ways. You said that “I’m not going to call people nasty nicknames; I’m not going to go the mean route.”
Fast-forward 3 years later. Your blog still frequently insults and chastises other celebrities. You recently accused Ariana Grande, a young actress, of “using cocaine at a party”, just because you got in a disagreement with her fans.
So, that leads my to my questions. You said that you would try to stop bullying others on your blog. Do you believe that you have succeeded in any way(s)? Do you find your actions hypocritical?

Cut ha!
Copy ha!
Paste ha!

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3phemeral

Member
Did you know about Shontelle's version?

by the way that gif is tasty

Hmm... It's pretty much the exact same chorus. I wonder who sampled who, or if they both sampled someone else. Either way, I think I like PS' version since, even with that generic synth bass, I prefer the gooeyness of it as opposed to what they did with Sontelle's which seems to suck some of the life out of it.

I know. :)
 

enigmatic_alex44

Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
Did y'all know Arianal's brother will be on Big Brother this year?

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He's the one on the left. Will y'all be voting to keep him safe every week?
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Yado

Member


I'm going to try to listen to all of these

Also:
FKA twigs x Wet Wipez

I heard this a while ago but I couldn't remember the name of it to post it here. I thought it was called shaving cream or something.
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Ew, Perez stans Rih? Not sure how I feel sharing a fanbase with that vile troll.

And ty to Vitamins for the compilation, even if I've already listened to so many because I was the original poster of them ~

I'm just going to repost this in hope that more people will give this album a listen.

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Bless you sis, I'm guessing you liked?
 
Universe is full of stars
Nothing out there looks the same
You're the one that I've been waiting for
I don't even know your name

I'm in a trance

Cosmic systems intertwine
Astral bodies drip like wine
All of nature ebbs and flows
Comets shoot across the sky
Can't explain the reasons why
This is how creation goes

I don't want nobody else
All the others look the same
Galaxies are sliding into view
I don't even know your name

I'm in a trance
And the word is spinning
Spinning baby out of control
I'm in a trance
I let the music take me
Take me where my heart wants to go

Kiss me
 

Mau ®

Member
Universe is full of stars
Nothing out there looks the same
You're the one that I've been waiting for
I don't even know your name

I'm in a trance

Cosmic systems intertwine
Astral bodies drip like wine
All of nature ebbs and flows
Comets shoot across the sky
Can't explain the reasons why
This is how creation goes

I don't want nobody else
All the others look the same
Galaxies are sliding into view
I don't even know your name

I'm in a trance
And the word is spinning
Spinning baby out of control
I'm in a trance
I let the music take me
Take me where my heart wants to go

Kiss me

STAN the best Music song!!
 

Mumei

Member
I completely believe that Ariana Grande is a cocaine addict.

I thought she was trying to copy Mariah, though? She'll be calling Patti her godmother in a matter of months, I'm sure.

Did y'all know Arianal's brother will be on Big Brother this year?

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He's the one on the left. Will y'all be voting to keep him safe every week?
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Oh, I wondered who this guy was. I just thought he was some random crazed stan.
 
I thought she was trying to copy Mariah, though? She'll be calling Patti her godmother in a matter of months, I'm sure.
Who knows what Mariah was up to in 1997? :-3

Not to mention, high school-riah looked like she cut a few herself

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That's the after picture in those PSAs
 

The Flop

Banned
So with the year essentially 1/2 way over what are everyone's hopes for the rest of this year?

I'll Start.

1. R8 becomes an iconic album
2. Adele's 25 gets the BeYO treatment and is a big change from her past offerings.
3. Fifth Harmony hits it big, starting with BO$$
4. Tay Swifty gets a little edgier and stops using her 12 year old diary for her songs
5. Gaga gives Artpop 2.0 a go and it's filled with BOPS and smashes a la fame monster
6. Alex & Sierra find some main stream pop success and become a bigger breakout artist from any singing show in the past few years, despite the X factor USA being canned
7. Leona Lewis comes back with a vengence
8. Miss Natasha Bedingfield feeds me some new matieral
9. Hillary Duff comes back hard, and slaaaaaaaaaaaaays
10. Sia faces the camera and her fears and becomes a big iconic pop star.
11. Becky G's curse is over and we can all live without the fear of it! Showers everywhere no longer burn those taking them, and our favorites can safely sip their tea and dance their way to the top w/o her voodoo magic
12. EDM becomes less of the mainstream top 40 vibe and we get back to realer music A la Sam Smith and whatnot.


Just some thoughts yall.

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FYI i'm not sober so I hope this makes sense

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The Flop

Banned
So with the year essentially 1/2 way over what are everyone's hopes for the rest of this year?

I'll Start.

1. R8 becomes an iconic album
2. Adele's 25 gets the BeYO treatment and is a big change from her past offerings.
3. Fifth Harmony hits it big, starting with BO$$
4. Tay Swifty gets a little edgier and stops using her 12 year old diary for her songs
5. Gaga gives Artpop 2.0 a go and it's filled with BOPS and smashes a la fame monster
6. Alex & Sierra find some main stream pop success and become a bigger breakout artist from any singing show in the past few years, despite the X factor USA being canned
7. Leona Lewis comes back with a vengence
8. Miss Natasha Bedingfield feeds me some new matieral
9. Hillary Duff comes back hard, and slaaaaaaaaaaaaays
10. Sia faces the camera and her fears and becomes a big iconic pop star.
11. Becky G's curse is over and we can all live without the fear of it! Showers everywhere no longer burn those taking them, and our favorites can safely sip their tea and dance their way to the top w/o her voodoo magic
12. EDM becomes less of the mainstream top 40 vibe and we get back to realer music A la Sam Smith and whatnot.


Just some thoughts yall.

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FYI i'm not sober so I hope this makes sense

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A few things I missed. I need me some new Kesha Rose and Kelly Clarkson this year! Oh pretty please!
 

Latch

Member
Truly, the Canadian QUEEN Kiesza is my fave "unknown" I've discovered since finding out about the equally amazing Norwegian QUEEN Annie.

Even the cover for her new single is flawless

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Lawd I pray she isn't an "unknown" for long and has a HUGE future in music, she's already one of my faves tbh
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Stan for the legend!
 

3phemeral

Member
Greetings

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Ugh, these toilet paper-eating gifs always freak me out. I've had nightmares where I've tried to warn someone of danger only to have this sensation that I have a wad of toilet paper in my mouth. It's the most disgusting feeling to have that texture in your mouth and never be able to get it out (turns out I was either chewing on a pillow or blanket while sleeping).

Welcome! :)
 
2. Adele's 25 gets the BeYO treatment and is a big change from her past offerings.

5. Gaga gives Artpop 2.0 a go and it's filled with BOPS and smashes a la fame monster

7. Leona Lewis comes back with a vengence

12. EDM becomes less of the mainstream top 40 vibe and we get back to realer music A la Sam Smith and whatnot.
2. I don't think Adele really has a defined "style" yet. All of her albums (well, both) have been pretty diverse, so to say it'll be a big change means what, siS?

5. Now siS...

7.
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12. Now siS, you know I hate me some EDM. But even Zedd's boilerplate faff-pud is infinitely more adventurous than this manicured-within-an-inch-of-its-lunula "real music" that Sam Smith somberly shits into my cavities. Even her name is as infertile as my PM box on those joyless days when Mumei actually remembers her job title.
 
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