Rihanna to be drawn, quartered by FIFA for touching sacred World Cup Trophy (replica)

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Slayven said:
Meanwhile at the Stanley Cup

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Little does that girl know that people have pissed and puked into that cup.
 
xbhaskarx said:
1. The World Cup trophy weighs 6.2 kg (13.6 lb) and is made of 5 kg (11 lb) of 18 carat gold... hell the winner only gets a replica. The estimated value is over $10 million: World Cup trophy worth over US $10 million
2. It's a one of a kind work of art created by an Italian sculptor.
3. It's the most prestigious, coveted, and recognizable trophy in the world, over 200 countries compete for it every four years.

And of course the original World Cup trophy, the Jules Rimet, was stolen in 1983 and never recovered (and that was just gold plated sterling silver)... and that was after it had been stolen once already in 1966, and after Hitler tried to get it during WW2, so maybe they're trying to be a little more vigilant with the 11lb gold one...
ESPN: Mysteries of the Jules Rimet Trophy

It's not some cheap tin pot that Canadians and a few Northern/Eastern Europoeans care about like the Stanley Cup that some people here are comparing it to... that is just ridiculous.
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All the more reason hold it given the chance!
 
CoolOff said:
Using Grammy awards as something that correlates with talent. D:
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I should take your opinion over that of the grammy committee?
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The people in this thread are sad. She's been called a whore, having aids, a coke head, and all because of what? She's a girl that no one in this thread will ever get? She's a girl that even on your best day you could never pull? You all say this while hugging your anime pillows and reading hentai to fill the empty space in your heart cause you're gonna die alone? Fuck outta here, get into grammy award winning album Unapologetic.
 
I'm glad I don't have to jump through hoops delegitimizing the most important and sought after accolade in music since my fave has 7 of them!
 
For FIFA this is a convenient distraction from the talk about referees, interpretation of rules and the want for video evidence. They didn't set it up as such of course, but since it's Rihanna who's involved news like that can go viral and dominate other news, or at least overshadow it. Besides, blame whoever let her touch it. That being said, i would let her touch mine.
 
DarkFlow said:
Nope, some people in this thread treat this thing as a holy icon. I'm surprised they even look at it.
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I don't understand why some people are acting like this is a foreign/alien tradition. If you don't think a sporting trophy warrants observing customs, I totally understand that, but lets not pretend similar requests and etiquettes haven't been observed all around the world since forever both in life and fiction.

Off the top of my head, you have western mythology stories based on hammers reserved only for the person who's worthy, you have a sword which can only be retrieved by a single person, there are eastern cultures who give daggers and necklaces as coming-of-age gifts meant to only ever be touched by that child. It's common as fuck.

This isn't something abnormal or exclusive to football.
 
What if Rihanna came to your house and took one of your original mint condition action figures out of the box? How'd that make you feel GAF?
 
DMeisterJ said:
I should take your opinion over that of the grammy committee?
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The people in this thread are sad. She's been called a whore, having aids, a coke head, and all because of what? She's a girl that no one in this thread will ever get? She's a girl that even on your best day you could never pull? You all say this while hugging your anime pillows and reading hentai to fill the empty space in your heart cause you're gonna die alone? Fuck outta here, get into grammy award winning album Unapologetic.
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OMG don't hold back
 
Slayven said:
Meanwhile at the Stanley Cup

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I know this thing is cleaned out but Ba Ba Booey took a shit in this, as others probably have. I'm sure there are other bodily fluids in there.

And fuck FIFA. An organization as corrupt as them doesn't get to call out anyone for breaking the rules.
 
Get over yourself FIFA. Who gives a shit that she touched it.

"Oh my, someone who's not part of our super secret little pact touched the Almighty Holy Cup. BURN THAT WITCH"
 
So, what about the people that create the trophy? Or carry it around? Who gives a crap who touches it.
 
Barbadian Queen.

Her World Cup commentary on Twitter was everything, she deserves to hold the trophy just for that.

Anything to distract from the industrialist corruption at the top of FIFA, hmm? Just more evidence of their dislike for the common folk.
 
You guys realise that FIFA haven't even acknowledged this, let alone complained, right?

A website is just reporting on the fact the German team broke etiquette by letting her hold it. That's all. There are no 'rules' to break.
 
I'm surprised they allowed them to party with the real thing. After lifting the cup I would have expected them to replace the genuine cup with a replica before sending them off on their way.
 
This chick is weird, in the oprah interview she
Fronted all fake Shy and what not, specially when she was said to be a girl that is always
Horny and probably has extreme sex.

Then you see her basically pussy spread up ass naked On a magazine shoot?, remember that?. Who exactly is this chick?
 
Joeki11a said:
This chick is weird, in the oprah interview she
Fronted all fake Shy and what not, specially when she was said to be a girl that is always
Horny and probably has extreme sex.

Then you see her basically pussy spread up ass naked On a magazine shoot?, remember that?. Who exactly is this chick?
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This post fills me with delight for all the wrong reasons.
 
Oh oh.

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This may as well just be the replica, but did Rihanna really touch the real thing? I don't know.
 
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