Support NeoGAF

[Buggy Loop]

Jensen beating the shit outta that guy before taking the stage over his pronunciation of NVidia?

He didn’t buy the stock because he didn’t find the stock name Nevidia

 

[Xdrive05]

Maybe Jensen caught the bubble guts from eating Dennys?

 

[ResilientBanana]

Were you born yesterday or how can you not be aware what happened to GPU prices in the last 4 years??

A lot of shit went up in the last 4 years. Not just GPUs. I literally sell technology for a living. Guess what!? There’s a demand for it and it’s not getting cheaper, it never will. The demand will constantly be rising. But also groceries, the cost of living, cars, etc all more expensive than 4 years ago. Not to mention inflation.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

 

[Guardian Monkey]

I love how they had a disclaimer that said this could all be bullshit but could happen.

 

[Topher]

yeah.....that voice matches the model

 

[Kilau]

Oh no, they gonna make us pay tokens like in an arcade.

 

[James Sawyer Ford]

The dystopian hellscape marketing out in full force

 

[Magic Carpet]

I want a robot cat girl.

 

[FunkMiller]

 

[Gaiff]

>Black dude shows up
>Why are TOKENS

You’ll be hearing very soon from my lawyers, Jensen-Huang.

 

[Kilau]

 

[FunkMiller]

This is literally the corporate video from all those evil corpos in sci fi movies from the 80s and 90s.

 

[fersnake]

AI AI everywhere

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Jensen’s iron will was forged in the toxic cigarette smoke of a Denny’s diner

 

[CrustyBritches]

This AI shit is going to put hundreds of millions of people out of work and consolidate all power to 3-4 megacorps. Beautiful eulogy.

 

[Guardian Monkey]

Crocodile jacket!! Upgrade!!

 

[Come On Tars]

Yeah feels like those deleted scenes from Prometheus

 

[James Sawyer Ford]

That jacket is atrocious. We have truly reached peak bubble.

 

[Celcius]

He's got the alligator leather jacket today!

 

[lachesis]

Michael Jackson Jacket lol

 

[lestar]

that jacket is being AI generating in real time

 

[crazepharmacist]

New jacket means stock is crashing.

 

[peish]

Hahaha jensun trolling with his new bling jacket

 

[Buggy Loop]

New jacket????

Oh boy

 

[Mister Wolf]

Got the gator skin.

 

[Schmendrick]

A lot of shit went up in the last 4 years. Not just GPUs. I literally sell technology for a living. Guess what!? There’s a demand for it and it’s not getting cheaper, it never will. The demand will constantly be rising. But also groceries, the cost of living, cars, etc all more expensive than 4 years ago. Not to mention inflation.

A bunch of stupid whataboutism incomparable to what Nvidia did with their margins....

 

[Dusktildawn48]

I really don't like this guy.

 

[Rentahamster]

Did Jensen level up his jacket lol

 

[Topher]

 

[FunkMiller]

AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

 

[onQ123]

Sega

 

[Gp1]

holy shit it all begins with virtua fighter

Sega stocks skyrocketing tomorrow

 

[Magic Carpet]

Talk about NOW please. Not the 90's

 

[Mister Wolf]

This CES about Nvidia sucking it's own dick.

 

[lestar]

Dreamcast 2 with rtx5090 confirmed

 

[lachesis]

VF!

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Jensen's new jacket has some fucking amazing RTX effects

 

[Gaiff]

Jensen is all over the place with his numbers. Probably can’t stop thinking of the numbers of the price he’ll charge us.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Virtua Fighter 6 looked pretty cool

 

[Draugoth]

Was that 1999 slide wrong?

 

[scydrex]

Let's see the new GPU. AI AI AI AI....

 

[Rentahamster]

New Virtua Fighter lets fucking go

 

[Gaiff]

Did Jensen level up his jacket lol

It has ray-traced reflections and GI lmao.

 

[Mister Wolf]

I wonder if the stock will hit $160 after this.

 

[LordOfChaos]

His leather jacket really do be RTX

 

[BennyBlanco]

VF looks sick.

 

[dorkimoe]

When can AI solve high prices of video cards

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Woo, DLSS4

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

FORSPOKEN 2 OMG