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[MWS Natural]

Girth without length = Chode / Choad.
A bad thing.

Girth with length =/= Chode / Choad.
Not a bad thing.

There ends the SmokyDave guide to the penis.

Well how much length is needed before a penis becomes UnChoded?

 

[malingenie]

curved dick = field hockey stick

unbalanced bag = hackey sack.

I lolled, but they are not words they are a series of words. It would be more like "lefties" and "sandbag"

 

[CHEEZMO™]

boobs.

Agreed, but I'm sure most people don't get that.

Hell, check the Fetish thread for a good idea of your average Gaffers grasp of what the word means.

Well how much length is needed before a penis becomes UnChoded?

It has to be judged on a case-by-case basis.

 

[speculawyer]

What ever floats your boat (and doesn't harm other people).

So what if he likes sucking toes?

 

[Chamber]

All this talk about chodes. Bad idea to read this thread while eating.

 

[Fantasmo]

No, no we don't. There was nothing casual at all about her writing to suggest that it was meant for friends.

You have to be a pretty big whore, in my opinion, to make out with and go home with someone you can't stand just to write an email with the sole intent of shaming them.

Bingo. At any rate, this won't really have any effect on Quentin and I expect this stunt to backfire on her for a little while.

 

[Forkball]

She sounds like a grade-A B.

Heading back inside, bored out of mind, I look over and notice Jamie Foxx and Quentin Tarantino have joined the melee. Joy. Two more people at this party who could not give a shit about who I am.

Uh... why would they? They don't know you at all.

 

[enzo_gt]

She sounds like a grade-A B.

Uh... why would they? They don't know you at all.

You must have missed the "I'm such a loser" comedic undertones throughout the story.

 

[RustyNails]

I laughed at the Phil Spector joke. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she's not a Miss South Carolina super bimbo either. But really is this surprising to anyone? The man has a foot fetish. No one should really bother about fetishes unless they are violent, involve minors or animals.

 

[unomas]

Here's a video of the chick.

She's not hideous but she's nothing special: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpgHUjKWVaE&feature=player_embedded

Another whore who wants to be famous, color me surprised!

 

[Koopakiller]

whatevs, girth is all that matters anyways :/

 

[Nemesis_]

See, what's funny is that Kill Bill or Pulp Fiction didn't make me think twice about this. The extended cut of Death Proof really slams it over your head that the guy has a foot fetish, though.

That's what I mean, it's ridiculously obvious. Still, funny to hear it.

 

[X26]

what about length with no girth, is pencil dick still the go-to term there?

 

[Jangocube]

whatevs, girth is all that matters anyways :/

I would think that wouldn't be the case if you were barely in her.

But anyways...

 

[Tenks]

whatevs, girth is all that matters anyways :/

keep telling yourself that ya chode

 

[Count Dookkake]

Girl sounds like a piece of shit.

 

[StuBurns]

I love the bit about her finding it rude he played with her feet without asking. Quite cute.

He seems like a strange dude, but whatever gets him off.

 

[IcyBlueStrawberry]

I get that the guy has a foot fetish, but really? I do too, but I wouldn't take it over sex lol. Especially not with some random girl I met for a one night stand.

And this girl just annoys me. I mean, why leak something like this? It's not as if people weren't aware of how strange Tarentino can be at times. I seriously hope she doesn't make any money off of it.

 

[MYE]

One day she will have kids and they (and their friends) will find their mother's toe-sucking while meat-pounding celebrity chronicles on the internet archives.

Think about that.

 

[J2 Cool]

itt: gaf puts woman on blast for doing what all men do when describing their sex life, gets mad salty

It's because it's not the same thing. Guy's talk comparatively, is far less motivated. Girls have a different disposition than guys from the start. Girls know guys likes them. That makes guys instantly vulnerable creatures in any type of exchange, the same way a kid with candy is. You can lead them around anyway you please and women do; for attention, for money, for popularity, or just to ridicule.

Look how willing this broad was, to ridicule QT for wanting to hook up with a girl, he was lead to believe liked him. He tried to provoke her to talk about his films she liked, he has a fetish, he's famous - so what! None of that was deserving of public ridicule; insulting his looks, his penis, his fetish. Absolutely fuck her in this situation. That's some seedy, self-interested shit the girl pulls off.

It must be a sad life to go home to, if she's willing to react with, "Ummmmmmmm...Fuck yes?", to going back to the place of a guy she has NO sexual interest in. Was she writing the e-mail in her head as she went, how villainous do you get? It's stuff like this, that gives guys the proper motivation to be outright assholes to women.

I liked how Jamie Foxx didn't even acknowledge her existence.

Jamie Foxx's move was the best I felt this entire e-mail, while being behavior normally you wouldn't promote. The perfect situation that type of attitude is built for.

Saying "What other films of mine do you like?" reads as "So, how awesome do you think I am?" Why should he presume that she is a fan of his work?

Because she said "I fucking loved Reservoir Dogs!". He probably wanted to keep the conversation going, not start his masturbation session early.

 

[YoungHav]

Would people in this thread be responding differently if this were a man talking about his odd sexual experience with a female celebrity?

I think kissing and telling is a douchebag move. Shia laboof is a douche, so is this woman.

 

[Superimposer]

Anyone aware of a 'spoiler-free' link for this story? Want to send this to a friend but don't want it to be ruined by the headline of the article.

 

[MYE]

I think kissing and telling is a douchebag move. Shia laboof is a douche, so is this woman.

What did he do?

 

[Ether_Snake]

Tarantino looks like he's missing his bottom row of teeth.

Weird that at his age he still isn't married and isn't know for having any relationships.

Sort of like Jamie Foxx.

 

[MMaRsu]

Her dialogue with QT is horrible and unbelievable. Stuntville.

Hahahaha I know right? What an attention whore?

Also, who cares about QT.

I hope she doesn't make any money or fame off this story, because honestly, stop fellating celebs so much.

 

[Superimposer]

What did he do?

Probably referring to the fact that he said in an interview that he hooked up with Megan Fox while she was (?) going out with her now husband

 

[kodecraft]

It's because it's not the same thing. Guy's talk comparatively, is far less motivated. Girls have a different disposition than guys from the start. Girls know guys likes them. That makes guys instantly vulnerable creatures in any type of exchange, the same way a kid with candy is. You can lead them around anyway you please and women do; for attention, for money, for popularity, or just to ridicule.

Look how willing this broad was, to ridicule QT for wanting to hook up with a girl, he was lead to believe liked him. He tried to provoke her to talk about his films she liked, he has a fetish, he's famous - so what! None of that was deserving of public ridicule; insulting his looks, his penis, his fetish. Absolutely fuck her in this situation. That's some seedy, self-interested shit the girl pulls off.

It must be a sad life to go home to, if she's willing to react with, "Ummmmmmmm...Fuck yes?", to going back to the place of a guy she has NO sexual interest in. Was she writing the e-mail in her head as she went, how villainous do you get? It's stuff like this, that gives guys the proper motivation to be outright assholes to women.



Jamie Foxx's move was the best I felt this entire e-mail, while being behavior normally you wouldn't promote. The perfect situation that type of attitude is built for.



Because she said "I fucking loved Reservoir Dogs!". He probably wanted to keep the conversation going, not start his masturbation session early.

Good breakdown, and I agree on all points.

 

[tiff]

It's because it's not the same thing. Guy's talk comparatively, is far less motivated. Girls have a different disposition than guys from the start. Girls know guys likes them. That makes guys instantly vulnerable creatures in any type of exchange, the same way a kid with candy is. You can lead them around anyway you please and women do; for attention, for money, for popularity, or just to ridicule.

And I guess girls can't be emotionally taken advantage of by a guy or anything. Because women are smart and men are like dumb little children or something.

It's stuff like this, that gives guys the proper motivation to be outright assholes to women.

lol

 

[akira28]

Bingo. At any rate, this won't really have any effect on Quentin and I expect this stunt to backfire on her for a little while.

Wrong. Quentin will have many many more women wanting him to suck on their toes now. Plus this girl is now officially a whore.

 

[kodecraft]

To add though

I am really not getting the hate here for the girl.

QT could be a creepy multi-millionaire cokehead who’s into weird shit, but don’t feel like you’re saving his feelings by tearing this girl apart.

 

[Chamber]

Probably referring to the fact that he said in an interview that he hooked up with Megan Fox while she was (?) going out with her now husband

And Isabel Lucas when she was with Vinny Chase.

Count me in the camp that thinks both this girl and Shia are douches.

 

[polyh3dron]

Since my aunt-in-law is the person the "Jungle Julia" character from Death Proof was based on (and she was also one of the "chicks with guns" in Jackie Brown), none of this surprises me in the least.

 

[MWS Natural]

whatevs, girth is all that matters anyways :/

Girthy GAF checking in.

keep telling yourself that ya chode

=(

Sort of like Jamie Foxx.

Why would you get married if you are rich, famous and swimming in pussy??

 

[akira28]

To add though

I am really not getting the hate here for the girl.

QT could be a creepy multi-millionaire cokehead who’s into weird shit, but don’t feel like you’re saving his feelings by tearing this girl apart.

it's more her star-fucker-tease-tourist routine I think people are reacting towards. If she never wrote an email about it, we'd all think much more highly of her, believe me. It's women like this who get people in dramatic situations, so he's better off for having handled the situation himself.

 

[Veidt]

Since my aunt-in-law is the person the "Jungle Julia" character from Death Proof was based on (and she was also one of the "chicks with guns" in Jackie Brown), none of this surprises me in the least.

I saw your aunt-in-law last night. When I was watching Jackie Brown? Damn!

 

[coldvein]

toes are kinda nasty..

 

[akira28]

toes are kinda nasty..

http://youtu.be/dueH1o_3rBk

 

[jamallinthesame]

Love me some feet

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Foot thread?!

GO GO GO!

 

[YoungHav]

What did he do?

spilled the beans recently about having the sex with Megan Fox.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

toes are kinda nasty..

well cleanliness is always important in sexual stuff, altho some people like uncleanliness which is ew (no matter what body part...)

theory about a foot fetish actually is kinda interesting one

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_fetishism#Causation

Neurologist Vilayanur S. Ramachandran proposed that foot fetishism is caused by the feet and the genitals occupying adjacent areas of the somatosensory cortex, possibly entailing some neural crosstalk between the two.

 

[J-Rod]

I suspect she would have let him fuck her if that's what he had wanted to do.

 

[jamallinthesame]

 

[enzo_gt]

Feet circlejerk? Okay officially bailing out of this thread for good.

 

[Expendable.]

WHAT HAVE I CREATED?!

 

[kingocfs]

 

[IcyBlueStrawberry]

well cleanliness is always important in sexual stuff, altho some people like uncleanliness which is ew (no matter what body part...)

theory about a foot fetish actually is kinda interesting one

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_fetishism#Causation

Ramachandran was the one who proposed that idea? I never knew. TBH I always assumed the link was made long before 2002.

 

[rvy]

Sort of like Jamie Foxx.

Halle Berry disagrees IIRC.

 

[Chamber]

Man I think a woman should have nice feet but these pics? No.

 

[Degen]

are you bailin'?

like a failin'