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[Kacho]

This makes no sense to me. My penis should be in a museum for all of the small penis people to admire.

 

[Spinluck]

Porn has made a generation of men forever insecure about their members.

I don't think it's only porn that did this.

Pop culture seems to glorify big dicks too.

 

[Robot Carnival]

welp... guess I'll just keep telling myself it's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean...

Spoiler

being Asian with an equipment of a little under 5 inches can be sorta depressing sometimes. :-(

 

[BumRush]

I feel like 'stretched flaccid' is the hipster way to measure dicks. Just feels too pretentious.

Also, the ONLY way you should measure your penis length is erect. The. Only. Way. Reason being, flaccid dick size varies soooo much. The other day, right before I got in the shower I had been sedentary and I was probably 80% of my erect size while flaccid. Today, after I lifted and did cardio I was maybe 33-40%?!? It's not only who's dick they're measuring, but when and under what conditions.

 

[The Purple Pill]

Have a hard time believing, to be in the 100 percent.

Spoiler

Then again, one time, at a party, was accused of having a boner, I didn't, was just flaccid stretched, had to pull down my pants to prove it, did feel good seeing them teases turning into jaws dropping but was in a lose-lose situation there otherwise.

Wonder if others tried that before?

 

[Miles X]

Kinda shocked to see 6 inches is 80% ... I thought that was the average. Glad to see I'm above.

 

[DoktorEvil]

I feel like 'stretched flaccid' is the hipster way to measure dicks. Just feels too pretentious.

Also, the ONLY way you should measure your penis length is erect. The. Only. Way. Reason being, flaccid dick size varies soooo much. The other day, right before I got in the shower I had been sedentary and I was probably 80% of my erect size while flaccid. Today, after I lifted and did cardio I was maybe 33-40%?!? It's not only who's dick they're measuring, but when and under what conditions.

There are showers and there are growers.

I'm firmly proud to be a grower.

 

[Miles X]

There are showers and there are growers.

I'm firmly proud to be a grower.

There are some that are both tho!

 

[CREMSteve]

Who measures their penis and more importantly... Why? I'm nearing the golden age of 40 and I couldn't tell you my "measurements".

What's the point?

 

[Super_Cobra]

I'm guessing it's because the only other time you see other penises, it's in pornography. Not surprisingly, they don't tend to hire people with small dicks in porn.

I think you are right. When I look at porn I look at the penises those guys have and it makes me feel like I have a little boys dick. Lol.

 

[LyleLanley]

There are some that are both tho!

Wait, don't those terms contradict each other?

 

[Robot Carnival]

Have a hard time believing, to be in the 100 percent.

Spoiler

Then again, one time, at a party, was accused of having a boner, I didn't, was just flaccid stretched, had to pull down my pants to prove it, did feel good seeing them teases turning into jaws dropping but was in a lose-lose situation there otherwise.

Wonder if others tried that before?

show off =P

what were the reaction of the girls that saw it? lol

 

[Miles X]

Wait, don't those terms contradict each other?

Like that guy said, it depends on what the conditions are.

After a hot sweaty workout vs being out in the freezing cold is gonna get different results.

 

[hipbabboom]

Damn nerds trying to change the rules of the game!

 

[HappyBivouac]

From flaccid to erect, I go from 87.5th to 99th percentile. Team grower.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Why does flacid even matter? Who's diving in cootch (or ass) with their gummy bear? Just stuffing it in there like slowly thumbing clay into a gaping hole

 

[Coolwhip]

Who measures their penis and more importantly... Why? I'm nearing the golden age of 40 and I couldn't tell you my "measurements".

What's the point?

To brag on the internet of course!

 

[Face it Tiger..]

bigger then average club

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Wait, don't those terms contradict each other?

someone could be like, a 6 inch shower that growers to a 12 inch.

 

[B_Spooky13]

I WIN I WIN

WOOOOOO

No longer can my wife joke about my penis size... She has to be proud that I am a 99%er.


SUCK IT (puns)

 

[HappyBivouac]

Who measures their penis and more importantly... Why? I'm nearing the golden age of 40 and I couldn't tell you my "measurements".

What's the point?

Well look at who's too cool to measure his dick like everyone else.

Some people.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Woo hoo!

 

[LyleLanley]

Like that guy said, it depends on what the conditions are.

After a hot sweaty workout vs being out in the freezing cold is gonna get different results.

Don't most people assume average conditions when saying if they're a grower or shower?

 

[Skellig Gra]

17 cm girth? God DAMN.

 

[DOWN]

It's crazy how many of the top 5% are GAF members.

Not as hard to be in the 1% as one might as expect

 

[Jackben]

GAF discussing penis size is like people arguing about cursive writing. You bring up some interesting points but at the end of the day are just talking about something most of you will never use.

 

[DoktorEvil]

There are some that are both tho!

I feel for them. I wouldn't want to be a statistical anomaly or disgustingly too large to handle.

someone could be like, a 6 inch shower that growers to a 12 inch.

Doubt that would get much use.

 

[yamo]

So is this some institute that has actually measured 15000 penises with exactly the same measuring procedure?

 

[AfroDust]

Still not proud of my 6 incher.

 

[AngryMoth]

Well this has put me in a good mood. Thought I was dead average, turns out I'm in the 85th percentile

 

[Fury451]

Have a hard time believing, to be in the 100 percent.

Spoiler

Then again, one time, at a party, was accused of having a boner, I didn't, was just flaccid stretched, had to pull down my pants to prove it, did feel good seeing them teases turning into jaws dropping but was in a lose-lose situation there otherwise.

Wonder if others tried that before?

Man, I just hate it when I have to drop my pants in public to shut all of my accusers up. I'm not just a piece of meat to ogle you know, am I right?

GAF discussing penis size is like people arguing about cursive writing. You bring up some interesting points but at the end of the day are just talking about something most of you will never use.

Ice cold.

 

[SliceSabre]

Why does flacid even matter? Who's diving in cootch (or ass) with their gummy bear? Just stuffing it in there like slowly thumbing clay into a gaping hole

Think of it this way.

A guy who is a grower is for whatever reason caught naked and flaccid at a party. Erect he's 7 inches but flaccid he is a mere 3. The picture that is burned into everyone's head is the tiny 3 inch penis they saw but they don't know he's big when erect. No guy wants to be known for having a tiny penis even if someone saw it while flaccid.

 

[Volimar]

When it comes to penis size I'm happy to go metric. Always feels better to be double digits.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Above average baby I'm no two pump cum chump

 

[quesalupa]

Tad above average? I thought I was small. Self-esteem boost! Okay this thread is really weird bye!

 

[Sibersk Esto]

GAF discussing penis size is like people arguing about cursive writing. You bring up some interesting points but at the end of the day are just talking about something most of you will never use.

GOD

DAMN

 

[Übermatik]

Most men have dicks.

That's all you need to know.

 

[True Savior]

Now i know the feeling of belonging to the 1%.

 

[LyleLanley]

Now i know the feeling of belonging to the 1%.

Jesus man, how small is your dick?

 

[The Purple Pill]

show off =P

what were the reaction of the girls that saw it? lol

Oh Yea

Asked, if I knew how to use it too.The girl who accused me of the boner also hit on me a few times after that, lol.

 

[Rentahamster]

I'm in line with the world, so that's fine. Not above average huge, but I'm just glad it works and can fuck like a beast.

I feel sorry for blokes with a huge dick that doesn't work.

 

[AlphaDump]

somewhere between the 95-100 penile.

yeaaaaaa man, gonna print this out and spike it in front of my girlfriend

 

[True Savior]

Jesus man, how small is your dick?

You should have more respect for my humongous penis

 

[IchigoSharingan]

no surprise. not everyone has porn star size dicks.

Too bad. I sure fucking do.

 

[LyleLanley]

somewhere between the 95-100 penile.

yeaaaaaa man, gonna print this out and spike it in front of my girlfriend

"See? I told you it wasn't small!"

 

[MVP]

GAF discussing penis size is like people arguing about cursive writing. You bring up some interesting points but at the end of the day are just talking about something most of you will never use.

BOOM

 

[entremet]

Why does flacid even matter? Who's diving in cootch (or ass) with their gummy bear? Just stuffing it in there like slowly thumbing clay into a gaping hole

Shower versus grower bragging rights basically.

 

[Fury451]

Oh Yea

Asked, if I knew how to use it too.The girl who accused me of the boner also hit on me a few times after that, lol.

Where do you live? I'm genuinely curious about a population that would not only be totally okay with you whipping your member out during a party, but then all become sexually attracted immediately.

 

[Rayis]

Men care more about penises than women do

 

[BPoole]

Who measures their penis and more importantly... Why? I'm nearing the golden age of 40 and I couldn't tell you my "measurements".

What's the point?

I think times may have changed since you were younger. I have been asked several times by girls how big mine is. A girl I went to school with says she never flirts with guys with small hands bc she thinks small hands means small dick and doesn't want it to be awkward when they take it out the first time and it's small