Salmon Snake
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That's pretty damn cute.
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S______L for PS5 to be revealed soon (The dedicated blueballs/Kojima 'conspiracy' thread)
Javthusiast
Banned
Come on Hasan, let me finally dunk on that Homelander avatar dude with memes once Team Real is in shambles.
IlGialloMondadori
Member
Let me look into my crystal ball: tomorrow will be an absolute waste of time courtesy of Hasan Kahraman.
IntentionalPun
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The dude is only dropping a "Teaser" tomorrow, not even a trailer.. lol
He said the first trailer is late August.. so enjoy the nothing-ness tomorrow.
He said the first trailer is late August.. so enjoy the nothing-ness tomorrow.
Spank_Magnet
The Male Lewinsky
“Available universally on the 10th. Time zones will not affect this.
Available 21:00 CET”
So that’s the 11th at 4am in Japan and 5am in Australia then? They’ve even fucked this up.
Available 21:00 CET”
So that’s the 11th at 4am in Japan and 5am in Australia then? They’ve even fucked this up.
kyliethicc
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tommib
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I'm sure flat-earth forums have HUNDREDS of pages of credibility.
TheGodfather07
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whichever side is right. the gloating is going to be funny either way.
kretos
Banned
Just few hours ahead...
will be delayed
IntentionalPun
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Consistent with the level of logic present..
Not trying to be unkind to anyone; but the critical thinking skills in here (at least for this topic) are severely lacking lol
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IntentionalPun
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I think it will be consistent with his last couple of projects.. that being The Whisperer and the initial Abandoned trailer. Which means.. looking like someone bought some assets and played around in Unreal Engine.
But it's also just going to be a tease.. so.... might literally be nothing to look at but some brief screenshots w/ some music or something.
But TBH I have very little energy to respond to you in particular.. your posts are just.. sort of hilarious.. mocking people who see Hasan for what he is at face value.. a shit indie dev... but you even agree that all the shit he released was real.. yet are still mocking people? Because.. with no real logic presented, it's obvious it "HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE!"
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TheGodfather07
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whatever, butthole guy.
and yet this is still less insane than any of the console warrior threads.
IntentionalPun
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Every thread eventually becomes a console warrior thread.
Give this one some time!
(but it is great it has stayed on topic, because every other thread here eventually becomes about Digital Foundry framerate comparisons, or SSDs, or Craig, etc. lol)
Kenneth Haight
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Best thread on GAF in years! Can’t wait to see what this is tomorrow just for the laughs.
kingpotato
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Nice that's around lunch time for me tomorrow
You started out as just a voice of reason, but you are slowly sounding more bitter. Why get so angry if all your (wasted) time is about to be validated?
IntentionalPun
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Yeah he said it was just a teaser,. first trailer end of August.
People can also stop calling it an "app".. it's just the lamest "game demo" ever lol
IntentionalPun
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What in the world was angry about that post my friend?Nice that's around lunch time for me tomorrow
You started out as just a voice of reason, but you are slowly sounding more bitter. Why get so angry if all your (wasted) time is about to be validated?
mckmas8808
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NewYork214
Member
I'm still leaning (more accurately hoping)that it's Kojima. But I totally can see this being some dude working his ass off trying to get something, somewhat cool looking ready for reveal. Got that Kojima hype off of the original ps blog post. Started from scratch on a shitty asset flip, hoping he can pull something off to have a small hit on his hands
Who knows tho. We shall see.
Who knows tho. We shall see.
TheGodfather07
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it most likely is nothing but i still have hope of something bigger going on. MGS is probably my favorite ip of all time so the prospect of it making some sort of return is exciting. i dont really care about silent hill though.
This thread is like a bar where everyone hates each other everyone is jibbering incoherently but have gentlemen agreement of no violence, occasionally someone gets really out of hand and everyone starts stabbing each other for no reason.
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Dick Jones
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kyliethicc
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Lunarorbit
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If this rolls out tomorrow and is just a unreal asset fest with no substantial looking game, or even the hint of it since it's a teaser, than I am going to laugh my ass off for the schadenfreude that is coming Hasans way.
I really don't care if it's silent hill personally but since so many people want it to be in rooting for team real. Even now as I write this I'm 50/50 if it's a Kojima joint
I really don't care if it's silent hill personally but since so many people want it to be in rooting for team real. Even now as I write this I'm 50/50 if it's a Kojima joint
mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
Read the comments on this trailer and I now think this shit is 99.99999% connected:
Note the breed of the dog (huskey) and this:
What's the significance you ask? Well...
Fox Islands (Alaska) - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
And for the husky part:
Shadow Moses Island
Shadow Moses is an island that is part of the Fox Archipelago lying southwest of mainland Alaska in the Bering Sea. A nuclear weapons disposal facility located on Shadow Moses secretly doubled as a massive weapons development complex. Shadow Moses was formed by the eruption of the active volcano...metalgear.fandom.com
Solid Snake's Huskies
Solid Snake's Huskies were dogs that consisted of fifty huskies that were owned by Solid Snake during his retirement.
From 2:50 if you are impatient.
Salmon Snake
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It will be Tekken 2 remake.
MetalFreak
Member
Team fake or real, at this point I don’t give a shit. I think the whole teasing just became too annoying.
mckmas8808
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You can download the app now, but the "Realtime Trailer" will upload into the app at 2pm CST time, tomorrow.
kingkenny76
Member
I think we will have more questions than answers this time tomorrow
OrionNebula
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IntentionalPun
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I want to revisit this post one more time to point out how ridiculous this is..
"Team Real" are the ones claiming they know what Abaondoned is; it is a secret Hideo Kojima Silent Hill project. Or MGS now I guess, or both..
The rest of us are just pointing out that Hasan has only ever released garbage in the past, and has been fairly obviously a liar.. lying about similar things.. he actually said for the first time in 2015 that he had acquired motion capture tech.. he also said he worked with many studios.. he also said he hired 11 voice actors, etc.,etc. Dude has been saying the same exaggerated shit w/o anything to back it but some garbage asset flips ever since.. and then even the Abandoned trailer, he admitted was just him finding some pretty trees on the Unreal Asset Store lol
So it's really Team Real who has 1 "chance" to win:
Option 1: This is a Kojima project in disguise
Anything else and Team Fake wins lol
But it's not a contest.. just a fun thread!
BUTTHOLES 4 ALL
IlGialloMondadori
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Agreed. If it’s a Kojima project, Team Real wins. Anything else, Team Fake takes the glory.
The worst, or perhaps best part of all of this is that we’ll all be here by this time next month, still debating this, because there is no way Hasan is releasing anything other than a dumb tease for a tease tomorrow, maybe another ridiculous image of the bad guy eyepatch man, and spooky music, along with vague hints at things. “The cult of the patriots exists,” or some nonsense and a symbol and some music so people can keep thinking it’s metal gear solid and/or silent hill.
IntentionalPun
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My personal b-hole bet gives "Team Real" a bit more leeway; if it's secretly been an SH project w/o Kojima involved I'm also giving up the goods.
And I agree.. it'll be a tease.. then maybe some sort of trailer by end of month.. and he'll probably try to throw some SH/MGS hints in either way.
Then more waiting.
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bitbydeath
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Don’t forget the conclusion to your story, (it’s the best part) the games ultimately never surfaced and were pushed to CreateQ Interactive which is either a made-up studio or an old defunct one, and if that wasn’t enough, SneakyWarrior whom was thought to be Hasan (and made the comments you stated) claimed to work for CreateQ Interactive and not BlueBox.
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IntentionalPun
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No.. that's your weird story.
The 2 Android games released... and he also released and then pulled the one game to Steam Early Access. They surfaced.. and were terrible/barely worked.
Why you think SneakyWarrior is somehow not Hasan, because Hassan changed the name of BlueBox to CreateQ on Steam is beyond me.
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mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
To be honest......I don't think Team Fake wins, if this ends up being a BluePoint MGS game.
TheGodfather07
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team fake only wins if it really is just an indie game called abandoned from bluebox studios. team real wins if theres anything more to it whether its silent hill, MGS, kojima or bluepoint games. so dont try and wiggle out now by saying it has to be a kojima thing.
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harry mason 1989
Banned
The final countdown tomorrow
Are you ready guys
bitbydeath
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IntentionalPun
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Dude... lolThat’s not my story.
It's all just Hasan.. he's a liar.. there is no CreateQ.. it's all just him.
And I was talking about your claim that the games never "surfaced".. you keep repeating it.. I keep telling you otherwise.. then you repeat it.. rinse/repeat.
bitbydeath
Gold Member
The evidence is right there but you refuse to see it. What evidence do you have that SneakyWarrior is Hasan?
TheGodfather07
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intentionalpun, if its real you gotta fly over to the UK and kiss my ass! deal?
IntentionalPun
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What evidence do you have that it isn't him?
The SneakyWarriorr account was actually originally just called "BlueBox Game Studios".. which is a sole proprietorship owned by Hasan Kahmaran.. AKA it's a company that legally is just Hasan..
There is no evidence this company has ever employed anyone.. had anyone else working for it, etc.
It's all just him:
See for yourself, click the arrow next to the username:
Steam Community :: SneakyWarriorr
IntentionalPun
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Like I said, for my butthole bet I'm fine w/ it being a Silent Hill game w/o Kojima.. but MGS wasn't even in the picture at the time of that bet.. that became part of the conspiracy theory later.
But I'll still give it to you guys.. even though literally everything about this was about Kojima and Silent Hill.
If it's any secret Konami game, and has been from the start, you all get the glorious glory hole butthole.
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