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Rob Ford ctd: Ford rehab, Star posts swinging/racist/drunk driving/violent/drug story

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Heshinsi

"playing" dumb? unpossible
Harper did a pretty spectacular political assassination of Ignatieff. He had attack ads ready to go the day that guy was elected as leader of the Liberal Party, and the public bought right into it.
"He's Only Visiting."

He's been trying to do it again to Justin Trudeau, but I think people have caught on to his tactics this time.

I swear. Harper is like Putin, if Putin didn't have any actual power.

Harper is a piece of shit. He's also a major egotistic fuckturd. He even renamed the Government of Canada to the Harper Government. How do people not realize this guy is power tripping like a madman?
 

jstripes

Banned
Oh, also, if you read the article, it looks like Children's Aid has finally removed Rob Ford's kids from his household. They've kept that nice and quiet.

Harper is a piece of shit. He's also a major egotistic fuckturd. He even renamed the Government of Canada to the Harper Government. How do people not realize this guy is power tripping like a madman?

I was talking with someone about this all yesterday, and I can virtually guarantee that Harper is going to step down as PM before the next election. If he knows he's going to lose, he's going to let someone else take the fall in his place.
 

Heshinsi

"playing" dumb? unpossible
Oh, also, if you read the article, it looks like Children's Aid has finally removed Rob Ford's kids from his household. They've kept that nice and quiet.



I was talking with someone about this all yesterday, and I can virtually guarantee that Harper is going to step down as PM before the next election. If he knows he's going to lose, he's going to let someone else take the fall in his place.

No, he's going to pull a Mulroney? Lol That guy was a G though. In one move he both made Canadian history, and then effectively snatched that dream away.
 

Boogie

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Ford drunk driving and being tailed by cops with no outcome.

Yup.

He found a cheat code.

Just because Ford said he was being tailed by cops when he was wasted, doesn't make it true. He was probably paranoid as hell due to being wasted and was imagining it.
 

LQX

Member
I think Ford gives the US a free pass from ever being looked down by Canadians. No fucking way this guy would still be in any sort of politics if in the US.

Also, I think because he looks like a "jolly" guy many are doing more laughing than condemning.
 

Oppo

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Is this what happens the next time one of Ford's "friends" crosses him?

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Not a particularly big chance, but a glimmer.

But in a city like Toronto, where the Leafs can regularly "snatch defeat from the jaws of victory", that's enough.

I know people working in a couple of mayoral campaigns and they say his core support is bafflingly strong. Like, model-breakingly strong. None of them can figure it out. There's a stronger thing at play that Ford has unwittingly tapped into. And I really hope it's not suburban "fuck the downtown" sentiment.
 
I know people working in a couple of mayoral campaigns and they say his core support is bafflingly strong. Like, model-breakingly strong. None of them can figure it out. There's a stronger thing at play that Ford has unwittingly tapped into. And I really hope it's not suburban "fuck the downtown" sentiment.

His numbers are finally dropping like a rock though.
 

gabbo

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I know people working in a couple of mayoral campaigns and they say his core support is bafflingly strong. Like, model-breakingly strong. None of them can figure it out. There's a stronger thing at play that Ford has unwittingly tapped into. And I really hope it's not suburban "fuck the downtown" sentiment.

That's a big part of it, those 'downtown elites' and their ivory towers/millions.
 

Fuzzy

I would bang a hot farmer!
Just because Ford said he was being tailed by cops when he was wasted, doesn't make it true. He was probably paranoid as hell due to being wasted and was imagining it.
I see you trying to deflect. Boogie in Ford's pocket confirmed. :p
 

jstripes

Banned
No, he's going to pull a Mulroney? Lol That guy was a G though. In one move he both made Canadian history, and then effectively snatched that dream away.

A Mulroney, a Harris, whatever you wanna call it. It seems to be the Conservative thing to do. "We're gonna lose? I've gotta keep my pride. Laterz."

That's a big part of it, those 'downtown elites' and their ivory towers/millions.

Unfortunately, Tory and Chow fall into their "elite" narrative.

But then again, from what I've pieced together, the definition of "elite" is "graduated university".
 
It's fucking sad and pathetic that he's only getting help now that he's been caught red-handed. If there was no video or audio, just a story by a reporter, he'd be his usual bullshitter self.

We have an entire culture that just laughed at this addiction and turned him into some infamous pseudo-celebrity. He was never gonna get treatment while he was high off that attention.

Hopefully that's changed.
 

gabbo

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A Mulroney, a Harris, whatever you wanna call it. It seems to be the Conservative thing to do. "We're gonna lose? I've gotta keep my pride. Laterz."



Unfortunately, Tory and Chow fall into their "elite" narrative.

But then again, from what I've pieced together, the definition of "elite" is "graduated university".

Rob Ford falls into his own definition because his family is fucking loaded. He may be dumb as a bag of hammers, but he's no common man either.
 

jstripes

Banned
Rob Ford falls into his own definition because his family is fucking loaded. He may be dumb as a bag of hammers, but he's no common man either.

It's awful. He presents himself as "Joe Six Pack", and his supporters eat it up. But in reality he's got millions and has never had to work an actual day in his life. (His role at Deco was pretty much just signing cheques.)
 
The fact that we even give this guy attention proves that the idiocracy has arrived in full. We celebrate buffoons and the truly unremarkable. I mean fuck this guy. Cut him loose. Why give him the headlines?
 

Pakkidis

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The fact that we even give this guy attention proves that the idiocracy has arrived in full. We celebrate buffoons and the truly unremarkable. I mean fuck this guy. Cut him loose. Why give him the headlines?

Ratings. Besides, although no one wants to admit it, everybody loves a train wreck. In some regards we really are at the bottom of society when it comes to these things. Social media hasn't helped either.
 
The fact that we even give this guy attention proves that the idiocracy has arrived in full. We celebrate buffoons and the truly unremarkable. I mean fuck this guy. Cut him loose. Why give him the headlines?

Because the only real chance he has of getting away with it and being elected again is the story going away.
 

Oppo

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In a twisted way, I almost want some sort of real emergency to happen with the city. I feel like he's gotten off easy partically due to the fact that there hasn't been any real major city event that required leadership, beyond a nastier than usual winter. If we had another SARS thing or something with actual consequences happening, that I think the council would sack up and just toss him. Somehow.
 

Daft_Cat

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In a twisted way, I almost want some sort of real emergency to happen with the city. I feel like he's gotten off easy partically due to the fact that there hasn't been any real major city event that required leadership, beyond a nastier than usual winter. If we had another SARS thing or something with actual consequences happening, that I think the council would sack up and just toss him. Somehow.

He braved the ice storm! He brought power to the people!

The next morning's crack pipe was the sweetest he'd ever smoked.
 

cyberheater

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Can someone explain to me why he:-

1. Hasn't been fired.

2. Hasn't been arrested.
 

Akuun

Looking for meaning in GAF
In a twisted way, I almost want some sort of real emergency to happen with the city. I feel like he's gotten off easy partically due to the fact that there hasn't been any real major city event that required leadership, beyond a nastier than usual winter. If we had another SARS thing or something with actual consequences happening, that I think the council would sack up and just toss him. Somehow.
I don't think so. All he would do is stay away from the whole thing. The rest of city hall would handle the crisis in his place, and then he would come back and take credit for everything.
 

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Stet

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The fact that we even give this guy attention proves that the idiocracy has arrived in full. We celebrate buffoons and the truly unremarkable. I mean fuck this guy. Cut him loose. Why give him the headlines?

Because if we don't report on it, nobody knows about it and he can be mayor again? I don't think we're celebrating him.
 

Aaron

Member
Thank you, Canada, for making the many, many scandals of US politicians pale into insignificance. There are African warlords who think, "Toronto has to get rid of that guy. He's out of control!"
 

Takuan

Member
One of the PMs I work with says he could envision Ford coming back from "rehab" 60 pounds lighter, and wind up winning the election yet again. Easiest free bowl of pho ever!

1. literally cannot do it; no legal mechanism

2. police chief won't say, which I agree is super aggravating

I bet the Ford bros have an incredible amount of dirt on him.
 

Akuun

Looking for meaning in GAF
Thank you, Canada, for making the many, many scandals of US politicians pale into insignificance. There are African warlords who think, "Toronto has to get rid of that guy. He's out of control!"
I bet some warlords and evil dictators are scratching their heads and trying to figure out how the hell Ford manages to get so much support despite being such a scumbag.

"Dayum. How can he be such a prick without getting overthrown!?"
 
One of the PMs I work with says he could envision Ford coming back from "rehab" 60 pounds lighter, and wind up winning the election yet again. Easiest free bowl of pho ever!



I bet the Ford bros have an incredible amount of dirt on him.

Knowing Rob, he would have come out and said it already.
 

gabbo

Member
In a twisted way, I almost want some sort of real emergency to happen with the city. I feel like he's gotten off easy partically due to the fact that there hasn't been any real major city event that required leadership, beyond a nastier than usual winter. If we had another SARS thing or something with actual consequences happening, that I think the council would sack up and just toss him. Somehow.

That would come down on Norm Kelly's head at this point. Ford is just the face (sadly), with almost no actual power.
 
I heard from inside sources that Rob Ford is actually undercover as a crack smoker, they will eventually take down all the crack dealers that Ford has purchased from. He's acting like this so he doesn't blow his cover.
 

Dyno

Member
UPATE: In Canada this is our May long weekend. A three day weekend that people use to soak up the spring, go camping or open up their cottage.

Thus, rehab-prodigy Rob Ford is off the reservation and has been spotted running errands in the township close to his family cottage.

http://www.muskokaregion.com/news-story/4526094-rob-ford-visits-bracebridge/

NOTE: This long weekend happens in the third week of May which usually coincides around May 24th. Thus it is called the May 2-4 in the Canuk dialect, as in a 2-4 of beer. It's for many simply a drinking vacation. Up at the Casa Del Fordo I'm sure Robbie will be under no temptation whatsoever!
 

Derwind

Member
Topless Ford caught on tape drunkenly screaming racial epithets and getting even more personal about his home life, coming to a town near you.
 

Fuzzy

I would bang a hot farmer!
UPATE: In Canada this is our May long weekend. A three day weekend that people use to soak up the spring, go camping or open up their cottage.

Thus, rehab-prodigy Rob Ford is off the reservation and has been spotted running errands in the township close to his family cottage.

http://www.muskokaregion.com/news-story/4526094-rob-ford-visits-bracebridge/

NOTE: This long weekend happens in the third week of May which usually coincides around May 24th. Thus it is called the May 2-4 in the Canuk dialect, as in a 2-4 of beer. It's for many simply a drinking vacation. Up at the Casa Del Fordo I'm sure Robbie will be under no temptation whatsoever!
No, it's called May 2-4 because it celebrates Queen Victoria's birthday which was May 24th. It doesn't fall on that exact date because the government changed it back in the '50s to the Monday before May 25th so it would always land on a Monday.


I love the edited picture the Toronto Sun put on the front page today.

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Happy Crackaversary!
 
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qizah

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BREAKING NEWS: @CP24 has learned Mayor Rob Ford's black escalade has been impounded by police in connection with drunk driving charge.

MAYOR RAB FARD.

CP24.
 
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