Rien
Jelly Belly
Something about this story just seems fake...
Guy says lets go sort this outside with a fist fight
He agrees and goes to an empty parking lot with no witnesses
Becomes shocked that person is trying to punch and hurt him in a fist fight
Refuses to fight back because self defense "looks bad"
Calls cops
Cops arrive but other person says they didn't fight
OP somehow has no proof that a fight took place besides a limp after the other person "Puched, slapped, kicked, etc." to him but apparently let no marks or swelling or anything visible????
Cops shrug shoulders and say maybe next week they'll call him to figure out what to do next
Forgot that the only reason he didn't beat the guy's ass is because he's afraid of the law but then immediately called the police........
Wow dude is almost 50 years old too, and went apeshit about someone's grammar even though he "really doesn't care about people's grammar and enjoys slang".
Yeah it’s a mildly amusing story but full of plotholes.