Okay, I've played four hours and only gotten the dog whistle so far. Thing is, my save file probably reads an hour at the most.
This has to be one of the most frustrating games I've ever played in ages, and I'm not sure how much fun I'm having. I have no idea where I'm going, zombies are a pain in the ass to avoid when there are 3 in one hallway/section (hallway to first save room and right outside it), and the tank controls (which are the better choice for a game with this type of camera) are killing me. It's like I have a mental block about navigating from the character's perspective.
It's the trial-and-error nature that's really getting to me. If I went to place B first, then my life would've been 10000x easier, and I wouldn't have these items cluttering up my inventory, preventing me from picking up actually useful items. It takes a lot of my patience to run around the mansion going through random doors, picking up random items that I may or may not need, while using up all my defense items or dying along the way.
It's not that REmake is a bad game - it's not, and I can recognize why it's a great one - but it comes from an era that I'm frankly happy we left behind. With the limited amount of time I have to play games, I feel like I need that time rewarded with a reasonable degree of progress, and as shallow as that may sound, it's become important to my enjoyment. That said, I have a ton of respect for those who can enjoy this kind of oldschool challenge.
One last note - oddly enough, I'm not finding REmake scary in the least, although I'm usually a wuss when it comes to horror games. I'm feeling the atmosphere, but the loading messages of "In the darkness lies your fears" make me giggle more than anything else.