Rob Ford ctd: Ford rehab, Star posts swinging/racist/drunk driving/violent/drug story

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Rob Ford is missing.

He's probably in his sister's basement again.
 
jstripes said:
We really should give him his space to recovery, but given his family's history of compulsive lying about everything, we need to be sure he's actually in rehab rather than kicking back at his family's cottage with a Caesar in hand until the story goes away.
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Don't worry. If he's not taking any steps to actually rehabilitate himself, his antics will be public very quickly (especially with those summer festivals all around the city that I'm sure a mayoral candidate such as himself will most likely attend).
 
I think he set this whole Chicago thing up so the media wouldn't bother him. They'd be all up in the rehab clinic if they knew where it was.
 
Nerfgun said:
He's hiding out in Chicago. He's not in rehab.
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He tried to hide out in Chicago. The Ford family has a nice house there. (The family business, Deco Labels, has a location there too.) But the chickens finally came home to roost on the border crossing issue. I guess it's a bit more difficult when you don't have Jimmy Kimmel pulling strings.

Now he's hiding out who the fuck knows where. But it's certainly within an hour or two of Toronto, and almost definitely not rehab. (Rob doesn't believe he has a problem, and his family doesn't either.)


I doubt Ford Nation will ever come to understand that the Fords lie about everything.
 
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http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2014/05/09/rob_ford_one_wild_night_in_march.html

Loaded behind the wheel of his Cadillac Escalade, high on his Jimmy Kimmel interview, Mayor Rob Ford is winding through the streets of his city.

It’s two days after Ford’s celebrated appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, two months before rehab.

In the course of this March 5 night, Ford will bring together two of his closest felon friends, beating one and accepting drugs from another; go on a racist tirade; and boast that he often has sex with “girls” in front of his wife, according to an account of the evening. He will suggest one man could have sex with her, a source has told the Star, recalling Ford’s words.
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Ford is behind the wheel and hammered. One constituent he calls that night recalls Ford slurring his words.

The Star has heard audio of Ford and Bellissimo talking and both are slurring. (The Star has interviewed people who say it is nothing for Ford to down a 40-ouncer of vodka. The man who recorded the audio of Ford at Sully Gorman’s bar two weeks ago told the Star Ford’s ability to drink shots of tequila is “incredible.”)

Ford has two ways of communicating as he drives — his cellular phone and his Onstar device, a General Motors product that acts as a cellphone. During one call as he drives that night, Ford is recorded as saying the following about Jews, blacks and Italians:

“Nobody sticks up for people like I do, every f---ing k--e, n----r, f---ing w-p, d-go, whatever the race. Nobody does. I’m the most racist guy around. I’m the mayor of Toronto.”
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“Don’t worry guys, my kids aren’t here,” Ford says.

For no apparent reason, Ford turns on Bellissimo and hits him squarely in the face twice — boom, boom — forgetting that he has a bagful of Big Macs in his hand. Burgers and fries scatter. Ford makes Bellissimo pick them up.

Down the stairs they go. Ford’s wife Renata is on the couch, a tired lounger that has been described to the Star by paramedics and firefighters who have attended calls at the house over the past two years. Renata is smoking a joint.

“You’re a f---ing idiot,” Renata says.

Enraged, Ford rummages for his Don Bosco coaching jacket. “It’s where I keep my weed,” he tells people in the room. Ford turns on his wife, screaming that she has taken his drugs. Standing there quietly are Lisi and Bellissimo.

To a visitor, Ford says, almost offhanded, “You can f--- her if you want, in front of me.”

Nobody speaks. The comment is ignored by Ford’s wife. Men in the room are shocked.

“It’s okay,” Ford burbles. “She lets me f--k girls in front of her all the time.”

Eyes flicked upward, to the rest of the house.

“It’s okay, my kids are not home,” Ford repeats.
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Well, he's in rehab. I think? Who knows anymore!

CBC said:
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is, indeed, in a residential treatment program for substance abuse at a clinic in North America and has been since last week, according to a doctor supervising Ford's care at the facility who spoke with CBC News.

The health care provider, speaking with consent from the mayor, told CBC News that Ford arrived at the facility late on the night of May 1 and has been enrolled in an in-patient program there ever since. Ford left the facility May 3 after a medical exam and was taken to a hospital where he was admitted for four days before returning to the treatment centre on May 7.
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Doug Ford on why he agreed to speak with CBC

Well, first of all, I respect the CBC. I believe they are one of the most credible organizations in Canada in the media, in my opinion. And that it will stop the speculation, for example, a 15-year-old young lady spotted Rob Ford at the Tim Hortons. Another person spotted him in Hamilton. Spotted him in Calgary. Spotted him everywhere. Just to stop the speculation to let the people of Toronto know that Rob is taking this seriously, is getting treatment and that he wants to continue coming back and serving the people.
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But daaaaamn, that Star story is something else! I don't know what to say about that one.
 
Apparently this was who he spent that March 5th afternoon with:

National Post said:
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford had a raucous campaign lunch at a renowned Toronto steak house this week [Week of March 5, 2014] with George Chuvalo, the boxing great who became an anti-drug crusader, and Marvin “The Weasel” Elkind, a former driver for Mafia bosses who became Canada’s most prolific police informant.
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The Toronto Sun on Ford's BFFLs.

Not just riff raff from the wrong side of the tracks. The Dixon City Bloods, Rob Ford’s alleged go-to guys for drugs, are the scariest of the scary, suspected of ordering murders, running $2,500 pistols and machine-guns and trafficking in large amounts of cocaine.
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don't know if this bar rant got posted in here yet.

Transcript:
FORD: "No one better f---with me. I'm going to kick you in the f---ing head ... I'll knock you out, pa-pow! (making punching gestures), you b------, you b------... bro, bro."

PATRON: This round of tequila ...

FORD: Jack, Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack (Daniels?), Jack, sweetheart. Jack.

WOMAN: And it's last call.

FORD: I'm nodding here. I'm in f---ing divorce and going to the f---ing doghouse and going in a hotel. (Inaudible) I don't know what to say.
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Christ I can't believe he's a mayor he smokes CRACK not even COKE but CRACK and he got caught twice on Camera…my God how did we let this happen?
 
“It’s okay,” Ford burbles. “She lets me f--k girls in front of her all the time.”

So when he said he had more than enough to eat at home, he wasn't talking about his wife.
 
James Woods said:
This guy is fucking amazing. So jealous of you canucks.
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Bullshit.

Go elect a completely inept, obscene, alcoholic, crackhead mayor who has probably never heard of the word modesty in his life and then come back after a years of this and tell us how jealous you are.
 
Fellow Canadians we had a good reputation once.

Ford has really really hurt it.

I say we ship him to Florida.

He'll fit in there.
 
jstripes said:
But man, does Ontario get stupid during election season.
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Oh that reminds me. I need to send you guys a gift basket for what you did last federal election. Majority government for Harper, simply magnifique.

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Rob Ford has gone past being a freaking joke. If he gets reelected, Toronto needs to take a bow of shame.
 
Heshinsi said:
Oh that reminds me. I need to send you guys a gift basket for what you did last federal election. Majority government for Harper, simply magnifique.
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Harper did a pretty spectacular political assassination of Ignatieff. He had attack ads ready to go the day that guy was elected as leader of the Liberal Party, and the public bought right into it.
"He's Only Visiting."

He's been trying to do it again to Justin Trudeau, but I think people have caught on to his tactics this time.

I swear. Harper is like Putin, if Putin didn't have any actual power.
 
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