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MS has over 90 billion dollars overseas and Trump just gave companies a one time tax holiday to bring this money back to the US and spend it. Valve is only worth $5 billion. MS just bought linked in for 26 billion dollars just because they have too much money and don't know how to spend it. Their purchase of Nokia for 9 billion is illustrative is of just how desperate MS is find a good use of their excess cash. So if MS bought Valve, folded Xbox Live into steam, funded a sequel to every Valve game and made them all available on Gamepass, and made your entire steam library playable on the Xbox One X and the next Xbox, it would offer an insane value for gamers.
I would love to see MS partnering with Valve, EA, Oculus, Blizzard and Ubi to offer one unified library that links to, shows and lets you play all games you own on Steam, Xbox Live, Origin, Uplay, Oculus Store and Battle.net
It's not unprecedented. VUDU, Apple, Amazon and Google Videos partnered to create a free service called moviesanywhere that allows users to link all their accounts together so that digital movie or tv show they own on VUDU, Apple, Amazon or Google Videos shows up on all of them. They found that digital video store purchases increased on all four storefronts since this partnership because people like the convenience of having all their movies show up in all their apps and devices. We desperately need a similar partnership to occur between the various PC and Xbox digital gaming stores especially since the Xbox One X is capable of playing any PC game.
If such a partnership is not doable, then MS outright buying Valve and integrating both stores would make a ton of sense. Think about it, every single game you own on either Xbox Live or Steam will be playable thru either Steam or Xbox Live and on either your Xbox, your PC, or an Xboy/Steamboy handheld device that optionally doubles as a smartphone running Windows Phone OS and also has a tv out port (so you can use it like the Switch) and is compatible with all Xbox One controllers. Remastered 4K versions of all of Valves past games and Half Life 3 included with Gamepass. They can leave Gabe in charge of managing Steam on the PC side, while hiring up devs to make games using Valves IP and making everyone's entire steam libraries also playable on the Xbox consoles (rebranded as SteamboXes if necessary). The convenience and value this would give to both console and PC gamers would put Xbox Steam Live at the top of both the console and PC gaming industry and would generate Microsoft tens of billions in additional revenue over the years. They may need to name the next Xbox, SteamboX, and rename Xbox Live, Steam Live, in order to be able to do that without violating any steam licenses.
In addition to this, they could spend 30 billion to buy TSMC, hire Mark Cerny to oversee the same team that designed the Xbox One X and make a cutting edge Vapor Cooled Next Xbox using a 3nm Zen 3+ 3Ghz 3x3 core CPU, 30GBs of 3D Stacked HBM3, a 3TB SSHD and 30 TFs of GPU Horsepower. Pair it with an Xboy handheld/smartphone with slide out controls using AMDs upcoming 3nm mobile APU that has a TV out and can remote play your home Xbox, and features one unified library that links to, shows and lets you play all games you own on Steam, Xbox Live, Origin, Uplay and Battle.net Launch it alongside an optional 4k per each eye, 120fps wireless VR headset with a 180 degree FOV for Ready Player One's OASIS levels of gaming immersion and market domination. They could simply buy Pimax since they already have a 8k VR headset with these specs (including a 200 degree fov) in the beta testing phase.
While they do this, they should integrate Xbox Live into Origin/Steam for PC gamers and offer crossbuy and crossplay between all PC and Xbox games and most gamers would switch from PS to the Xbox ecosystem. This would guarentee a 150-200 million install base for the next Xbox/Gamepass which would easily pay for itself within a decade.
Alternatively, it would only cost MS 40 billion to buy EA and gain the absolutely dominant Madden and FIFA series, spend another 10 billion to remaster every single EA game ever made in 4k and make them available for purchase for $10 or playable for free with Xbox Gamepass, and Xbox Gamepass would instantly become Netflix for gaming. PC gamers will also get Game Pass, Origin becomes the way to sell games for MS and all these games as well as Gamepass would have full crossbuy and crossplay between consoles and PC.
If MS is willing to spend 10-15 billion to remaster in 4k every EA game in history and make a sequel to every single beloved IP that EA (or Valve) owns, even beloved dead ones like Burnout, Red Alert, Dead Space, Populus, C&C, Ultima, MLB, Fight Night, KOTOR, Wing Commander, System Shock, Merceneries, Dragon Age, Bad Company, Skate, SSX, Medal of Honor, TimeSplitters, Warhammer and many others, they could easily get most gamers to jump ship for nostalgia alone. As a bonus, if MS paid to get the Bond license back, they could rerelease so many classic Bond games alongside Goldeneye. But if they fail to remake all those beloved and ignored franchises, the purchase will fail imo.
If they were really smart, they would also pay bank to lock up Bluepoint to get 4k 60fps remasters of every great EA game ever made for the next Xbox and dominate the market using nostalgia alone, starting with Red Alert 3 (the greatest RTS ever released on consoles) and Burnout 3/Revenge (the open world crap that was Burnout Paradise destroyed the greatest arcade racing franchise in history. Whoever thought it was a good idea to make an arcade racer where you constantly have to look at the map or you risk missing a turn and screwing up the event you wasted 20 minutes trying to get to the starting point of deserves to be fired.)
Update: EA, do you see how all the gamers are clamoring for you to get bought up. Perhaps that should be a wake up call that you stop closing studios, stop abandoning beloved franchises as soon as a single game underperforms and most importantly, start remastering all your old games (Burnout 3, Red Alert 3 and hundreds of others) so that gamers can rebuy them for cheap or play them via EA Access.
Valve, do you see how enthusiastic gamers are to have you bought up, perhaps you should take the hint that gamers want you start making some damn games again instead of abandoning stories 70% of the way through right when they are about to climax. Gamers are pissed about all the blue balls you have given them. And update your ancient looking slow as molasses storefront while you are at. It may have been okay a decade again but it is completely over designed and far too slow and cumbersome by today's standards, take a look at how Origin does it.
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