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[Wiktor]

Nobody in my family never had even a slighet hint of cancer. Doubt any ammounf of read meat will be able to make one happen for me

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

I am already dead.

 

[WedgeX]

If they found the mechanism that triggers the response, then a way to deactivate it should be a high priority. More meat, more science!

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

Oh yeah okay scientists, we've only been eating red meat for fucking several millenniums.

We were peasants back then. Now we only need the king's meat i.e. chicken.

 

[YoungFa]

Then what about human meat?

 

[akira28]

ok so get me some of that sugar. I'll dip my steaks in it.

 

[shadowsdarknes]

Oh come on. Fuck me.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

 

[witchedwiz]

L'essere red meat?
Doable.. No red meat?
Shit..
Frankly i already risk tumor from so many questionable source that for a tumor to steam from a passion of mine, i consider it a minor loss.. Take passive smoking for example..

 

[studyguy]

The clear answer here is the paint the meat like green or something.
Green = health pickups, we all know this.

 

[Wiktor]

We were peasants back then. Now we only need the king's meat i.e. chicken.

What's the point of eating meat if it has no taste?

 

[Sami+]

Go out deliciously

 

[Stinkles]

Science is dumb

 

[kmax]

Then what about human meat?

 

[funkypie]

At the rate we will evole into cancer.

 

[Jburton]

Hear different line from a different scientist weekly.

Its bad, then it's good and so on.


Drives clicks for stupid websites this kind of nonsense.

 

[GraveRobberX]

Bring on Death, you ain't taking away my Steaks!, FUCK THAT SHIT!

 

[Daingurse]

Lol, fuck me. I'm fucked, love pork and predisposed to cancer anyway.

 

[DigitalRicket]

Eat steak or ground beef like once a month so no worries here. I'll stick to my chicken and sliced ham.

 

[Mechanized]

Eh. I had a good run.

 

[Wilsongt]

Breaking News: Scientist finds yet another thing out of the everything else in the world that gives you cancer. More news at 11.

 

[jett]

In a couple of months drinking water will be giving you cancer according to scientific findings.

 

[Burt]

Yeah this is too perfect to not quote.

 

[cirrhosis]

Shit.

Pork, beef...I can't quit you.

 

[kingwingin]

I'm pretty sure that every living animal on earth would develop cancer if they lived long enough and that stuff like smoking or eating red meat just speeds the process up

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Well I'm fucked. Somebody pass the ribs.

 

[adj_noun]

I'll take my chances.

 

[Freshmaker]

What's considered a safe amount?

IIRC, it's ~4 ounces a week.

 

[ChuyMasta]

Time for a new vaccine that has...the opposite effect of the rest of them! This vaccine will inhibit your inmmune system from reacting, and will turn your kid into a genius!

 

[_woLf]

To me, being able to figure out what sugar causes it means they should be able to find a way to treat it eventually! Then it's beef all day every day for everybody!

 

[fallengorn]

Okay, now where's my sugar-tolerance shot scientists?

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

The #TeamBeef tears in this thread are soo goooood. I have been waiting for this day when their grossness would be proved scientifically. Now that they have been proven wrong scientifically, it is time for #TeamChicken to take their rightful crown.

#TeamLamb and #TeamMutton were always disgusting, don't tell me anyone ever took them seriously, it looks like diarrhea sometimes.

#TeamPorc is the only acceptable red meat team, but even then it's "every now and then" food, y'know? I wouldn't eat it every meal like you can with #TeamChicken.

What's the point of eating meat if it has no taste?

No taste is better than YUCK

 

[dejay]

Better to die on your meat than live on your peas.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

was just about to go out to buy some steak cuts of beef

still going to enjoy it

 

[speculawyer]

OK . . . let's see if I can do this.

I've pretty much eliminated steak. Expensive, not healthy, and causes cancer? No thanks. But I do eat it when I get offered it for free. That should be rare enough to be almost no risk.

I do buy ground beef but I'll eliminate by buying ground turkey instead. Should reduce E. Coli risk as well. They make good burgers, tacos, burritos, etc. My home-made chili is very tasty when made with ground turkey and chicken breasts.



This also has great climate change effects since beef is a very bad industry for the climate.

The occasional fast-food stop will be tough but most places now offer very tasty chicken sandwiches. Love that Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich.


We shouldn't be eating our brother mammals anyway. But poultry? They are dinosaurs . . . literally. Fuck them!

 

[Mohonky]

Living causes cancer.

More at 11.

Pretty much.

Everything gives you cancer if you sit there and do enough research on it.

 

[Loomba]

I'll risk it

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Bodacious]

I had a test in a college English class around 1989 or so, and the professor included this extra credit question: "Who is the lead singer of 10,000 Maniacs?" I had no idea so I answered Charles Bukowski. I got double extra credit LOL.

 

[Amalthea]

It all boils down that each and every human suffers from a disease called 'Deatheritis'.

 

[SlickShoesRUCrazy]

Welp, I had a good run.

 

[djplaeskool]

Going to go pick up some BBQ right now.
Fuck it.

my meat of choice is usually fish or chicken, but damn I love me some red meat.

 

[GraveRobberX]

IIRC, it's ~4 ounces a week.

I have that as a snack... for breakfast...

I'm fucking doomed!

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

I predominantly eat chicken and other poultry so this isn't a particularly huge concern for me.

 

[Original Famous Ray]

No way in hell am I going to stop eating the heavenly gift that is pernil (roasted pork shoulder). Nothing like it especially when the skin is super crispy.

 

[Sai-kun]

Welp. I'm screwed.

I am truly and thoroughly fucked.

 

[Bodacious]

It all boils down that each and every human suffers from a disease called 'Deatheritis'.

My grandfather's wisdom: Almost everyone dies of cardiac arrest.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Even breathing will give you cancer at this point.

 

[StopMakingSense]

I swear one day scientists will say air gives you cancer, it really does seem nowadays like everything gives you it according to some of them.

Let me tell you a little about something I like to call oxygen...

 

[ffdgh]

...Why must the "bad" things taste so good.