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JonathanEx said:
My friend has a Flash Gordon t-shirt.

So, in Maths, we sing it as a barbershop quartet. (Well, the intro)



Which is ironic as all 4 of us should really go to a barbershop.

Tell me about it man, my mullet has gone crazy nuts.
 
I used to have a rather awful mullet. I tried to use the excuse that I was bringing the style back, no-one believed me. So, now I have my long hair, but it's not as bad thanks to my gay stylist.
 
McBradders said:
Queen Pack #1

Another One Bites the Dust
Bicycle Race
Bohemian Rhapsody
Theme from Flash Gordon (lol vocals)

You are bad at this.

Real Queen Pack #1

A Kind of Magic
Bohemian Rhapsody
Bicycle Race
Brighton Rock
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Hammer To Fall
I Want It All
Liar
One Vision
Stone Cold Crazy
Under Pressure
We Are The Champions
 
Motion Picture Soundtrack said:
You are bad at this.

Real Queen Pack #1

A Kind of Magic
Bohemian Rhapsody
Bicycle Race
Brighton Rock
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Hammer To Fall
I Want It All
Liar
One Vision
Stone Cold Crazy
Under Pressure
We Are The Champions

NO FLASH GORDON NO SALE.

JonathanEx said:
I used to have a rather awful mullet. I tried to use the excuse that I was bringing the style back, no-one believed me. So, now I have my long hair, but it's not as bad thanks to my gay stylist.

My mullet sticks out of my beanie and is the legacy of my previous "emo-parker" cut that happened quite by accident after giving my hairdresser of choice carte blanche to do as he wished. I won't make that mistake again.
 
GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!


In other news, the master for Bohemian does exist. I know this because they did a documentary on BBC4 about it. It's kept in very specific conditions, and they stick it in the oven before using it so it's not destroyed, but cooking it doesn't count at not destroying it in my books.

McBradders said:
My mullet sticks out of my beanie and is the legacy of my previous "emo-parker" cut that happened quite by accident after giving my hairdresser of choice carte blanche to do as he wished. I won't make that mistake again.
You see, this is why you need a gay stylist to come up with what to do with it.
 
JonathanEx said:
You see, this is why you need a gay stylist to come up with what to do with it.

I will endeavour to find one. Although if I come out looking like some turd from a Garnier Fructis advert I'll be mad as hell.
 
Mtion Picture Soundtrack saved you all from a scolding.

When talking about Queen songs suitable for Rock Band (and, indeed, to be an on-disc song) Stone Cold Crazy tops the charts. Not only is it fuck-awesome for all four instruments, it's music history as one of the earliest examples of its genre.

It's earned the right to be there, even if it is a little short.

Hell, the entire Sheer Heart Attack is perfect for Rock Band, with tracks like Brighton Rock, Now I'm Here, and Flick of the Wrist, I'm surprised Harmonix hasn't given it to us for free already.

Also:
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy (because the guitar lines are sex)
 
So the solution is full album Sheer Heart Attack, and a Best of the Rest Queen 12+ Pack.

HMX, we know you read this thread now, so, you know what must be done.
 
AMUSIX said:
Mtion Picture Soundtrack saved you all from a scolding.

When talking about Queen songs suitable for Rock Band (and, indeed, to be an on-disc song) Stone Cold Crazy tops the charts. Not only is it fuck-awesome for all four instruments, it's music history as one of the earliest examples of its genre.

It's earned the right to be there, even if it is a little short.

Hell, the entire Sheer Heart Attack is perfect for Rock Band, with tracks like Brighton Rock, Now I'm Here, and Flick of the Wrist, I'm surprised Harmonix hasn't given it to us for free already.

Also:
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy (because the guitar lines are sex)

I think Brighton Rock would be better than Stone Cold Crazy, but I guess a minute of guitar only might be a bit much for some people, even if the other instruments are all awesome outside of it. And I really don't want to see an album, no matter which one they choose they'd be leaving out too many great songs. Greatest Hits pack is the way to go.

So the solution is full album Sheer Heart Attack, and a Best of the Rest Queen 12+ Pack.

Or that.
 
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Luscious.
 
XShagrath said:
Oh shit! It's Monday again! And that means another fictional metal pack!

Expert drummers would absolutely love this pack! Guitar is amazing work too!

Quo Vadis Pack 01
I'm sorry, but that cannot be allowed within the thread's new direction of ABBA and Queen. That doesn't sound like something heard often at a karaoke bar.
 
Who said Rock Band was anything like a karaoke bar?

The game's got enough room for Queen and Quo Vadis. Hell, we need a Q band in game anyways! I'm totally not opposed to either band filling that slot. Or Queensryche for that matter!

QUEENSRYCHE DLC!!! (I wish)
 
TheGreatDave said:
Go With The Flow over Song For The Deaf. Harmonix, remember that, just in case we ever face to face and make contact.

Indeed. Hay Harmonix, how about a GAF day at your studio for some "consultation"? :lol
 
For Queen you need Under Pressure. That would be a great bass track, and great vocals. It also gives you the extra challenge of not only trying to cover Freddie Mercury, but Bowie in the same song. Talk about a challenge.

But Princes of the Universe would be killer with a band. That really fast guitar solo later in the song isnt too complicated, but would be fun. And listen to the drums in the song. Great.

And Bohemian Rhapsody would instantly become the most overplayed song at parties. In a good way.
 
McBradders said:
Indeed. Hay Harmonix, how about a GAF day at your studio for some "consultation"? :lol

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PAVEMENT

That was the first time I've listened to I Kissed A Girl all the way through. I ain't hatin'. Shit is catchy. AH KISSED A GIRL!
 
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...and that concludes my thoughts on Katy Perry
 
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...and that concludes my thoughts on Katy Perry

Ur so gay. And you don't even like boys.
 
Keyser Soze said:
This gives me ideas for a three song pack!!! :D

....I'd play the drums by pounding me head against them in anger!!

It's the enthusiasm in your post that sells it.
 
Johnkers said:
Though you clearly jest, I know many who wouldn't agree with me.

Lyrically, I think Katy Perry has them beat.

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

VS
I'm so happy. Cause today I found my friends.
They're in my head.
I'm so ugly.
But that's ok, 'Cause so are you.
We've broke our mirrors.
Sunday morning. Is everyday for all I care.
And I'm not scared.

FIGHT!
 
Someone in the audience at the Harmonix panel asked, "Can we please get some Queen?" And a girl from Harmonix responded "We'll get right on that"
 
Struct09 said:
Someone in the audience at the Harmonix panel asked, "Can we please get some Queen?" And a girl from Harmonix responded "We'll get right on that"
Did anyone ask them for U2? I'm the only one in the world that wants U2 in the game.
 
I love you for telling me that.


Also, Katy Perry. Not just hate. But with a passion. Musically, sure, it's catchy, buy also it's grating, her voice is annoying, and the lyrics are bloody meaningless, "oh i kissed a girl on the lips once at a party HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE i'm a naughty little girl" whoop de fucking do, the video doesn't even justify it by scenes upon scenes of girls making out oh wait no there's no making out just a quick sneaky kiss from someone with a boyfriend. It's like the Disney Channel attempt at being raunchy, a kiss on the lips is as far as it'll go. On the radio too much. Only this and the Archers Theme have had me actually diving for the off button when I hear it. Actually, no, I that should be our national anthem. But that's something else entirely. So it'll make girls make out at clubs and stuff when it's played? Well fuck it I don't know if it's just parties I'm at but it doesn't need this song for girls to be snogging at parties, which is a step further than kid Katy's quick peck on another woman. And that cover art. Just look at the face. You just want to punch that ":O what i do wars i norty?!?!?" trying to look sweet and innocent smug stupid annoying face.


This rant gets longer each time I repost it.
 
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