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September Wrasslin' |OT| because Triple H is good for business
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Follow-up question: How much old-man-penis are you willing to suck?
Do you think that would be best for business?
BronsonLee
Member
Just shave your beard like Sunflower asks and he'll make it happen
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
June, 2014. We will all buy front row seats to MITB and jump the barricade during the WWE title money in the bank. You climb the ladder while we choke Justin Roberts with his tie. We can be a legit stable and lose to Cena at Survivor Series in a 20 vs. 1 I quit match. Or, If you are willing to settle for heavyweight champion, I'm sure Del Rio would give it to you because that title is a curse.
....yes?
My GF would kill me. But....WWE champion is a once in a lifetime thing...
I'll take the Chair Burial for us.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Maybe you will be lucky enough to have your head put between the thighs of the majestic, COO, King of Kings and have it planted on the mat. I will never know that feeling and it breaks my heart every day.
Liquidsnake
Banned
I finally figured out what it is about Bo Dallas that has bugged me since he first started this current gimmick. Not his horrible abilities, the awful way he talks, nor even how much Dusty and others thought he could actually be pushed and have it get over with the fans, all that I knew before with FCW I would dislike.
Nay, what bugs me about Bo Dallas is that I can't look at him without thinking of him as the living representation of Gabbo from The Simpsons. http://youtu.be/aQvXLPdTPcE
Just replace that one line with "imitate Ol' J.R."
Nay, what bugs me about Bo Dallas is that I can't look at him without thinking of him as the living representation of Gabbo from The Simpsons. http://youtu.be/aQvXLPdTPcE
Just replace that one line with "imitate Ol' J.R."
All he has to do is sleep with the Diva with the most backstage clout. Oh wait, that's the reverse of what happens.
Cena is a Total Diva.
Here are some pics from Monday night taken from my sub-par seats with my sub-par phone.
The first one is Zeb. Normally, I'm not the type to take someone's picture while they're just driving around, but I found it hilarious Zeb drove a Japanese car. Also, The Wyatt's actually drive to the arena wearing their full outfits.
Overall it was a fun experience to go to the show and be part of the crowd, but it is a really lame way to watch Raw. The section I was in didn't have a whole lot of participators either. I don't know if its just because we were way off camera, I was like the only person thrust my arms with the "YES" chants and yelling. I was stuck between a couple in their early 20s Instagramming EVERYTHING and the other side of me was a 60+ couple that got scared the few times there were fireworks. The only lady was really in to the Bryan/Ambrose match and would say "Oh shit!" every time Ambrose got in some offence. I was real happy I got to see Goldust live and that swing from Cesaro, though. Overall, I think I'd probably rather attend a house show or a PPV. So much of the night is spent looking at screens I felt kind of cheated. That Savage dude was awesome, though. I wish he had been opposite the camera.
The first one is Zeb. Normally, I'm not the type to take someone's picture while they're just driving around, but I found it hilarious Zeb drove a Japanese car. Also, The Wyatt's actually drive to the arena wearing their full outfits.
Overall it was a fun experience to go to the show and be part of the crowd, but it is a really lame way to watch Raw. The section I was in didn't have a whole lot of participators either. I don't know if its just because we were way off camera, I was like the only person thrust my arms with the "YES" chants and yelling. I was stuck between a couple in their early 20s Instagramming EVERYTHING and the other side of me was a 60+ couple that got scared the few times there were fireworks. The only lady was really in to the Bryan/Ambrose match and would say "Oh shit!" every time Ambrose got in some offence. I was real happy I got to see Goldust live and that swing from Cesaro, though. Overall, I think I'd probably rather attend a house show or a PPV. So much of the night is spent looking at screens I felt kind of cheated. That Savage dude was awesome, though. I wish he had been opposite the camera.
TheWarrior
Banned
He should be dominating mid carders right now, just going in and destroying every match, then a hero arises to fight the bully, that hero is Santino.
This is basically how I felt going to Raw in March. So much of the show is spent staring at the Titantron either for promos, skits, or straight up commercials. All the BA*, movie ads, KMart ads, etc, get aired for the live audiences, too. The pyro is fucking LOUD. I don't know how guys don't have hearing issues after one or two shows. Especially guys who have pyro going on around them, such as Kane's in ring stuff. Shit is ridiculous.
Another downside to live shows is that everything is so telegraphed since you constantly see the camera crew running to get in place for a run in or after match beat down. Or setting up props and what have you. Oh, and the "What you missed on the WWE App" stuff is ALSO shown to the live crowd, who just saw that shit anyway.
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Stro did you want to get into PC gaming
because I have 2 Close Friend slots...
because I have 2 Close Friend slots...
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I do still have that rug. And in front of it an Eternal Flame in the fireplace. It's always warm.
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Some free Steam keys if you want them, quote to reveal and let me know if you grab em.
FTL:
Trine 2:
Mark of the Ninja:
Eets Munchies:
Just consider it a gift from Papa Vince.
FTL:
Trine 2:
Mark of the Ninja:
Eets Munchies:
Just consider it a gift from Papa Vince.
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Shitloads.
Psychopomps
Cubanate
16Volt
KMFDM
Hate Dept
Front Line Assembly (earlier stuff, later stuff is more...something else)
Electric Hellfire Club
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
Ministry from Twitch to Psalm 69 - Mind is a Terrible Thing To Taste is incredible.
Velvet Acid Christ
Birmingham 6
X Marks the Pedwalk (very euro-industrial, early stuff)
Laibach (this is THE MACHINE for what its worth, lots of concept albums though so be warned they might not all work for you)
:wumpscut:
Suicide Commando's early stuff
Yelworc
Godflesh (incredible drone, love their early to mid stuff)
Scorn
Die Form (sex fuck music, that's their schtick)
1000 Homo DJs (if you can find their stuff)
Leaether Strip
Revolting Cocks
Chemlab
should be enough to get you started
Quite a list. Spotify is getting some usage.
British Monsoon
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Couple of steam keys if any wrassleGAF heroes/sheroes want them;
F.T.L;
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Mark of the Ninja;
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Just quote to see the keys and post if you claim them.
F.T.L;
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Mark of the Ninja;
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Just quote to see the keys and post if you claim them.
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
BAH GAWD
Dr. Heiney will make a return I bet.
TheWarrior
Banned
JR was probably their best commentator ever
Keyser Soze
Member
Triple Da G.O.D!
Member
Sad to see him go. His voice will always be synonymous with the WWE. I might have to pick up 2K14 now,
avengers23
Banned
Maybe this is a Mark Henry-like heel turn to bring back Heel Jim Ross to save commentary?
slightconfuse
Banned
Well I guess more BBQ!.
Bah god king schiavone has invaded the WWE universe
Bah god king schiavone has invaded the WWE universe
Nocturnowl
Member
Good old JR has taken so many great moments and made them legendary, truly the greatest commentator.
Professor Beef
Banned
JR retiring is an OT thread topic if I've ever heard one.
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WCW Monday Nitro 10/26/98
Hogan and Warrior had a terrible match, Bret and Sting had a bullshit match, and DDP/Goldberg had a great match. Due to 10-20% of cable providers cutting out on Halloween Havoc, they will be showing Goldberg vs DDP in full at the 9PM hour. Tony tells us that the competition has been saying this was a ploy by WCW just to have a ratings spike. Tony says this is not the case at all. Larry then talks about the "2KY" bug.
Stevie Ray vs Kenny Kaos
What a great thing to start a show with after 20% of your paying audience got dicked out of the main event the night before. Kenny was about to win when Buff ran down, distracted the ref, and threw the slapjack to Stevie. Slapjack and Slapjack for the win. They continued a beat down until Rick Steiner made a save. He's wearing a t-shirt under his singlet for some reason. Rick spits out that he won the tag titles last night (this is at least the second time this year that a wrestler won the tag titles without a tag partner) and WCW is making him choose a partner tonight. He picks Kaos. What about Rage? This dude already has a tag partner.
Kanyon vs TAFKATAFKAPI
LOL at Tony saying Hogan/Warrior "...turned..ugly..". What he meant to say was "turned shitty, sorry folks!". Prince starts the match out in a hurry and hip tosses Kanyon to the floor. Kanyon tries a pildriver on/off the steps, but gets backdroped off. Prince comes back in the ring with a springboard flip and a mountain bomb. Kanyon comes back with the Flatliner for the win. BANG!
The Nitro girls dance at the announce table as Tony tries to hide his O-face.
TO THE MEAN GENE. The Horsemen are the in ring guests. I don't believe we are in the shanks of the evening, yet. No Mongo tonight. I guess they lost him after a long weekend in Vegas. Ric starts to talk about the HARD TIMES that Bischoff has been having lately. Speak of the devil, here comes Bischoff. He says he realizes how much Ric Flair means to the WCW fans and he will allow Ric Flair to wrestle. And Ric Flair will wrestle....TONIGHT!
In addition to seeing DDP vs Goldberg, we'll also get DDP vs Bret Hart for the US Championship.
Alex Wright vs Barry Horrowitz
It's a Horrowitz squash.
Sick Boy vs Wrath
Wrath defeated Meng last night, but for whatever reason, it wasn't shown on the PPV. It wasn't a dark match,since it happened after the show started, but it wasn't shown on the show. I don't get it. Another squash for Wrath.
TO THE HALLOWEEN HAVOC. DDP vs Goldberg is shown in full.
TO THE BACK. Mean Gene tries to get a word with Kevin Nash. Scott Hall was also in the locker room. Nash says he didn't pin Hall because it wasn't about winning or losing. It was about beating some sense into Hall and getting his friend back. Hall says it is time for a change. He offers his hand to Nash. Then Giant shows up and attacks. Hall and Giant throw Nash through the wall. It was a SWERVE!
The nWo in full force come out. LOL again at Tony saying the finish to Hogan/Warrior wasn't worth mentioning. Horace is officially given his nWo membership. Warrior or the match wasn't even mentioned once by Hogan.
Saturn vs Eddie Guerrero
They start out with some good old fashioned chain wrasslin. Saturn gets tired of it and hits a belly to belly. He hits a shoulder block. Eddie tries to claim there was a hair pull. Eddie used the opportunity to drop kick the knee and would continue to work over the leg. Saturn hits another suplex, but can barely even stand. Regardless, he tries a press slam, which is countered into an arm drag. Eddie hits a titlawhirl backbreaker. He goes for a wheelbarrow bulldog, which is countered into a face buster. Saturn starts his come back. T-bone. Falcon Arrow. The LWO run in. Saturn manages to fight the first wave off, but they eventually outnumber him. This new guy hits a brainbuster. Eddie hits the frog splash.
TO THE MEAN GENE. Judy Bagwell is the guest. Buff has let his family down. I can't understand half of what Judy says. She's such a redneck. The family is done with Buff. Judy is a mother on a mission (MOM) and she's had ENOUGH OF BUFF!
Stevie Ray/Giant vs Rick Steiner/Kenny Kaos WCW Tag Team Championships
This is probably the 5th or 6th match this year where the tag team belts were defended by someone who wasn't responsible for winning them to begin with. First with the nWo at the beginning of the year, then with the Wolfpac, then again with the nWo, and now Rick and Kenny. I find it really bizarre that Rick picked a guy already in an established tag team. Great ref/Giant botch where Giant was supposed to power out of a pin, but he took too long, so the ref just stopped counting. Rick hits a really shitty and dangerous looking super bulldog on Stevie to retain the titles. You'd think after nearly breaking a guy's neck earlier in the year that he'd try to hit it as cleanly as possible.
Eric Bischoff and Brain have joined us at the booth. Bischoff said Flair would wrestle tonight, but what he didn't say was that it would be on video tape. We're shown highlights of Bash at the Beach 1994. A lot of it. I feel like this was a missed opportunity to make a montage of Flair jobbing to Hogan.
Juventud Guerrera vs Kidman WCW Cruiserweight Championship
God damn it. AGAIN. Worst of all, Juvi lost the night before to Disco, who went on to lose to Kidman, so how is he now the number one contender? The only new thing of note was Juvi spiking Kidman with a brainbustaaaah.
We're shown the new Macho Man and Sting home videos. I had these and the Goldberg one as a kid. They're both like 45 minutes and sucked. Brain stole one anyway.
Buff and Scott are not only nWo 4LYFE, but FRIENDS4LYFE. Buff then heels on moms, saying their jobs are cooking, cleaning, and taking care of their man. He wants his dad to set his mom straight when gets home. Scott wants JoJo to come out and grant him a rematch with Rick. Scott claims that JoJo has always liked Rick more, especially since Scott joined the nWo. JoJo wants to know why the ref who started the match wasn't the one who finished it. They attack JoJo. Steiner Recliner!
The Warrior comes out.
Speak to me, warriors. Last night, Hogan, you had the opportunity to face the challenge like a man and you failed. Last night, Hogan, you had the opportunity to set afire with but one match what will now haunt you forever. You see, Hogan, there's a difference between beating someone up and genuinely having beat a man. And the whole world of warriors knows I beat the hell out of you last night. And the (???, sounded like a muted bullshit) been bought doesn't change it. You have opened the door to the Warrior's hell and I am its gatekeeper. The time is near. Same Warrior time. Same Warrior place. Same Warrior channel.
Hogan comes out. Horace stops him from getting in the ring. Horace gets in instead. And out he goes. Same for Giant. Hogan attacks from behind. Warrior comes back with maybe the worst flying shoulder block I've ever seen, then decks Bischoff off the apron. I figured this was over since Hogan didn't mention Warrior at all earlier and I really didn't remember Warrior doing anything after Halloween Havoc.
Konnan/Lex Luger vs Scott Hall/Scott Steiner
You're telling me they let Steiner wrestle after attacking JoJo earlier? It starts as a wild brawl with everyone in the ring and the ref not trying to break it up. Steiner and Konnan go to the floor. Shortly after, Lex and Hall go to the floor. I don't know if this is a no DQ falls count anywhere match or what. I don't even know if this was a match since there were chairs and chokes and then it just went to commercial and was over when we came back.
DDP vs Bret Hart WCW US Championship
Bret tries to end it early with a roll up. He then out technical wrestles DDP. DDP does a roll up of his own. Bret comes back with some heel stuff. DDP pulls himself out of the corner (BY HIS BOOTSTRAPS), but gets knocked right back down with a lariatoo. Bret settles into a chin lock. DDP tries to fight out of it and gets hit with a DDT. He comes back with a Pancake Norton. DDP goes up top, gets caught, and Bret hits a huge superplex. 5MOD starts up. A low blow hits both DDP and the ref. Bret gets the international object. He wakes the ref up for some reason, only to turn around into a Kanyon Cutter. BANG! New champion! Bret then beats up the ref and DDP. He pounds on DDP's leg with a chair and then puts him in the Sharpshooter. Then more chair shots. After a good 4 minutes of this, Goldberg finally runs into help and WE'RE OUTTA TIME. I'm sure what happened next won't be shown on or talked about on Thunder. Also, Bret is a terrible US Champion. He won it in a non-match, lost it a week later, won it back on the next show, and has only defended it once I think before losing it again.
After a huge PPV, it felt like business as usual on Nitro. Warrior/Hogan continues, Hall/Nash continues, the nWo/Wolfpac war continues, Steiner/Buff vs Steiner/Judy continues. No resolution to anything, and all of the feuds had already completely ran out of steam a week or two before the PPV.
WCW Monday Nitro 10/26/98
Hogan and Warrior had a terrible match, Bret and Sting had a bullshit match, and DDP/Goldberg had a great match. Due to 10-20% of cable providers cutting out on Halloween Havoc, they will be showing Goldberg vs DDP in full at the 9PM hour. Tony tells us that the competition has been saying this was a ploy by WCW just to have a ratings spike. Tony says this is not the case at all. Larry then talks about the "2KY" bug.
Stevie Ray vs Kenny Kaos
What a great thing to start a show with after 20% of your paying audience got dicked out of the main event the night before. Kenny was about to win when Buff ran down, distracted the ref, and threw the slapjack to Stevie. Slapjack and Slapjack for the win. They continued a beat down until Rick Steiner made a save. He's wearing a t-shirt under his singlet for some reason. Rick spits out that he won the tag titles last night (this is at least the second time this year that a wrestler won the tag titles without a tag partner) and WCW is making him choose a partner tonight. He picks Kaos. What about Rage? This dude already has a tag partner.
Kanyon vs TAFKATAFKAPI
LOL at Tony saying Hogan/Warrior "...turned..ugly..". What he meant to say was "turned shitty, sorry folks!". Prince starts the match out in a hurry and hip tosses Kanyon to the floor. Kanyon tries a pildriver on/off the steps, but gets backdroped off. Prince comes back in the ring with a springboard flip and a mountain bomb. Kanyon comes back with the Flatliner for the win. BANG!
The Nitro girls dance at the announce table as Tony tries to hide his O-face.
TO THE MEAN GENE. The Horsemen are the in ring guests. I don't believe we are in the shanks of the evening, yet. No Mongo tonight. I guess they lost him after a long weekend in Vegas. Ric starts to talk about the HARD TIMES that Bischoff has been having lately. Speak of the devil, here comes Bischoff. He says he realizes how much Ric Flair means to the WCW fans and he will allow Ric Flair to wrestle. And Ric Flair will wrestle....TONIGHT!
In addition to seeing DDP vs Goldberg, we'll also get DDP vs Bret Hart for the US Championship.
Alex Wright vs Barry Horrowitz
It's a Horrowitz squash.
Sick Boy vs Wrath
Wrath defeated Meng last night, but for whatever reason, it wasn't shown on the PPV. It wasn't a dark match,since it happened after the show started, but it wasn't shown on the show. I don't get it. Another squash for Wrath.
TO THE HALLOWEEN HAVOC. DDP vs Goldberg is shown in full.
TO THE BACK. Mean Gene tries to get a word with Kevin Nash. Scott Hall was also in the locker room. Nash says he didn't pin Hall because it wasn't about winning or losing. It was about beating some sense into Hall and getting his friend back. Hall says it is time for a change. He offers his hand to Nash. Then Giant shows up and attacks. Hall and Giant throw Nash through the wall. It was a SWERVE!
The nWo in full force come out. LOL again at Tony saying the finish to Hogan/Warrior wasn't worth mentioning. Horace is officially given his nWo membership. Warrior or the match wasn't even mentioned once by Hogan.
Saturn vs Eddie Guerrero
They start out with some good old fashioned chain wrasslin. Saturn gets tired of it and hits a belly to belly. He hits a shoulder block. Eddie tries to claim there was a hair pull. Eddie used the opportunity to drop kick the knee and would continue to work over the leg. Saturn hits another suplex, but can barely even stand. Regardless, he tries a press slam, which is countered into an arm drag. Eddie hits a titlawhirl backbreaker. He goes for a wheelbarrow bulldog, which is countered into a face buster. Saturn starts his come back. T-bone. Falcon Arrow. The LWO run in. Saturn manages to fight the first wave off, but they eventually outnumber him. This new guy hits a brainbuster. Eddie hits the frog splash.
TO THE MEAN GENE. Judy Bagwell is the guest. Buff has let his family down. I can't understand half of what Judy says. She's such a redneck. The family is done with Buff. Judy is a mother on a mission (MOM) and she's had ENOUGH OF BUFF!
Stevie Ray/Giant vs Rick Steiner/Kenny Kaos WCW Tag Team Championships
This is probably the 5th or 6th match this year where the tag team belts were defended by someone who wasn't responsible for winning them to begin with. First with the nWo at the beginning of the year, then with the Wolfpac, then again with the nWo, and now Rick and Kenny. I find it really bizarre that Rick picked a guy already in an established tag team. Great ref/Giant botch where Giant was supposed to power out of a pin, but he took too long, so the ref just stopped counting. Rick hits a really shitty and dangerous looking super bulldog on Stevie to retain the titles. You'd think after nearly breaking a guy's neck earlier in the year that he'd try to hit it as cleanly as possible.
Eric Bischoff and Brain have joined us at the booth. Bischoff said Flair would wrestle tonight, but what he didn't say was that it would be on video tape. We're shown highlights of Bash at the Beach 1994. A lot of it. I feel like this was a missed opportunity to make a montage of Flair jobbing to Hogan.
Juventud Guerrera vs Kidman WCW Cruiserweight Championship
God damn it. AGAIN. Worst of all, Juvi lost the night before to Disco, who went on to lose to Kidman, so how is he now the number one contender? The only new thing of note was Juvi spiking Kidman with a brainbustaaaah.
We're shown the new Macho Man and Sting home videos. I had these and the Goldberg one as a kid. They're both like 45 minutes and sucked. Brain stole one anyway.
Buff and Scott are not only nWo 4LYFE, but FRIENDS4LYFE. Buff then heels on moms, saying their jobs are cooking, cleaning, and taking care of their man. He wants his dad to set his mom straight when gets home. Scott wants JoJo to come out and grant him a rematch with Rick. Scott claims that JoJo has always liked Rick more, especially since Scott joined the nWo. JoJo wants to know why the ref who started the match wasn't the one who finished it. They attack JoJo. Steiner Recliner!
The Warrior comes out.
Speak to me, warriors. Last night, Hogan, you had the opportunity to face the challenge like a man and you failed. Last night, Hogan, you had the opportunity to set afire with but one match what will now haunt you forever. You see, Hogan, there's a difference between beating someone up and genuinely having beat a man. And the whole world of warriors knows I beat the hell out of you last night. And the (???, sounded like a muted bullshit) been bought doesn't change it. You have opened the door to the Warrior's hell and I am its gatekeeper. The time is near. Same Warrior time. Same Warrior place. Same Warrior channel.
Hogan comes out. Horace stops him from getting in the ring. Horace gets in instead. And out he goes. Same for Giant. Hogan attacks from behind. Warrior comes back with maybe the worst flying shoulder block I've ever seen, then decks Bischoff off the apron. I figured this was over since Hogan didn't mention Warrior at all earlier and I really didn't remember Warrior doing anything after Halloween Havoc.
Konnan/Lex Luger vs Scott Hall/Scott Steiner
You're telling me they let Steiner wrestle after attacking JoJo earlier? It starts as a wild brawl with everyone in the ring and the ref not trying to break it up. Steiner and Konnan go to the floor. Shortly after, Lex and Hall go to the floor. I don't know if this is a no DQ falls count anywhere match or what. I don't even know if this was a match since there were chairs and chokes and then it just went to commercial and was over when we came back.
DDP vs Bret Hart WCW US Championship
Bret tries to end it early with a roll up. He then out technical wrestles DDP. DDP does a roll up of his own. Bret comes back with some heel stuff. DDP pulls himself out of the corner (BY HIS BOOTSTRAPS), but gets knocked right back down with a lariatoo. Bret settles into a chin lock. DDP tries to fight out of it and gets hit with a DDT. He comes back with a Pancake Norton. DDP goes up top, gets caught, and Bret hits a huge superplex. 5MOD starts up. A low blow hits both DDP and the ref. Bret gets the international object. He wakes the ref up for some reason, only to turn around into a Kanyon Cutter. BANG! New champion! Bret then beats up the ref and DDP. He pounds on DDP's leg with a chair and then puts him in the Sharpshooter. Then more chair shots. After a good 4 minutes of this, Goldberg finally runs into help and WE'RE OUTTA TIME. I'm sure what happened next won't be shown on or talked about on Thunder. Also, Bret is a terrible US Champion. He won it in a non-match, lost it a week later, won it back on the next show, and has only defended it once I think before losing it again.
After a huge PPV, it felt like business as usual on Nitro. Warrior/Hogan continues, Hall/Nash continues, the nWo/Wolfpac war continues, Steiner/Buff vs Steiner/Judy continues. No resolution to anything, and all of the feuds had already completely ran out of steam a week or two before the PPV.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
One of the best. Enjoy retirement Oklahoma, make yourself famous kid.
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Yes please, someone do that. I'm a little busy with an employee issue here or I'd do it.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Perspicacity
Banned
Still won't shave his beard?
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Nah, another employee. This is a done deal, just picking up the pieces.