Scientists find normal penis size - NeoGAF members statistical anomaly

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This makes no sense to me. My penis should be in a museum for all of the small penis people to admire.
 
welp... guess I'll just keep telling myself it's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean...

being Asian with an equipment of a little under 5 inches can be sorta depressing sometimes. :-(
 
I feel like 'stretched flaccid' is the hipster way to measure dicks. Just feels too pretentious.

Also, the ONLY way you should measure your penis length is erect. The. Only. Way. Reason being, flaccid dick size varies soooo much. The other day, right before I got in the shower I had been sedentary and I was probably 80% of my erect size while flaccid. Today, after I lifted and did cardio I was maybe 33-40%?!? It's not only who's dick they're measuring, but when and under what conditions.
 
Have a hard time believing, to be in the 100 percent.

Then again, one time, at a party, was accused of having a boner, I didn't, was just flaccid stretched, had to pull down my pants to prove it, did feel good seeing them teases turning into jaws dropping but was in a lose-lose situation there otherwise.
Wonder if others tried that before?
 
I feel like 'stretched flaccid' is the hipster way to measure dicks. Just feels too pretentious.

Also, the ONLY way you should measure your penis length is erect. The. Only. Way. Reason being, flaccid dick size varies soooo much. The other day, right before I got in the shower I had been sedentary and I was probably 80% of my erect size while flaccid. Today, after I lifted and did cardio I was maybe 33-40%?!? It's not only who's dick they're measuring, but when and under what conditions.

There are showers and there are growers.

I'm firmly proud to be a grower.
 
Who measures their penis and more importantly... Why? I'm nearing the golden age of 40 and I couldn't tell you my "measurements".

What's the point?
 
I'm guessing it's because the only other time you see other penises, it's in pornography. Not surprisingly, they don't tend to hire people with small dicks in porn.

I think you are right. When I look at porn I look at the penises those guys have and it makes me feel like I have a little boys dick. Lol.
 
Have a hard time believing, to be in the 100 percent.

Then again, one time, at a party, was accused of having a boner, I didn't, was just flaccid stretched, had to pull down my pants to prove it, did feel good seeing them teases turning into jaws dropping but was in a lose-lose situation there otherwise.
Wonder if others tried that before?

show off =P

what were the reaction of the girls that saw it? lol
 
Why does flacid even matter? Who's diving in cootch (or ass) with their gummy bear? Just stuffing it in there like slowly thumbing clay into a gaping hole
 
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GAF discussing penis size is like people arguing about cursive writing. You bring up some interesting points but at the end of the day are just talking about something most of you will never use.
 
So is this some institute that has actually measured 15000 penises with exactly the same measuring procedure?
 
Have a hard time believing, to be in the 100 percent.

Then again, one time, at a party, was accused of having a boner, I didn't, was just flaccid stretched, had to pull down my pants to prove it, did feel good seeing them teases turning into jaws dropping but was in a lose-lose situation there otherwise.
Wonder if others tried that before?

Man, I just hate it when I have to drop my pants in public to shut all of my accusers up. I'm not just a piece of meat to ogle you know, am I right?

GAF discussing penis size is like people arguing about cursive writing. You bring up some interesting points but at the end of the day are just talking about something most of you will never use.

Ice cold.
 
Why does flacid even matter? Who's diving in cootch (or ass) with their gummy bear? Just stuffing it in there like slowly thumbing clay into a gaping hole
Think of it this way.

A guy who is a grower is for whatever reason caught naked and flaccid at a party. Erect he's 7 inches but flaccid he is a mere 3. The picture that is burned into everyone's head is the tiny 3 inch penis they saw but they don't know he's big when erect. No guy wants to be known for having a tiny penis even if someone saw it while flaccid.
 
I'm in line with the world, so that's fine. Not above average huge, but I'm just glad it works and can fuck like a beast.

I feel sorry for blokes with a huge dick that doesn't work.
 
Oh Yea :P

Asked, if I knew how to use it too.The girl who accused me of the boner also hit on me a few times after that, lol.

Where do you live? I'm genuinely curious about a population that would not only be totally okay with you whipping your member out during a party, but then all become sexually attracted immediately.
 
Who measures their penis and more importantly... Why? I'm nearing the golden age of 40 and I couldn't tell you my "measurements".

What's the point?
I think times may have changed since you were younger. I have been asked several times by girls how big mine is. A girl I went to school with says she never flirts with guys with small hands bc she thinks small hands means small dick and doesn't want it to be awkward when they take it out the first time and it's small
 
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