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[Acid08]

Young otters love oysters

 

[Lissar]

Yawn, old Law & Order

This would be interesting, but I don't watch it. :s

Young otters love oysters

:O

:O

Otters!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Yes, only live octopi

 

[Professor Beef]

You oughta lick oreos

 

[Lissar]

Yoshi obeys Luigi's orders



*wanted to do a video game one*

 

[Acid08]

Yellow orangutan looks odd

 

[lazybones18]

Yellow Onions Love Openly

 

[Emitan]

I reviewed a thing! A video game thing!

 

[Ashes]

only on gaf.®

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I reviewed a thing! A video game thing!

Oh hey lets read this

Or “Sonic Colours” if you live in a country with a total disregard for ink usage with unnecessary letters.

...I HATE YOU >:C

 

[Emitan]

Please Think Before You Waste Ink

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Please Think Before You Waste Ink

I don't even use that much ink :c

 

[shanshan310]

Or “Sonic Colours” if you live in an awesome country.

I fixed it for you Billie.

 

[Professor Beef]

I fixed it for you Billie.

You broke it!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

You fixed it!

I fixed it for you Beef

 

[Dr.Palutena]

I reviewed a thing! A video game thing!

http://palulupalalace.wordpress.com/ I also reviewed things, my Sonic Colours write up is far shorter and less detailed.

 

[Davedough]

My 9 year old daughter would like to submit the following:

Yummy Oranges Lick Orifices

Yaks Ooze Lactating Octopus

 

[GameplayWhore]

Oh hey lets read this

Or “Sonic Colours” if you live in a country with a total disregard for ink usage with unnecessary letters.

...I HATE YOU >:C

Your hurting this website's American sensibilities. Surely, you meant to say "...I HATE YO >:C"

 

[Emitan]

I actually prefer British spellings

shhhh

 

[Acid08]

My 9 year old daughter would like to submit the following:

Yummy Oranges Lick Orifices

Yaks Ooze Lactating Octopus

Hahahaha, your daughter wins.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

My 9 year old daughter would like to submit the following:

Yummy Oranges Lick Orifices

Yaks Ooze Lactating Octopus

Well, she's definitely your daughter. I was going to ask why she knew the phrase "lick orifices", before I realised that.

 

[Davedough]

Well, she's definitely your daughter. I was going to ask why she knew the phrase "lick orifices", before I realised that.

Truth be told, she didn't know the phrase, but randomly put the words together. When she saw me laugh, she stuck with it.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Truth be told, she didn't know the phrase, but randomly put the words together. When she saw me laugh, she stuck with it.

Impressive.

Also I made this post in the punk thread BUT FUCK IT I'M POSTING HERE TOO BECAUSE IT'S RLY GOOD AND THEY NEED EXPOSURE.

My internet friend's band has put up their new album on Bandcamp.

It's really fucking good

 

[Hawkian]

Can you people imagine the world, the madness that would result, if you could just ask a girl you just met what she was thinking, for real?

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MADNESS?

 

[Emitan]

If you ask me what I'm thinking about its either videogames or boobs

 

[Hawkian]

If only they were all like you, Emilie

 

[Lissar]

Can you people imagine the world, the madness that would result, if you could just ask a girl you just met what she was thinking, for real?

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MADNESS?

A lot of times what I am thinking cannot be put into words. :<


http://whatonearthisyolo.tumblr.com/

More YOLO is at hand!

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Can you people imagine the world, the madness that would result, if you could just ask a girl you just met what she was thinking, for real?

You can't just ask that!?

I think many times you'll get an answer like Lissars, but that doesn't mean you can't ask.

Spoiler:

Spoiler

non-loquacious people sometimes hate being asked that.

A lot of times what I am thinking cannot be put into words. :<


http://whatonearthisyolo.tumblr.com/

More YOLO is at hand!

Yay! Organized labour outlawed!

 

[Emitan]

If only they were all like you, Emilie

You mean if all girls were lesbians? Good luck

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

A lot of times what I am thinking cannot be put into words. :<

Not a girl

Spoiler

I have been told I'm hawt in makeup though

, but a lot of what I think can very easily be put into words, seeing as they are words a lot of the time. It'd just help if someone else could do it 'cause the transportation from brain to mouth just makes my brain go "WHAT?! AARGH DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HELP"

Also: YO! LOser!

 

[Hawkian]

You can't just ask that!?

You can't just ask that of someone you've just met, it's absurd!

You mean if all girls were lesbians? Good luck

Hey not what you said... and since when did thinking about boobs and videogames equate to being a lesbian?

 

[Emitan]

That would make Lissar a lesbian so I guess not

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

You can't just ask that of someone you've just met, it's absurd!

Hmm. I suppose. In university it wasn't much of a problem, which is the era I think of when I think of 'meeting girls'.

 

[Emitan]

If I'm not thinking about games or boobs its probably outer space

 

[Davedough]

That would make Lissar a lesbian so I guess not

Stop making me think about Lissar like that.

 

[Emitan]

Stop making me think about Lissar like that.

Lissars lasers lizards lesbians

She is all the things

 

[Acid08]

I think about booty more than boobs. Mostly I think about cars though.

 

[Hawkian]

Hmm. I suppose. In university it wasn't much of a problem, which is the era I think of when I think of 'meeting girls'.

Certainly wasn't an issue then. This'd be a new employee sitting at the desk next to me.

 

[Davedough]

Certainly wasn't an issue then. This'd be a new employee sitting at the desk next to me.

Tell her you're able to fart the theme to Jaws. Go into detail, "You know, the entire Duuh duh... duuuuuh duh.. dundun dun dun..." and tell her its a skill you picked up as a child. She'll be so intrigued that she'll ask you to demonstrate. Make it overly dramatic and squeeze out a tiny little squeaker and mention "Well, I should at least get an A for effort". You'll both laugh and pretty soon you'll be having drinks together and laughing about the 'good ole times'.

 

[Emitan]

no more fart jokes I had enough last night

 

[Hawkian]

Tell her you're able to fart the theme to Jaws. Go into detail, "You know, the entire Duuh duh... duuuuuh duh.. dundun dun dun..." and tell her its a skill you picked up as a child. She'll be so intrigued that she'll ask you to demonstrate. Make it overly dramatic and squeeze out a tiny little squeaker and mention "Well, I should at least get an A for effort". You'll both laugh and pretty soon you'll be having drinks together and laughing about the 'good ole times'.

That's by far the most practical suggestion I've heard all week.

 

[Professor Beef]

http://whatonearthisyolo.tumblr.com/

More YOLO is at hand!

That orange is so sad.

 

[Davedough]

That's by far the most practical suggestion I've heard all week.

Its a gift, really.

 

[Lissar]

That orange is so sad.

You're the one who made it lack optimism.

 

[Professor Beef]

You're the one who made it lack optimism.

I know, but I didn't think it would look THAT sad!

 

[Emitan]

I know, but I didn't think it would look THAT sad!

You've created a monster

 

[Lissar]

I know, but I didn't think it would look THAT sad!

At least you didn't write Your Oranges Lack Optimism. Then there would have been a bunch of depressed oranges.

 

[Davedough]

Guess What...

 

[Lissar]

I see your chicken butt and raise you a:

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/attachment.php?attachmentid=56575

 

[Emitan]

Oh my