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[Coolwhip]

You run around with a ruler?

You are replying to a troll or someone thats not very bright.

 

[LyleLanley]

I've never measured penis and I think it's hilarious that any of you actually have or are concerned enough to have measured your penis.

Never measured your penis?

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Slightly above average not to sure on the thickness though.

 

[Courage]

I don't think we'll ever be satisfied with these studies, we'll never be like "yep. Pack it up, we know how big the average dick is, let's move on".

Reminds me of the squirting study thread.

 

[DoktorEvil]

I don't think we'll ever be satisfied with these studies, we'll never be like "yep. Pack it up, we know how big the average dick is, let's move on".

There's always money in funding research to measure dick size.

 

[studyguy]

This is GAF, of course every dude in here has an 8in flaccid and can make a women drench herself with a single glance. I mean look at the OT threads having panic attacks about talking to kids on the street. Any woman would swoon.

 

[RecursiveFault]

Subscribed until I find a ruler.

Lol

This definitely seems conservative, but I'm not a penis expert I guess.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

This is GAF, of course every dude in here has an 8in flaccid and can make a women drench herself with a single glance. I mean look at the OT threads having panic attacks about talking to kids on the street. Any woman would swoon.

Not to mention "help gaf my dick is too big for condoms"

 

[jblank83]

I remember reading a similar study 15-20 years ago.

I wonder why they bothered replicating existing research.

 

[Dragonborn]

I thought 6 was average

 

[Ruruja]

My percentiles are all over the shop.

 

[Banana Aeon]

I don't think we'll ever be satisfied with these studies, we'll never be like "yep. Pack it up, we know how big the average dick is, let's move on".

The average floppy will continue to grow more and more unimpressive as time moves ahead.

 

[moniker]

If I'm reading this correctly, only ~13% have 15 cm o longer when erect? That really doesn't sound right.

 

[Symphonia]

"One or two". Yeaaaah, nope.

Hate to say this but John wasn't lying when he said it 'done the rounds'...

John? Wait, who?

 

[RecursiveFault]

I wonder if they have some kind of showers vs growers statistic.

Wondering this myself, too.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

i like how the tone of this topic has been "no no, my penis can't be that big" haha

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Where's the bell curve?

 

[Ganzlinger]

China hás over a billion people guys...

lol

 

[RecursiveFault]

Where's the bell curve?

This is a bell curve equivalent, but it's percentile.

 

[Banana Aeon]

i like how the tone of this topic has been "no no, my penis can't be that big" haha

Modesty is for chumps.

 

[Mortemis]

John? Wait, who?

I'm surprised I actually remembered this. Lmfao

 

[Loomba]

I'm half Asian, I'm 5'11" AND have a bigger than average size? I don't feel like I've won the genetic lottery by a long shot but man I did alright.

 

[Coconut]

Never measured your penis?

1. Who gets a hard dick and thinks "should put a cold piece of metal or plastic on it?

2. What would it prove? it certainly wouldn't make you a better sex partner

3. Even if you had a big dick you are a dumbass for going around and telling people without a second party backing up the story and if you had a small dick you'd keep it to yourself.

My immediate group of friends also have said that they've never done it as well.

I've seriously just never had a reason or want to do it.

 

[injurai]

Where's the bell curve?

It's a cumulative distribution function instead of a probability mass.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I'm in the 85% range WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!

But feels bad for flaccid (25%).

 

[BlueTsunami]

Drop your body fat to 9% and regain that extra inch or two. Join the 95th percentile

 

[Angry Grimace]

Let me guess: every single person on the internet has revealed themselves to in fact be in the 80th+ percentile of dick sizes.

 

[LaserBuddha]

1. Who gets a hard dick and thinks "should put a cold piece of metal or plastic on it?

2. What would it prove?

how big ur dick is

 

[Symphonia]

I'm surprised I actually remembered this. Lmfao

Yeah, not even I remembered that, and it's about my own damned cock. So I'm not even sure now if John and you are joking or not about my cock doing the rounds on GAF.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

This is a bell curve equivalent, but it's percentile.

It's a joke in reference to the gaffer who made the beautiful looking people thread using a bell curve.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Where's the bell curve?

This is a bell curve equivalent, but it's percentile.

It's a cumulative distribution function instead of a probability mass.

Reminds me of this:

Spoiler

It's a Sillicon Valley reference to a dick formula.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Reminds me of this:

Spoiler

It's a Sillicon Valley reference to a dick formula.

Mean jerk time ftw

 

[G.ZZZ]

No relationship between race and size? Yeah, i'm not buying this sry.
Average seems a bit low, but i guess pretty much everyone exxagerate their size in real life (especially girls are TERRIBLE at guessing sizes but i guess that's the fault of their partners) plus guys who aren't self conscious in the gym are probably in the slightly bigger part of the spectrum. Porn average is a bit above 6" so take from it what you wish.

 

[Who]

Today on GAF I learned how big my penis is in centimeters

Spoiler

15.24

 

[Fury451]

Let me guess: every single person on the internet has revealed themselves to in fact be in the 80th+ percentile of dick sizes.

And most of them are on GAF.

 

[backflip10019]

Shout out to my 100th percentile brethren.

 

[Coconut]

how big ur dick is

but i have no assumption on how big my penis is so there's nothing to prove. My penis is and that's all I need to know.

 

[TheExodu5]

There's no way there's that few people above 6 inches.

 

[adamsapple]

90%

AWW YEAH

I feel so good right now.

 

[SliceSabre]

No relationship between race and size? Yeah, i'm not buying this sry.
Average seems a bit low, but i guess pretty much everyone exxagerate their size in real life (especially girls are TERRIBLE at guessing sizes but i guess that's the fault of their partners) plus guys who aren't self conscious in the gym are probably in the slightly bigger part of the spectrum. Porn average is a bit above 6" so take from it what you wish.

Possibly. I'm a grower not a shower and flaccid I am not even remotely impressive and would probably be self conscious in gym locker rooms had it not been for the Navy which broke me of that. I don't want anyone to see me flaccid but its not a good look to walk around the gym locker room in full salute.

 

[LyleLanley]

1. Who gets a hard dick and thinks "should put a cold piece of metal or plastic on it?

2. What would it prove? it certainly wouldn't make you a better sex partner

3. Even if you had a big dick you are a dumbass for going around and telling people without a second party backing up the story and if you had a small dick you'd keep it to yourself.

My immediate group of friends also have said that they've never done it as well.

I've seriously just never had a reason or want to do it.

I just assumed everyone measured when they were a teenager.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Does anyone really want to see a tiny penis when watching a porno? I mean, really, it's just not impressive at all, and the woman struggles to grab a hold of it while only able to give the tip a BJ. Then the penetration is awkward in itself, too.

Just the tip?

Just the tip?

JUST THE TIP?

 

[injurai]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sONHATVRjrI

 

[kewlmyc]

Today is a good day!

 

[v1lla21]

I don't consider myself to have big balls, but they do have an old man-like quality to them.

Do they hit your knees as you walk?

"My dick ain't big but I can fuck a bitch stupid." - My 12 year old cousin.

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

I love how the average size gets progressively smaller after each new study. My 14cm (5.5 inch) is now 70th percentile. Amazing.

Now we need girth to reduce.

 

[ldcommando]

Above normal, hells yeah

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Today on GAF I learned how big my penis is in millimeters

Spoiler

15.24

Spoiler

15.24 millimeters? So 1.5 cm?

 

[Hale-XF11]

Weird, I'm in the 99th percentile for length, but 0 percentile for girth. Pencil dick confirmed.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Isn't there a massive disparity between the studies of individuals who measured their own penis, and those that had a medical professional measure them?


I heard someone say that your dick can actually decrease in size if you smoke! Is that true? Or is Napoleon propaganda. Apparently Napoleon didn't have a small dick, but the English started a rumor to fuck with him. They did the same thing about his height. He wasn't tall, but he wasn't as small either as people made him out to be. We need to retire the phrase "napoleon dick!"