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Rise of Skywalker premiere press impressions are streaming in

Manus

Member
I mean I'm not surprised. Star Wars is not a good film series. Empire is the only exception.

Thank God for The Mandalorian for the risk they are actually taking with it.
 
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Dabaus

Banned
“Mary Sue and her merry band of diversity hires and other losers take down pawpaw nazi patriarchy avatar in a thrilling adventure where nothing happens and your left feeling more empty inside after you saw it than before. Find out what happens when sjw social concerns and your favorite sci movies from your childhood collide to create a mish mash of uninteresting characters while retroactively destroying ones your love.”

And im old enough to remember when the same people ripping on this movie said that if didnt love the last jedi you had to be a russian troll or asset.
 
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#Phonepunk#

Banned
I mean I'm not surprised. Star Wars is not a good film series. Empire is the only exception.
don't discount the first Star Wars, it single handedly saved the movie industry with zero hype. not Star Wars fans. not nerd culture. just regular people in the 1970s. it was a massive success. it won academy awards. it was a big deal.

Empire is a work of art, i'll grant you that, but the first film gets overlooked way too often.
 
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Not really a fan of The Mandalorian so far, Baby Yoda aside. Incompetent protagonists typically aren't my thing though.

Incompetent is the last thing Mando is.

The show is excellent and the redditors calling it a horrible Saturday morning cartoon are idiots who can't handle episodic storytelling.

It's the Star Wars we should have been getting since 2015.
 
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EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
All of them are free on Disney+?

Yeah.

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#Phonepunk#

Banned
you can buy the pre-SE OT for $3 total at a thrift store. VHS tapes are still out there, at pretty much every thrift/antique store ever, and usually cost like $1 per tape. you can probably score the PT also.
 
But I sat through two of his Star Trek films LOL they were total trash. To the point where I didn’t bother with the third even tho I hear it got good reviews.

I thought the first two Nu Trek films were shit that walked itself all over the living room carpet of Roddenberry's ST.

Loved the third one though. Felt like Star Trek again. Yeah yeah, there's about 30 seconds of Sulu meeting his fella and their kid, but whatever, it didn't stick out within the context of the world. Characters were on point and no "magic universe making everything work out for the Star Trek gang" crap going on. It was fun.

Give it a shot expecting an action Star Trek movie that doesn't take itself too seriously, while not making a joke of the idea behind ST itself, and you might just enjoy it.
 

#Phonepunk#

Banned
I thought the first two Nu Trek films were shit that walked itself all over the living room carpet of Roddenberry's ST.

Loved the third one though. Felt like Star Trek again. Yeah yeah, there's about 30 seconds of Sulu meeting his fella and their kid, but whatever, it didn't stick out within the context of the world. Characters were on point and no "magic universe making everything work out for the Star Trek gang" crap going on. It was fun.

Give it a shot expecting an action Star Trek movie that doesn't take itself too seriously, while not making a joke of the idea behind ST itself, and you might just enjoy it.
Oh I will see it some day. I love Trek it has long had many different forms so u can dive in and out at your leisure. Star Wars they are always trying to sell as this monolithic serious myth. SW is linear, ST is nonlinear.

Into Darkness was just so terrible. I love Wrath of Khan and consider it one of the best sci fi films of all so this was like a really lame copy of it with all the fun drained out and intense stupidity added.
Them finding the death curing tribble (I member!) and injecting that blood into a human to bring someone back to life, CURING DEATH,
I was like, you have to be shitting me, this is the dumbest thing imaginable. Guessing they ignore that thread entirely in the third? It’s an impossible plot point that would forever change life as we know it u kinda have to ignore it ever happened. ROS sounds like it is suffering from the same stupidity.
 
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Also what was the third one, AStar Gate? I think those were the big 3 space series, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Star Gate, but I swear there was a fourth one.
 

zeorhymer

Member
Also what was the third one, AStar Gate? I think those were the big 3 space series, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Star Gate, but I swear there was a fourth one.
Babylon 5 was space series for a bit. Battlestar Galactica was another one. I honestly don't recall any other space opera type shows.
 
Babylon 5 was space series for a bit. Battlestar Galactica was another one. I honestly don't recall any other space opera type shows.

I recall there being another Star something movie or show that was popular. I know it was Star Wars, Star Trek, Star Gate, and then Star something else but I can't wrap my head over what it was. Damnit.
 
I'm pretty bitter about the reports that Disney just botched most of the story from George Lucas. At least they should've kept the main outline of the story intact, but they pretty much changed everything about it.

Wishing someone will make a Lucas version of episode 7-9 in animation form, or comic, or something
 

gatti-man

Member
I’m really worried I’m not going to like this film. First impressions like this usually point to a dumpster fire of a film.
That being said if I can enjoy the prequels I can enjoy pretty much anything so I’m sure ill be fine.
 
Come on nerds I need your help.

There is Star Wars, Star Trek, Star Gate, and one other Star something, I know one of you pointdexters know what the fourth one is, it's driving me crazy.
 

Shantae

Banned
Bunch of lies!!


Ya know what's kinda disgusting about what Kathleen Kennedy has done to Star Wars...she was supposedly so close with Speilberg, worked with him for decades. George Lucas was one of Speilberg's friends for all those decades. Kennedy takes over Lucas's legacy, and fucks it up beyond repair. What an piece of shit person she is if all she cares about is fucking up a man's legacy like that, and forcing it to be something she wanted. Especially when it belonged to someone whom she was close with.
 
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gatti-man

Member
Ya know what's kinda disgusting about what Kathleen Kennedy has done to Star Wars...she was supposedly so close with Speilberg, worked with him for decades. George Lucas was one of Speilberg's friends for all those decades. Kennedy takes over Lucas's legacy, and fucks it up beyond repair. What an piece of shit person she is if all she cares about is fucking up a man's legacy like that, and forcing it to be something she wanted. Especially when it belonged to someone whom she was close with.
I doubt her intention was to completely fuck up Star Wars. Even Lucas said he had plans for a changed Skywalker.

Disney fucked up by treating Star Wars like Pirates of the Caribbean and not like it’s Marvel properties.

Character development is important and universe continuity is what keeps audiences engaged. And instead of recognizing their mistakes they blame it on IP fatigue which is nonsense.
 

#Phonepunk#

Banned
Yesh that Lucas interview is insane. Right away he says “we have films, we have comics, we have a treasure trove of stories” completely flies in the face of her bold faced lie that they had no source material to work from

Interestingly Chris Terrio was asked if he had read the Lucas drafts and there was a long pause and he diverted to talking about reading rough drafts of the OT he found on the internet. I wonder what the official policy on the Lucas sequel outlines was.
 
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shoplifter

Member
Yesh that Lucas interview is insane. Right away he says “we have films, we have comics, we have a treasure trove of stories” completely flies in the face of her bold faced lie that they had no source material to work from

Can’t have source material if you decanonize the entire EU
 

gatti-man

Member
Yesh that Lucas interview is insane. Right away he says “we have films, we have comics, we have a treasure trove of stories” completely flies in the face of her bold faced lie that they had no source material to work from

Interestingly Chris Terrio was asked if he had read the Lucas drafts and there was a long pause and he diverted to talking about reading roughy drafts of the OT he found on the internet. I wonder what the official policy on his drafts were. Likely they wanted to not use them so they could retain total control over the content.
That was the titanic unimaginably huge fuck up. Entirely throwing out the EU was the stupidest thing they could have done when you have fleshed our character and storylines to easily refine and put on screen. Rewriting and refining stories is far easier than making shit up from scratch. Which is now her excuse for being a failure. That authentic stories are too hard....
 

Shantae

Banned
I doubt her intention was to completely fuck up Star Wars. Even Lucas said he had plans for a changed Skywalker.

Disney fucked up by treating Star Wars like Pirates of the Caribbean and not like it’s Marvel properties.

Character development is important and universe continuity is what keeps audiences engaged. And instead of recognizing their mistakes they blame it on IP fatigue which is nonsense.

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I don't know, but this fucking always tells me that she basically had an agenda. She didn't care about what George had done with the series, nor did she have any intention of respecting it.

I'm not gonna say that Star Wars was for men, or that it had to be for men, and to keep my women out of it, but the way they went about it was completely uncalled for and fucked up.

You have a brand that was basically marketed to young boys for decades, and when boys ended up liking Star Wars a lot, why the hell tell them that they are not wanted anymore? It's like if Mattel took Barbie and decided to say we're changing our focus to mostly Ken dolls. It's just weird that what was basically a toy brand pushed towards boys, once bought by Disney started telling boys that they were in the wrong for keeping it away from girls or something. I dunno, it's just a completely fucking stupid situation which wasn't created by the fans at all, if anything, it was the franchise's own marketing that made it seem male dominated.
 
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Ya know what's kinda disgusting about what Kathleen Kennedy has done to Star Wars...she was supposedly so close with Speilberg, worked with him for decades. George Lucas was one of Speilberg's friends for all those decades. Kennedy takes over Lucas's legacy, and fucks it up beyond repair. What an piece of shit person she is if all she cares about is fucking up a man's legacy like that, and forcing it to be something she wanted. Especially when it belonged to someone whom she was close with.

yeah and she goes in hiding whenever a new star wars film hits.
 
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