freenudemacusers
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the only thing worse than resident evil is underworld.
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Red Letter Media |OT| of Movies, Murderers, and Pizza Rolls
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Romanes Eunt Domus
omg that version of albert wesker :lololololol
Neuromancer
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I thought the first one was mildly enjoyable.
The church scene with the motorbike and the jumps in 2 is where that series lost me. Horrible, just horrible.
The church scene with the motorbike and the jumps in 2 is where that series lost me. Horrible, just horrible.
Even by stupid action movie standards, the Resident Evil series is pretty deplorable. Milla has no charisma, only being there because her husband likes watching her jump around in skin tight leather (you just know he's banging her in the suit). I don't get what the fans see in her, or the movies in general.
WyndhamPrice
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Mike really starts channeling Rainman at the end of part 2.
Patrick Bateman
Member
Wow, that shower-scene was..well.. entertaining? Weird?
How could the film makers miss THAT?
How could the film makers miss THAT?
Lionel Mandrake
Member
I love Jay's "[incoherent]-... K-mart." Right before losing it again.
If they watched all four back-to-back drinking beer the entire time, they had to have been pretty lit by that point.
Escape Goat
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Despite being an insanely talented Director, Paul WS Anderson isn't the best editor.
PezDispenser
Banned
The way he says "cool" at 12:51 in the second video is really weird
John Rabbit
Banned
holy fuck is rich's laughter grating.
i'm also a firm believer people expect way too much out of the RE films.
i'm also a firm believer people expect way too much out of the RE films.
Adam Scott Aukerman
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Well that's the Earth's inaccuracy quota filled for the week. I hope you're happy.
AdventureRacing
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Enjoyed these 2 reviews. The first RE movie was the only one i enjoyed at all but they're all terrible.
But they say the whole time that they know they're just dumb action movies.
Escape Goat
Member
*bows*
Buckethead
Banned
I'm almost tempted to watch RE3D.
The direction looked so bad. Hilariously bad.
The direction looked so bad. Hilariously bad.
RealDeadOne
Member
The Resident Evil series is astounding to me. They managed to take one of the cheesiest and most terrible plots in all of video games, basically ignore it, and come up with an even worse plot instead.
I just have no idea what they were even thinking, by the third movie they had completely done away with even the bits that were relevant to the games. And in the fourth movie they tried to introduce some elements of the games again, but they chose all of the worst things about them and mixed them with the worst things in the movies.
I heard the new one adds a lot of characters and concepts from the games, but what's even the point now when the terrible OC Alice character takes up most of the screen time anyway.
I just have no idea what they were even thinking, by the third movie they had completely done away with even the bits that were relevant to the games. And in the fourth movie they tried to introduce some elements of the games again, but they chose all of the worst things about them and mixed them with the worst things in the movies.
I heard the new one adds a lot of characters and concepts from the games, but what's even the point now when the terrible OC Alice character takes up most of the screen time anyway.
Escape Goat
Member
Hey, you're not lame space...
Yes I... aren't...
SleepyJohn11
Member
Wow, I've never seen Mike actually laugh, or crack a smile.
It's so awesome that we finally got to see him lose it in the end of Part 1.
The Real Abed
Perma-Junior
I liked when he started talking like a child about how he loved all the expwosions and stuff.
Fox Mulder
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I'm amazed these do well enough to keep shitting them out.
Rich Evans for the next Joker.
Grinchy
Banned
This was one of my favorite episodes in a long time. I am a huge fan of Rich's laugh though. I just also love watching these guys tear apart bad movies (and these look BAD).
When they all start losing it during a Wesker teleportation scene, I was losing it too. And when Mike got to the part of his idea where the series would be on the moon and the zombies would wear space helmets and Milla would break the helmets with her swords, I almost pissed my pants.
When they all start losing it during a Wesker teleportation scene, I was losing it too. And when Mike got to the part of his idea where the series would be on the moon and the zombies would wear space helmets and Milla would break the helmets with her swords, I almost pissed my pants.
So I had a pretty awesome day at work today actually because Rich Evans actually came into the store I work at. At first I wasn't sure it was him, but I asked if he had ever been on the internet, and he said yep he is Rich Evans. It wasn't too surprising, cuz I live in the Milwaukee area which is where they are from, but it was still so cool. He told me he was with Mike and Jay at the restaurant next door. So bummed I couldn't have met them too, but it was still reallly cool to meet Rich.
I shook his hand, and told him I just loved their stuff, and they were all really funny. Loved Rich's laughter during the Resident Evil Marathon, lol. Most people wouldn't know who these guys are I think, but because I get most of my entertainment on the internet, I totally acted like a silly fan.
Anyway, that was the highlight of my day ^_^
I shook his hand, and told him I just loved their stuff, and they were all really funny. Loved Rich's laughter during the Resident Evil Marathon, lol. Most people wouldn't know who these guys are I think, but because I get most of my entertainment on the internet, I totally acted like a silly fan.
Anyway, that was the highlight of my day ^_^
You should have asked him for a picture!
The thought totally did cross my mind, but I was feeling too embarrassed lol
The Real Abed
Perma-Junior
That's awesome. So jealous actually.
sounds more like the wicked witch
Skiptastic
Member
Fuck yes. Watching now.
yes yes yes disgunnabgud
Regulus Tera
Romanes Eunt Domus
Weakest episode in a while, though that probably has to do with me being indifferent to both films.
I was really interested in both films and also thought it was kinda weak. I'm glad they pointed out Jay was buzzed pretty bad, hah.
Also loved the ending at least.
DrForester
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Some, but out of context I don't think they'll give away much.
What about Dredd? i'm very interested in that.
I guess they spoil the ending to Dredd but then again so did the freaking trailer.
Fox Mulder
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but Dredd isn't a piece of shit, even they say so. It's a great action movie with a simple and functional plot. It bombed in theaters though, and is already getting pulled. My 20 screen theater never even showed it in 3d.