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[Vermillion]

ITT : all gaffers have huge dicks confirmed.

Eh. It's possibly just like the "post pictures of yourself" threads. Surely GAF isn't all attractive people, but the ones that aren't just won't post their pictures. Of course, people here could just be lying, but it's also possible that people that are average or below-average feel no need to post. It gains them no positive attention, after all.

 

[sinxtanx]

There's no way a 7" dick is in the top 5%. That's like the bare minimum of what could be considered 'big'

Do another study of 15000 penises and debunk this one, then.

 

[Sou Da]

They should measure balls next.

That sounds like a terrifying survey

 

[Kinyou]

Showers vs growers is a lie.

Bloodpenis vs fleshpenis

It's a thing.

 

[SPCTRE]

Super_Cobra
Member
(Today, 03:58 PM)

This is the funniest thing.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Do another study of 15000 penises and debunk this one, then.

They should do one in sweden because 7 inch is definitely average here.

 

[Deleted member 231381]

Is this like that chart that shows what women think the size of a penis is and what the actual size is? Basically people misjudge the size of dicks a lot. I doubt 25% of Swedish penises are over 8 inches.

Yup. Unless they actually sit down and grab a ruler, women have guesstimations at best, and those guesstimations are usually skewed by the fact that, according to popular media, the average length is 6.5 or whatever. This leads them to assume 6.5 is average and therefore some guy they meet with a large schlong is actually 7.5, when really the average is 5.5 and this guy is 6.5. We're our own worst enemy, men: the more we exaggerate, the higher the standards we have to meet. I'm just glad I personally can feel secure in my ten inch titan.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

maybe they measured along the top?

 

[oatmeal]

Phew. I always thought I was small and have been really nervous. My 13" penis seems to be above average.

 

[mdubs]

So I suppose I have to tip 20% then?

 

[Tesseract]

do you think homeless people are penises

 

[BPoole]

Do another study of 15000 penises and debunk this one, then.

I'm not sure I would want to look at 15000 dicks with rulers next to them and record.

Mine is 7 and I don't look at it and think I have a huge dick that's bigger than 95% of other guys.

 

[SliceSabre]

Eh. It's possibly just like the "post pictures of yourself" threads. Surely GAF isn't all attractive people, but the ones that aren't just won't post their pictures. Of course, people here could just be lying, but it's also possible that people that are average or below-average feel no need to post. It gains them no positive attention, after all.

True. If you had an average or below average one I can't imagine many would jump at the chance to admit that whereas if you're packing well so people just can't help but brag a bit or feel validated in their size.

 

[Fury451]

Phew. I always thought I was small and have been really nervous. My 13" penis seems to be above average.

Do you blackout a lot?

 

[SPCTRE]

Mine is 7 and I don't look at it and think I have a huge dick that's bigger than 95% of other guys.

Well, you should.

 

[esms]

You grow to your size, the flaccid display is dependent on many variables.

And those variables are?

 

[vikki]

They should measure balls next.

I don't consider myself to have big balls, but they do have an old man-like quality to them.

 

[Mr.Swag]

Yay! I'm good in leght. Need some tape to measure girth

 

[sinxtanx]

I'm not sure I would want to look at 15000 dicks with rulers next to them and record.

Mine is 7 and I don't look at it and think I have a huge dick that's bigger than 95% of other guys.

Might be because you're used to it, and not in the habit of questioning your dick

I don't think I have large hands, but I do

Opinion isn't fact

etc

 

[Skiptastic]

I'm about 7 inches. Girls always tell me it's huge. But I always thought it was the average. I don't consider myself large.

I'm guessing it's because the only other time you see other penises, it's in pornography. Not surprisingly, they don't tend to hire people with small dicks in porn.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Well hell yeah.

Ladies you know where to find me. I'll disappoint you but at least the tool isn't the wrong size. Call me at 1800 Woof

 

[Rock And Roll]

 

[Red]

That's a bingo!

Reminds me of a quote from the late great Carl Sagan.

"There are more dick pics on the internet than there are grains of sand on Earth."

RIP

 

[feel]

My reaction.

Thanks science once again for making me feel better.

 

[JackLongRod]

It's crazy how many of the top 5% are GAF members.

But no one is using them though

 

[Nibel]

Ay

 

[jerd]

Hopefully condom companies don't see this or they'll continue to produce condoms that don't fit on my massive dong

 

[BPoole]

Might be because you're used to it, and not in the habit of questioning your dick

I don't think I have large hands, but I do

Opinion isn't fact

etc

Porn has probably skewed my perception of what big is. I guess I'm comparable to your average porn star, but then Ill see people like Shane Diesel and Johnny Dark and feel small in comparison

 

[EchoChamber]

16 cm master race

 

[DoktorEvil]

Porn has made a generation of men forever insecure about their members.

It's those fisheye lenses.

Anyway it's cool to know I'm above average :3

 

[RyanDG]

I think a lot of the surprise about the sizes is that when faced with an erect penis, I would wager that the first thing you are thinking about is not analytical measurements.

In fact, if I had a shit ton of money, I would do a scientific research that had people having sex, and then have the participant 'guess' the size of the man afterwards as well as rate their enjoyment of the experience.

I would wager good money that if the sexual activity was more 'enjoyable', the size will skew towards larger than what the person really was. Whereas, if the sexual activity was not enjoyable, the size would skew smaller.

This is of course discounting the extremes, where someone would be significantly larger or smaller than the normal population.

 

[Catdaddy]

So is this compensating for the appearance graph from yesterday?

All male GAF are 8-10 in both appearance and 8-10 (inches) in dick size.. We are pretty and pretty big!!

 

[Bit-Bit]

I've asked a few girls I know what the average penis size they've been with was and they all said around 5 inches.

Men are just way too insecure about their penis size. And I'm sure being exposed to all of that porn where the dudes have monster cocks doesn't help the perception of what is "average".

 

[Dany]

Good to know I'm above average.

 

[Mortemis]

Edit: I hate to say this but there's one or two members on here who can actually vouch for the fact I'm longer than average. I'm about average with girth, but length? Way above it.

"One or two". Yeaaaah, nope.

Hate to say this but John wasn't lying when he said it 'done the rounds'...

 

[DonasaurusRex]

Spoiler

I hate my stupid small penis. Fucking genetics man. Fuck those genes.

and we are done here

 

[Lovely Salsa]

I've asked a few girls I know what the average penis size they've been with was and they all said around 5 inches.

Men are just way too insecure about their penis size. And I'm sure being exposed to all of that porn where the dudes have monster cocks doesn't help the perception of what is "average".

What about in locker rooms where you see 6+ inches dingeling unerect? Ive seen quite many of those

 

[Ultimadrago]

Feel good thread of the day.

I don't know if you're serious, but I agree...

I'm an awful person.

 

[injurai]

And those variables are?

temperature, blood pressure

 

[samn]

Close but not really. Dicks aren't perfect circles. Wider than they are taaallwhy am I talking about dicks at work.

I need to invest in a string to measure it.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

If GAF has taught me anything, is that anything below a 10-inch throbbing donger is useless.

 

[Valkerionseven]

Porn companies going to start scouting from Neogaf, confirmed.

 

[Coconut]

I've never measured penis and I think it's hilarious that any of you actually have or are concerned enough to have measured your penis.

 

[Anung]

So many members in here.

 

[Catdaddy]

What about in locker rooms where you see 6+ inches dingeling unerect? Ive seen quite many of those

You run around with a ruler?

 

[Courage]

a lot of big dicks in this thread

 

[Banana Aeon]

Superior penis race represent!

 

[Kinitari]

I don't think we'll ever be satisfied with these studies, we'll never be like "yep. Pack it up, we know how big the average dick is, let's move on".

 

[esms]

temperature, blood pressure

Thought it would have been more genetic than that.

 

[LaserBuddha]

I've never measured penis and I think it's hilarious that any of you actually have or are concerned enough to have measured your penis.

They made rulers 12 inches long for a reason. For a while they just had yard sticks, and Pythagoras was like "I can't measure my dick with this."