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[ZOONAMI]

So, like, if this is true... what are the possible things that could happen?

Very Unlikely - Obama invalidates election results, declares martial law, resigns, installs Biden as President until next elections can be arranged.

Unlikely - Trump impeached sometime after inauguration, Pence installed as President

Unlikely - Trump impeached sometime after inauguration, Pence not allowed in succession because he was part of ticket while Russian collusion was happening. Paul Ryan presidency.

Most likely - Trump is president for some length of time, potentially for 4 years, unless some other scandal arises that results in impeachment.

If this is verified though I do not see how Trump/Pence can win reelection in 4 years (they would have to have insane balls to even run again and I don't see how the GOP establishment would even allow it, they will literally pay them $ to not run again), so at the very least we may get that result out of this.

McCain a national hero in the history books forever regardless if this is true.

 

[Gutek]

Don't post sextapes on GAF.

 

[ratcliffja]

Carl crushin two
McCain getting the ultimate revenge



You're in trouble

Now you're stealing urine trouble from me. How the mini have fallen.

 

[Killer Queen]

So, like, if this is true... what are the possible things that could happen?

Impeachment and Trump and his brand, legacy, family get immolated along with those that associated with him

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Ehh. NVM

 

[smokeymicpot]

Carl crushin two
McCain getting the ultimate revenge



You're in trouble

That is my favorite part about this. McCain with the fuck you.

 

[RustyNails]

My only fear is the Trump surrogates destroying their hard drives and computers right now in fear of getting subpoena'ed. How would that play out?

 

[wrestleman]

I don't see a California tag there either.

Am I really supposed to believe someone in his position couldn't get from the US, to Prague, have a meeting, and fly back within a four-day gap? I get that it's a long flight and for a civilian would involve a lot of connections, but for someone with Trump's money behind him and likely access to private jets?

It's not like he was there for a vacation (if he was there.)

 

[SoulUnison]

????

"???," indeed.

 

[Teggy]

Lolz

45m
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ATTENTION:
We are offering up to $1-million for exclusive rights to the FSB tapes of Donald Trump's

I can't believe Trump and his supporters are using the hashtag #fakenews. Is this real life?

 

[BlueTsunami]

Someone needs to caption in

"What a mess!"

Which is what he's saying at the end

 

[whitemex88]

I'm more curious to see how long people can keep pretending that things like this don't matter. I foresee a big push to just brush this under the rug along with everything else.

I've already read Facebook post still talking about Hillary's E-mails and screwing Bernie over like any of that shit even matter in comparison to this shit

 

[SpaceWolf]

Yoooo!

 

[MMarston]

DON LEMON BRINGING UP PISS

CNN says they couldn't completely verify everything so they held onto the document for now

Then Buzzfeed went ROGUE ONE

A rebellion built on pee.

 

[poppedcollar69]

let he who never hired a bunch of prostitutes to pee on his political nemesis's bed cast the first stone

 

[krackerjack]

Dude, nothing's gonna happen. Make sure to get out and vote in 2018.

This. All of this is unfortunately only going to make opponents of Trump that much angrier the day he is sworn in.

 

[ratcliffja]

My only fear is the Trump surrogates destroying their hard drives and computers right now in fear of getting subpoena'ed. How would that play out?

With great irony and hypocrisy.

 

[CrispyBoar]

No way Pence becomes president. Everyone involved with the Trump campaign is compromised including Pence, Bannon and Conway.

This. It won't just affect Trump. It'll effect everybody.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

That's assuming anybody in the Republican controlled government does anything about it though right?

I dont think so. Thst's impeachment. Trump isnt president yet.

 

[Mawnster]

Wouldnt be the first time Trump left unwanted P.P somewhere Obama slept.

You guys are killing me with these puns, roflmao.

 

[NYR]

Why is John McCain getting kudos?

 

[Ac30]

Trump and Pence both being impeached would lead to Speaker of the House Paul Ryan as president.

He's spineless and has no charisma, perfect for 2020. He's also not entirely insane.

 

[smokeymicpot]

let he who never hired a bunch of prostitutes to pee on his political nemesis's bed cast the first stone

Same day they shut down backpage as well.

 

[Vixdean]

What, did people expect Cohen to confirm it was true? This is high fucking treason, of course he's emphatically denying it. Remember this is the "sez who? which polls?" guy.

 

[BronsonLee]

Carl not speculating on the ramifications of this but he says he knows how crazy it can be

Now you're stealing urine trouble from me. How the mini have fallen.

It's mine now, I Apple'd it

That is my favorite part about this. McCain with the fuck you.

It's funny to me how they probably could've hid McCain's involvement but he clearly doesn't give one fucking iota

 

[wesleyshark]

Why is John Macain getting kudos?

Because he's an American Hero

 

[PopeReal]

I like how the same people who believe that Hillary is a demon, that Obama is a scary radical Muslim terrorist, that Obamacare includes death camps for the elderly.....

don't believe this and are throwing a fit.

 

[JustenP88]

CNN is reporting they confirmed Trump was presented with this info

And KellyAnne said on Seth Myers that they hadn't. Lol

 

[rjinaz]

Hilarious. Full video with sound is funnier though, especially since at the start he gives the go ahead to the "ladies".

 

[freenudemacusers]

i thought the comparison was appropriate because:
1) trump frequently and at great length expounds on the influence his father had on him; he was in many senses the golden boy, groomed from early age for success and power. another word for golden boy is "boy king". "anointed" is another word for someone poised and groomed for success.
2) trump was elected in part thanks to supporters who create hagiographic images of him, including those of him with a halo around his head, and refer to him as a king, emperor, or god.
3) trump crassly embraces performative christianity for votes despite not apparently having any sincere engagement with faith; he is ultimately sacrilegious to an extreme. his personal brand is all about mammon, money, excess, and commercialism.
4) this is a thread about how trump likes being dunked in piss (or just watching people piss, it's unclear from context)
5) despite the fact that the real story here is Russian intelligence helping Trump's campaign and attempting to get leverage on him to manipulate him, the sensational distraction is the getting dunked in piss

the artwork piss christ is a statement about the commercialization and commodification of christianity, as well as the hysteria surrounding icons and images. this fits in very well with who trump is, as above. also it's art of jesus being dunked in piss and we don't often have threads about people getting dunked in piss.

to the extent that piss christ was read as provocative and anti-christian, i feel the comparison is directly relevant, because any christian should surely be mortified by the behaviour discussed here; which is the graver threat to christianity? a piece of art that, at worst, disrespects plastic jesus, or a living icon to everything christianity ought guard against?

i actually honestly thought the post and the parallels would be obvious

But you posted this on a forum that can't read past titles.

 

[Host Samurai]

#TrumpForPrison2017

 

[Zubz]

The thing I'm most terrified about is that the Republican-dominated government won't impeach Trump & all involved no matter how deep this rabbit hole goes.

... And it's already gone past the point of "everyone involved should be jailed."

 

[Raxus]

Trump loves gold so it only makes sense he would love golden showers.

 

[zethren]

This story is not going away.

It certainly isn't.

"There are going to be major congressional hearings on this."

 

[NYR]

Because he's an American Hero

I mean specifically in the context of this thread and story, I don't understand.

 

[kingocfs]

NOOOOOOOO

 

[Finale Fireworker]

welcome to n e o g a f d o t c o m

Ah, Fountain. That takes me back.

 

[Adaren]

Why is John McCain getting kudos?

He's said to have brought the report to Comey (FBI) personally.

 

[DoubleYou]

 

[Syncytia]

My only fear is the Trump surrogates destroying their hard drives and computers right now in fear of getting subpoena'ed. How would that play out?

You mean with a cloth or something?

 

[Superblatt]

Why is John Macain getting kudos?

McCain got the report from an MI6 agent and personally met with Comey to give it to him. McCain is the real deal -- let's see how this plays out.

 

[icespide]

DON LEMON BRINGING UP PISS

CNN says they couldn't completely verify everything so they held onto the document for now

Then Buzzfeed went ROGUE ONE

This is a rebellion isn't it? I rebel (pee on people I dunno)

 

[kevin1025]

A rebellion built on pee.

Save the rebellion, save the pee!

 

[Cyan]

another anointed boy king once got dunked in piss

RIP blame space, permed for our sins.

 

[marrec]

welcome to n e o g a f d o t c o m

This will go unnoticed but this is such a good meta joke.

 

[RedAssedApe]

i so want cohen to bust out another says who

 

[Kayhan]

This footage has been shopped. I can tell from the yellow pixels.

 

[ratcliffja]

I mean specifically in the context of this thread and story, I don't understand.

According to some reports, he was the one who passed this info on to the FBI.

 

[BronsonLee]

He's said to have brought the report to Comey (FBI) personally.

He dropped off the document and then dropped Comey

 

[More_Badass]

Holy shit, wow. Just caught up

I'm assuming it's fake until otherwise, mainly because I don't want to get any hopes up and then crushed like every other time.

What evidence is there giving this any validity?