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[rofif]

Salone in the darkL?

Oh that? I am 100% confident that S....L and man with am eye patch will never be explained.
These were just fake outs for attention

 

[Doczu]

What if Hideo Kojima, has actually just been an actor hired by the mastermind game designer Hasan Kahraman this entire time, and he chose Kojima as his stand-in because of the name translation thing?

The Realtime Trailers app is going to end w/ the amazing reveal showing 3 decades of footage of Hasan making games, and coaching Kojima on how to act like a game designer in interviews.

Kojima recently asked to retire from his role.. and has lost the drive to continue the charade. Which is why in his recent Twitter photos he looks like a guy not even trying that hard to look like he's actually in his own office doing work. Hasan is just trying to get him to play along just long enough to create an amazing reveal w/ the Realtime Trailers app.

But will this still lead to Silent Hill and a butthole pic? If yes then i'm game. Hasan, Kojima? Whatever, HK is HK

 

[IntentionalPun]

But will this still lead to Silent Hill and a butthole pic? If yes then i'm game. Hasan, Kojima? Whatever, HK is HK

There will be an entire archive of butthole pics supplied if my new theory is correct.

 

[Shane89]

Decipher this:

well, one of her song is "NO TIME TO DIE"

Clear reference to MGS that still alive!

MGS Confirmed

 

[Doczu]

There will be an entire archive of butthole pics supplied if my new theory is correct.

Now i'm #TeamIntentionalPun

 

[Doczu]

well, one of her song is "NO TIME TO DIE"

Clear reference to MGS that still alive!

MGS Confirmed

I'm slowly losing track what is confirmed, debunked and confirmed again. Just Castlevania left in the corner. Alone. Forgotten.

ABANDONED

 

[Shane89]

and another clue:

LIGHTHOUSE

Cyprus Lighthouse is a location in Western Ormideia, It is an inaccessible area in MGS V

Lighthouse at night.

It was first visible during the March 11, 1984, horseback sequence where Venom Snake fought off "the man on fire". The second appearance is seen in the background during one of the final cutscenes in the game with Big Boss and Ocelot, revealing that the player has been playing a body double.

 

[IntentionalPun]

You know.. I feel like this is all Konami playing games with us..

In.. the summer (sorry southern hemisphere you guys don't matter.)

DURING

The Tokyo (KOJIMA), Summer Games...

COULD IT BE?

A new Hideo Kojima produced:

 

[Kdad]

alone in the dark is bullshit. atari dont even own the ip anymore. thq nordic do.

THQ Nordic acquires “Alone in the Dark” and “Act of War” from Atari Europe SAS | THQ Nordic GmbH

www.thqnordic.com

Well...similar to how Sony has bought Konami IP, what makes you think Atari didn't buy THQ IP?

(J/K, Atari is poor AF)

 

[Kdad]

What if Hideo Kojima, has actually just been an actor hired by the mastermind game designer Hasan Kahraman this entire time, and he chose Kojima as his stand-in because of the name translation thing?

The Realtime Trailers app is going to end w/ the amazing reveal showing 3 decades of footage of Hasan making games, and coaching Kojima on how to act like a game designer in interviews.

Kojima recently asked to retire from his role.. and has lost the drive to continue the charade. Which is why in his recent Twitter photos he looks like a guy not even trying that hard to look like he's actually in his own office doing work. Hasan is just trying to get him to play along just long enough to create an amazing reveal w/ the Realtime Trailers app.

This makes zero sense, how is a CGI character going to design games?

 

[Kdad]

You know.. I feel like this is all Konami playing games with us..

In.. the summer (sorry southern hemisphere you guys don't matter.)

DURING

The Tokyo (KOJIMA), Summer Games...

COULD IT BE?

A new Hideo Kojima produced:

I wouldn't say no...would be nice to have some fun games to play again...Imagine the 80$ replacement controller sales SONY would have...

 

[IntentionalPun]

This makes zero sense, how is a CGI character going to design games?

The AIs are taking over.

 

[rofif]

well, one of her song is "NO TIME TO DIE"

Clear reference to MGS that still alive!

MGS Confirmed

You think that's too far reaching?
Look at supposed real meaning of PT. Amazing video

 

[TheInfamousKira]

The AIs are taking over.

LA LI LU LE LO

THEY DESIGN THE GAMES FOR US. THEY CALL IT...THE INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT ECONOMY

OPERATION INTRUDE P.BUTTH0L3 BEGIN

Snake: Colonel, I've been getting strange calls from a frequency I don't know.

Colonel: They're using burst transmission. They must be inside Sony Headquarters. Snake, don't you know what this means?!

Snake: Burst...transmission? Inside...this base?

Otacon: Snake! LOOK OUT! Master Kahraman isn't who he claims!

Snake: Then...

Kahraman: Uhhsnakuu. Did you...rike my sungrasses?

 

[FUBARx89]

Hasn't started yet, that starts when team real wins and a perfect butt hole is posted

 

[Dick Jones]

Decipher this:

Rationale: Billie Eilish recorded a Bond theme. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater borrows from Bond in the credits. Bingo

 

[kingpotato]

Hasn't started yet, that starts when team real wins and a perfect butt hole is posted

Don't get your hopes up, he's been moving the goalposts, so now it has to be some crazy connection.

 

[SlimeGooGoo]

.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Decipher this:





Back to the black and white theme I see - and something with blue boxes.

Is that Nicolas Winding Refn on the monitor and phone?

Do you all not see the obvious fear in his eyes?

Meanwhile Hasan is cool, calm and collected in his video's he posted.

You all thought Kojima was off to the side pointing a gun at him.. but I think it's Hasan pointing the gun, at Kojima.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Don't get your hopes up, he's been moving the goalposts, so now it has to be some crazy connection.

Wait what?

lol

I haven't moved any goalposts..

Literally all I've ever said is that "Team Fake" represents the idea that BlueBox/Hasan have nothing to do with SH or Kojima.

So if this is Silent Hill and/or Kojima, I lose this bet.

What goalpost did I move kind sir?

Team Real is the one who keeps changing their minds about what this is the entire time.. I've been saying from the start.. it's just Hasan doing what he's been doing since 2015.. releasing crap and sometimes trying to hint he's Kojima (like he did in 2015, poorly, on Kickstarter.)

 

[kingpotato]

Wait what?

lol

I haven't moved any goalposts..

Literally all I've ever said is that "Team Fake" represents the idea that BlueBox/Hasan have nothing to do with SH or Kojima.

So if this is Silent Hill and/or Kojima, I lose this bet.

What goalpost did I move kind sir?

Team Real is the one who keeps changing their minds about what this is the entire time.. I've been saying from the start.. it's just Hasan doing what he's been doing since 2015.. releasing crap and sometimes trying to hint he's Kojima (like he did in 2015, poorly, on Kickstarter.)

Maybe you meant this as a separate bet then?

What if Hideo Kojima, has actually just been an actor hired by the mastermind game designer Hasan Kahraman this entire time, and he chose Kojima as his stand-in because of the name translation thing?

The Realtime Trailers app is going to end w/ the amazing reveal showing 3 decades of footage of Hasan making games, and coaching Kojima on how to act like a game designer in interviews.

Kojima recently asked to retire from his role.. and has lost the drive to continue the charade. Which is why in his recent Twitter photos he looks like a guy not even trying that hard to look like he's actually in his own office doing work. Hasan is just trying to get him to play along just long enough to create an amazing reveal w/ the Realtime Trailers app.

There will be an entire archive of butthole pics supplied if my new theory is correct.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Maybe you meant this as a separate bet then?

I.... if... uhhh.. if you can't see how that was a huge joke, I don't know what to tell you.

lol

 

[Markio128]

It’s clearly named ‘Abandoned’ because it relates to abandoned IPs. Simple as.

 

[kingpotato]

I.... if... uhhh.. if you can't see how that was a huge joke, I don't know what to tell you.

lol

This whole thing is just a huge joke to you isn't it?

WHO ARE YOU??!¡!!?? Why are you trying to distract us with this butthole nonsense!!!

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I.... if... uhhh.. if you can't see how that was a huge joke, I don't know what to tell you.

lol

Yeah, kingpotato, huge joke. We're all bamboozled

*whispers to Pun dude* He's off the invite list, then, right?

 

[MudoSkills]

What you don't realise is that years ago Kojima created IntentionalPun's wife just for this specific purpose.

 

[rofif]

You all do realize the game already had a trailer with footage right ?


But I have my doubts if it's manipulated fmv or what

 

[Doczu]

This whole thing is just a huge joke to you isn't it?

WHO ARE YOU??!¡!!?? Why are you trying to distract us with this butthole nonsense!!!

 

[SCB3]

You know.. I feel like this is all Konami playing games with us..

In.. the summer (sorry southern hemisphere you guys don't matter.)

DURING

The Tokyo (KOJIMA), Summer Games...

COULD IT BE?

A new Hideo Kojima produced:

I fucking wish

 

[rofif]

voice of reason. Nice video. His PT meaning was also great



beware - the lady in this video can be kinda annoying

 

[Sir Vilhelm]

Is there a tldr; so new comers don't have to read through 156 pages?

 

[rofif]

Is there a tldr; so new comers don't have to read through 156 pages?

Watch the video I posted... 1 post above.
TLDR - indie devs over their head or bluepoint/kojima baby

 

[Embearded]

App just had an 800MB update.

 

[8BiTw0LF]

You all do realize the game already had a trailer with footage right ?


But I have my doubts if it's manipulated fmv or what

"Hasan Karahman even said that the footage revealed in the trailer was not actually of their upcoming game. According to him, he rushed the trailer out to meet Sony’s deadline, and that’s why a lot of people don’t actually believe Karahman despite him claiming that he has nothing to do with Silent Hill or Hideo Kojima."

Abandoned PS5 trailer made in an hour with Unreal assets

The trailer for the PlayStation 5 exclusive survival horror game "Abandoned" was reportedly made in one hour using in Unreal Engine assets.

www.google.com

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

From the Reddit. He is really leaning in by not denying it. If he would be really an indie he should know that this would backfire, when it turns out to be nothing big.

How does increasing eyeballs on your product result in a backfire?

How many indie games come and go without anyone noticing?

 

[Markio128]

How does increasing eyeballs on your product result in a backfire?

How many indie games come and go without anyone noticing?

I can’t remember many indies gaining 150+ pages of comments on NeoGaf tbh.

 

[IntentionalPun]

This whole thing is just a huge joke to you isn't it?

WHO ARE YOU??!¡!!?? Why are you trying to distract us with this butthole nonsense!!!

I am just a man.

Who married a sheep

Oh her butthole will make you weeep

And when she goes baahh

The lads will skeet

For I am a man

Who married a sheep

 

[Dick Jones]

I am just a man.

Who married a sheep

Oh her butthole will make you weeep

And when she goes baahh

The lads will skeet

For I am a man

Who married a sheep

Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep

 

[Kdad]

What you don't realise is that years ago Kojima created IntentionalPun's wife just for this specific purpose.

So more CGI shenanigans!

 

[IntentionalPun]

What you don't realise is that years ago Kojima created IntentionalPun's wife just for this specific purpose.

Codename: 19/F/Cali

 

[FUBARx89]

So more CGI shenanigans!

Gaf still wouldn't care

 

[Red-Town]

Codename: 19/F/Cali

Tell me you're old, without telling me you're old.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Tell me you're old, without telling me you're old.

Does warning you on AIM and talking trash about you in my away messages count?

 

[kingpotato]

I am just a man.

Who married a sheep

Oh her butthole will make you weeep

And when she goes baahh

The lads will skeet

For I am a man

Who married a sheep

I am a farmer
I have many crops
My family gets fed
But I keep side thots

 

[eyesabitdull]

I am just a man.

Who married a sheep

Oh her butthole will make you weeep

And when she goes baahh

The lads will skeet

For I am a man

Who married a sheep

I was drinking my tea asshole

 

[realcool]

855 MB. I didn't notice anything different.

 

[eyesabitdull]

Does warning you on AIM and talking trash about you in my away messages count?

Ew. ICQ is where it's at.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Tell me you're old, without telling me you're old.

Yeah but my wife is still pretty young lol

 

[b6a6es]

I find it odd nobody datamined the app yet

 

[Tommi84]

I find it odd nobody datamined the app yet

There is no app