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[Dutch Gronk]

Have fun tonight, take your shirt off and be safe.

 

[ActStriker]

I will be shirtless before the night is through.

 

[Greg]

I will be shirtless before the night is through.

accept the inevitable and do it now

 

[ActStriker]

accept the inevitable and do it now

no u

 

[Greg]

no u

I took mine off at midnight

 

[ActStriker]

I took mine off at midnight

Can you dunk yet

 

[Greg]

Can you dunk yet

no, I had some injury setbacks and haven't even jumped in a while

although, since then, my cardio and lifts are the best they've been. I'm just taking the rest of the winter to put on whatever weight I can

 

[ActStriker]

no, I had some injury setbacks and haven't even jumped in a while

although, since then, my cardio and lifts are the best they've been. I'm just taking the rest of the winter to put on whatever weight I can

Disappointmentton

 

[Greg]

Disappointmentton

hey, it's progress!

it's going to happen though

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Eating pasta salad for breakfast at 3 pm.

Living the good life.

 

[Wrayfield]

I was very shirtless last night. Party ended at 2 p.m.! I am gonna be a total wreck tomorrow in the office... :O

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I was very shirtless last night. Party ended at 2 p.m.! I am gonna be a total wreck tomorrow in the office... :O

Now I feel like a sweater vester who was already in bed at 6 am.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Today at the gym I maxed out the machine where you train your quads. I'm gonna be a dunking god.

 

[ActStriker]

lol using machines

 

[Milchjon]

 

[Kave_Man]

I was almost able to dunk back in my youth. Ironically enough back when I was even shorter than I was now. 5 ft 5 and I was able to grab the rim.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I was almost able to dunk back in my youth. Ironically enough back when I was even shorter than I was now. 5 ft 5 and I was able to grab the rim.

One day, you, Gregory and me will dunk on those two jealous bitches who posted above you.

 

[Greg]

I honestly think of NFL-GAF on leg workout days. I can't wait until my pale, shirtless body proves the haters wrong.

 

[Milchjon]

I ain't no hater

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Wait, #HTTR means Hail to the Redskins?

I thought it meant something cool.

 

[Greg]

it's mainly the Steelers fans for some reason

they have something against an Ohioan with dreams

 

[Milchjon]

bionic just hates getting old, and you remind him what being young is all about.

Let the jealousy fuel you!

 

[Greg]

I'm going to dunk over a life-sized bionic cut-out.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm going to dunk over a life-sized bionic cut-out.

And when he's on the ground, you yell 'BIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHHH'

 

[Greg]

And why he's on the ground, you yell 'BIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHHH'

and GRONK SMASH the ball onto his cardboard corpse

 

[BlackGhost]

The only thing I dunk is chicken nuggets into sauce.

 

[Wrayfield]

Should we have a true dunk challenge, Greg and Dutch? Only true videos, no internet bragging.

Actually: I almost wrote that as drunk challenge :O

 

[Greg]

Dutch would kick my ass at a drunk challenge.

Unless it's who gets drunk faster.

 

[Milchjon]

Andrew Siciliano ‏@AndrewSiciliano
Adrian Peterson's 409 yards in two games against the Packers would have made him the Cardinals leading rusher.

I owned 3 Cards RBs this season.

I hate everything, including all of you.

 

[ActStriker]

I owned 3 Cards RBs this season.

I hate everything, including all of you.

That's your own damn fault

 

[Milchjon]

That's your own damn fault

I know :-(

After drafting like the idiot I am, nothing else was available.

(Trading is for suckers. Or people who want AP)


Edit: I honestly expected at least Beanie Wells to do better. I think he was injured pretty much all season. I also thought with their shit QBs, they needed the running game.

 

[ChanHuk]

I'm shirtless and smoking tobacco out of a corn cob pipe.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm shirtless and smoking tobacco out of a corn cob pipe.

I just wanted to post this picture.

 

[BlackGhost]

:jnc
Since Tebow might get to start next year, he can lead my teams revenge

 

[Dutch Gronk]

:jnc
Since Tebow might get to start next year, he can lead my teams revenge

Child please,

You better hope you pick ahead of me in round 1, because otherwise Tebow will be mine.

 

[BlackGhost]

Child please,

You better hope you pick ahead of me in round 1, because otherwise Tebow will be mine.

I'll just take Gronk again

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Guys, Blackghost isn't playing with us next season. So sad

 

[BlackGhost]

Guys, Blackghost isn't playing with us next season. So sad

:lol .....:"/ -_- .......don't worry I like Jimmy G better anyway .....I'm sorry.......maybe...

 

[Wrayfield]

Dutch would kick my ass at a drunk challenge.

Unless it's who gets drunk faster.

That was an almost Freudian slip on my part. I would win that one, not even proud :/.

 

[Milchjon]

I wanna be banned again :-/

So much better for me...

 

[BlackGhost]

I wanna be banned again :-/

So much better for me...

Don't do this to us .......to me.....

 

[Kave_Man]

Dogs in a shirtless league...

 

[Greg]

I wanna be banned again :-/

So much better for me...

No!

 

[Milchjon]

Like Odysseus when he tried to sail past the sirens, I have to tie myself to the mast to withstand the lure of GAF.

...or something

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Like Odysseus when he tried to sail past the sirens, I have to tie myself to the mast to withstand the lure of GAF.

...or something

Just ride it out one more month, season is almost over . Then you can take your break 'till the draft. Although personally I enjoy the offseason threads the most.

That was an almost Freudian slip on my part. I would win that one, not even proud :/.

I could give you a run for you money if we do a one night drunk-O-thon.

 

[Milchjon]

In one more month I will have failed all my exams :-D

 

[Dutch Gronk]

In one more month I will have failed all my exams :-D

Oh....

Then stop now for a week, and just post on Patriots gameday(s).

 

[Greg]

Oh....

Then stop now for a week, and just post on Patriots gameday(s).

HA HA HA

 

[Dutch Gronk]

HA HA HA

I wasn't being cocky, it was just an option just like there is the option of us being destroyed by the Texans/Ravens/Colts and be one and done.

 

[Godslay]

Like Odysseus when he tried to sail past the sirens, I have to tie myself to the mast to withstand the lure of GAF.

...or something

Put it down if you've got stuff to do. What I used to do is turn my computer off until I finished what I needed to do. If you have to use your computer for work, edit the host file so that you can't access it while you work. If you need to use the Internet to do work, limit yourself to 1 tab (unless you need more for work obviously).

If that's too hard, do 20 minutes of work to 10 minutes of Gaf. At least you'll get something done.

Edit: You are in control! You choose to read or not to read Gaf.