Returnal Review Thread (PS5)

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SlimySnake said:
Era thread locked. They are gonna ban everyone who disagreed with her.

Please gaf mods, don't ever turn into era mods.
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Brother, let me tell you, I am just about done with that place. Even if you respectfully disagree and try to keep peace its F OFF or you're cancelled. There's no wiggle room for any kind of disagreement and honestly, that place is lost to me.

It's one of the things that pushed me to coming here. I don't care which side or affiliation you hold, if we can't have productive debate and adult discussion in a respectful manner, what the hell are we doing.

Let's have fun and agree to disagree because we all have our beliefs and just want a place to wind down and not get pulled into stupid politics and people telling you how you should think/feel.
 
Ass of Can Whooping said:
Never would have guessed a Returnal review thread of all games would provide so much entertainment lol
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It's got to the point where I read the review threads to see people highlighting the nonsense that these nutjob "journalists" come up with.

Sometimes that in itself is more entertainment than the game ever would be.
 
Poor Grubb, only had 15 seconds of fame before an indigenous he/she/they non bi plu queer do la fa mi do stole his spotlight.

They already eating themselves over it at purple.
 
Imru' al-Qays said:
You should lose progress because you fucked up not because needed to go to sleep or take care of your screaming baby and your system decided to reboot
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i get what you mean. what im say is just plan ahead. if are going to sleep you know when to stop. for what i heard you die a lot in this game, at some point you'll be like yeah that's enough. you can pause the game to take care of your child and if the system decides to reboot tough luck.
what im saying is not hard to get where you were in rogue games at least in this one you don't have to fight the same bosses like in hades.

your complaints are valid. I'm just throwing my opinion out there

KingT731 said:
Man that chick posted that review and then promptly got roasted, blocked a ton of people and rage quit twitter.
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shelll be back.
 
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DeepEnigma said:
Threw a long time friend under the bus for the virtual cult of ideology, his crew basically told everyone who did not vote their way to fuck off and stop viewing their content, all while they acted like an arm of a political party around election time. He's the embodiment of unfunny cringy pasty male. Snake.

Just talk about vidya, you doofy bubble living clowns.
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I honestly don't know anything about that, probably they were a mismatch and shouldn't be working in the same company. I've heard him on occasion and sure enough the dude was that guy in school, he's a bit off putting, but his coverage ain't bad.

So... kindly take a step back and leave bitch tits alone, he's mine.

 
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Weird how some of the reviews are suggesting the game needs a Quick Resume option. Pretty good scores though! Will pick it up in the future!
 
Thirty7ven said:
I honestly don't know anything about that, probably they were a mismatch and shouldn't be working in the same company. I've heard him on occasion and sure enough the dude was that guy in school, he's a bit off putting, but his coverage ain't bad.

So... kindly take a step back and leave bitch tits alone, he's mine.
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RoadHazard said:
I've gotta say that the not being able to save sounds really dumb. I mean saving and quitting like in Souls, so you can't abuse it. I can't think of any reason why that would detract from the experience.
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Pretty much. I don't know who on the dev team thought that was a good idea. The whole point of rougelike is quick-runs-one more run. 2 hours in one sitting with no save is a big time investment.
 
I don't know how to feel about this game. I absolutely loathe... loathe roguelikes and for some reason I expected this to be different than the traditional roguelike. Checking out some of the reviews though it looks like a super well made game that likely won't be for me, but I'm going to at least give it a shot first and see how it goes.
 
Posting in Era as of recent is like walking in a minefield. It is tiring to have to read and reread what you are about to post so many times because of the potential of accidentally offending someone.
 
GHG said:
And now they want to ban review threads entirely.

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Get ready for a influx of new users. Even one of the mods thought her random injection of democrat comparisons was out of nowhere and felt just so random. Like I understand the idea of talking about how a game makes you feel/think in the moment. But what part of the game makes it political?

Not even her comparison makes any sense. And then because someone like colin who actually was a journalist, and studies the industry probably thought it was out of place as well. He brought light to how obsured it is, and unfortunately not everyone 's twitter followers on twitter can be civil in discussion something and dog pile her in how off putting her review was.

To me if you need to block people, block them, but if someone literally gives you any critique you need to take it with a pinch of humility. No one deserves to get dogpiled and treated like shit regardless of what they wrote. but know that if legitimate critiques happen you should at least give them a listen if the person read your entire review.

But god, resetera is on another downward slop, and their reactions even their pro trans users were kind of scratching their heads and mods want to shut it all down.

Hilarious, jesus I pray for when Hogwarts game comes out. That place will not survive.
 
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